I Want To Be A Baseball Player  

rm_kneel_be4me 48M
264 posts
7/18/2006 6:37 am

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7/19/2006 7:28 pm

I Want To Be A Baseball Player

My son came up to me this morning and announced that he has changed his mind... He no longer wants to be a puffer fish/ horse vegiterian (vertrinarian)... He now wants to be a baseball player... So of course I asked him a few questions.
Me "Oh do you want to hit home runs?"

son "No I want to play out in the field."

Me "Oh but hitting the ball is where all the fun is."

Son "nope I want to play out in the field."

Me "Why do you want to play out in the field?"

son "because out there you can take a break if you are tired. Or get a drink if you are thirsty. Of get a snack any time you are hungry."

(Of course with my son it had to have something to do with food.)

Me "but son you cant do ANY of those things when you are out in the field. When you are out in the field you have to be ready to catch the ball when they hit it to you."

Son "oh."

Me "And when you are out there most of the time you are just standing there with nuthing to do just hoping they hit it to you."

Son "oh."

Me "The real fun is when you get to bat. You get to hit the ball and run around all of the bases."

Son "really?"

Me "And its the team that is up to bat gets to eat a snack and get a brink when they want to."

Son "OH, OK. Then I want to be a baseball player that gets to bat, because I want to eat snack."

I wonder what Job my son will want to do next week.

For those of you that are wondering... My daughter wants to be a vertrinarian that works with dolphins and unicorns.

Not bad life goals for a pair of five year olds.

timeforfun219 41M/42F  
2155 posts
7/18/2006 9:58 am

always good goals... I wanted to be a vet once too... Now I just want to have a job I like...lol

If my boobs were bigger I'd be a BBW!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
7/19/2006 4:45 am

Not bad at all.
When I was 5, I wanted to fly spaceships.

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
7/19/2006 6:38 pm

I wanted to a garbage man when i was young. You only work like 3 hours a day

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