The Bitch that Keeps Parking in My Spot  

knomregnad 41M
683 posts
8/16/2006 4:34 am

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12/6/2006 10:15 pm

The Bitch that Keeps Parking in My Spot

Not that it is reserved for me or anything, but I have pretty much been parking in the same spot for nearly a year. There is some bitch that has been around for roughly six months and she knows I park there. The past couple of weeks, she has beat me to the garage and taken my spot. What a whore! I slipped in before her this morning and reclaimed MY spot.

Next time on The Bitch that Keeps Parking in My Spot:

Will DM have to slap a ho?
Will he have to break a windshield?
Will he recruit a gang of juveniles to cover the bitch's car with paint remover and muriatic acid?

Stay tuned.

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/16/2006 4:47 am

Does it really matter? Isn't there another spot? Is she hot? maybe you could chat her up a little and she will leave your spot alone.

Bye everyone, it was a blast

knomregnad replies on 8/17/2006 5:15 am:
It doesn't really matter, but I like the spot because there are no spots behind it. I drive a truck, so when I park in that spot, I can back up without having to worry about hitting anything. There are other spots like it on other levels of the garage and I will pork in one of those. The problem with that is after nearly a year of parking on the same level, it is habit to take the elevator to that level. Sometimes I get off the elevator before I remember it isn't the right floor.

She's not bad looking for an older lady. I'm guessing she is in her mid-fifties, but it isn't anything I would be interested in.

rm_booo323 43M
25 posts
8/16/2006 4:49 am

hahaahah dont u hate that u never know she may be fond of u or your parking spot has a nicer view heheh cheer up wake up ten minutes earlier buddy

knomregnad replies on 8/17/2006 5:16 am:
The ten minutes thing is about the only thing I can do. I'm not a morning person. Blah.

rm_rubie80 36F
245 posts
8/16/2006 5:29 am

lol, well there is a couple who forever parks right outside my house. It hasnt bothered me much because i dont have a car. i came back from my friends house and my friend parked outside my house while we unloaded some stuff. We were by the boot when the couple drove past real slowly and gave us dirty looks! they parked outside their daughters house (next door) and stared at us like we were dirt. i walked down my path way and they looked shocked! wierdo's! good luck anyway!

knomregnad replies on 8/17/2006 5:27 am:
Haha. I enjoyed reading that.

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