Real World Scale for Circumference/Width  

knight2queen4 54M
8 posts
10/14/2005 8:28 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Real World Scale for Circumference/Width

Numerous adult sites ask male members to provide the size of their manhood for others viewing their profile to get an idea on how one sizes up. It would seem a simple task of measuring ones cock. Most sites ask length, width (circumference) and cut or uncut (circumcised or not). Most guys know how long they are because
every man wants to know just how long it can get. Whether one is cut or uncut is also a simple answer. However, most men do not have
a good grip on how wide around they are.

I suggest a new scale that everyone can understand by using the size comparison of real objects in the world around us. That way others can instantly visualize cock size as compared to this other common object. Here is my suggested scale.

0 = Vienna sausage or cocktail wiener
1 = Breakfast link sausage
2 = Budget, no brand hot dog
3 = Ball Park Frank
4 = Dinner franks
5 = Chorizo sausage
6 = German bratwurst/knockwurst
7 = Polish sausage
8 = Hillshire Farms Polska Kielbasa
9 = Hickory Farms Summer sausage
10 = Whole salami/pepperoni

To those who exceed the sizes on this scale, I hope you see a doctor soon… for that sort of swelling can only mean it is doomed to fall off if not treated!

Hope you got a grin or two….


elusiveact 60F

10/15/2005 3:26 pm

I'm impressed. I don't think I've ever come across a man that knows so much about weiners. Now I'm going to have to pay more attention when I go to the store, so when I ask a man about his size, I'll know what he is comparing it to.
BTW.. you a Breakfast Link or more like a Hickory Farms Summer...


knight2queen4 54M
1 post
10/16/2005 7:40 pm

And it will also make you think the next time you sit down at a picnic or BBQ!

Now, do you take yours plain, with chili, kraut, relish... or with all the fixings? Yum, yum!

Dave


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