Move over men and pass me my vibrator!  

kissablemeinmn 48F
234 posts
5/9/2005 8:15 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Move over men and pass me my vibrator!

There really ought to be a law that says your husband and your boyfriend aren't allowed to piss you off at the same time.

Don't you think?

I am at the point that I am ready to throw over men and just stick with my drawer full of vibrators.

Who needs men? Move over men and pass me my favorite vibrator. Don't let the door kick you in the ass on the way out!

Miranda


rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
5/9/2005 11:18 pm

sexyfit!!! I agree with you!!! kissable take her advice!!!! If 4 doesn't work maybe add 3 more!! That way everyday you are with someone else, and not around long enough for them to piss you off!!

Lady


wetfilipina 51M/39F
7 posts
5/9/2005 11:33 pm

maybe you are the problem. i had to go to another country to find a good woman. american women suck. so into themselves. who cares.


cuddlywon 46M
1 post
5/10/2005 5:03 am

Or be faithful to your husband ...hmmm ...what a dumb idea nowadays, silly me !


slamminscott 46M

5/10/2005 12:22 pm

Um...may I ask what they did to piss you off?

(Yes...I'm taking notes...I don't want to make the same mistakes as they have done...)


mnfun952 102M

5/10/2005 7:42 pm

as long as your new boyfriend gets to watch you with your toys....

LOL

MnFun


rm_Texture612 55M
16 posts
5/10/2005 8:11 pm

Miranda--
Perhaps you haven't found the right connection. A vibrator is a useful tool. Perhaps what is needed will need more than batteries? Keep me posted.


rm_Minnguy58 58M
57 posts
5/10/2005 8:23 pm

gee a drawer full of BOBs, Battery Operated Boyfriends, Guess you are all set now. A different one for each moment.


Friendlyone54751 57M
2 posts
5/11/2005 10:34 am

Hello Miranda
You resopnded to my post yesterday...thank you! I listened to you. Maybe we could chat sometime, I liked your advice and think you should give me a chance before you throw all men aside.........just a thought, lol.


curiousg712 45F

5/11/2005 12:15 pm

At least with a vibrator, you are GUARANTEED you will get pleased first and you will CUM everytime.


aldertate 49M

5/11/2005 7:59 pm

Fortunately I don't seem to have that problem. Probably since I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. LOL
You just need to whip them into shape. When they irritate you, they need to give you a nice bubble bath, and hire a masseuse for a one hour swedish massage. While it won't fix everything, at least you'll feel better.


kissablemeinmn 48F

5/12/2005 5:13 am

Sexyfit - yeah I'm very much considering that option. I like the idea of one per day. Slammin - one got jealous and was a dork and my husband doesn't want me to go back to school. Iknow seems silly now but pissed me off then! MnFun - hummm...now there's an idea I hadn't even thought of! I've shopped for them with them but not used them in front of.... H20 yeah that's the problem alright - I do love that cuddling, touching, kissing time so I guess I can't toss out men forever can I? Of course there are women... Friendly - send me an email or an IM (same ID) and I will be happy to chat with you. Dodgyhippy - Scotland would be fun, if you were my tour guide. Curious - you are so right!!!! Aldertate - I like the way you think!


kissablemeinmn 48F

5/12/2005 5:13 am

ooops I guess tryiing to make a name bold doesn't work here! lol


robmit777 50M

5/16/2005 11:36 pm

Could someone just tell me if a standard membership can send an email to someone they are interested. Everything I try doesn't seem to work. Not sure what in the heck I'm doing wrong... robmit777


kissablemeinmn 48F

5/17/2005 5:13 am

Robmit777 I don't know I haven't ever sent a message to someone that wasn't a reply to one they sent me. I would ask that question in the magazines. Or leave them a message on their blog. Good luck!

Kisses,
Miranda


robmit777 50M

5/17/2005 9:53 pm

Well kisses back at ya. Standard members don't really seem to have email priveleges I'm learning. Although I still haven't found where I might pick up an email - if one were sent that is. I mean after all I'm one of half a million guys. But hey, I gotta good attitude...Thanks for your reply Miranda


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