Investing!  

CoolsDamnaFlava 44F
598 posts
7/3/2006 6:49 pm
Investing!

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20 for their first love making encounter. In his highly aroused state her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than 30 years. With him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing. He had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59 he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than 30 years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million. She informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex. These holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut!


KITTY CATT


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
7/3/2006 7:44 pm

OMG! That is just too funny! I think I would have shot him too. Be sure to stop by my blog for BLOGLAND ORGASM......Y'ALL CUM!!!!!! I know I can count on you.


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