Top 10 things WOMEN would do if they: JOKE  

kwnightwalker2 43M
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8/25/2006 3:34 pm
Top 10 things WOMEN would do if they: JOKE


Top 10 things WOMEN would do if they
Top 10 things WOMEN would do if they
woke up and had a penis for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal
about sports, cars and money.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a
surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how
improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it
feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction
which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated
next to his member which causes two inches to be added to
the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9.

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