Is Everybody Happy?  

kinggidorah 40M
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4/1/2005 6:29 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Is Everybody Happy?


Yes, I'm breaking out the Public Image Limited references today, and yes, I'm a big 80's nerd.
Today is April first.
As much as I like to laugh, I should enjoy this day more. To me, April Fool's day is just an excuse to pull cruel pranks. I have never found a prank to be funny. Word play is funny. Slapstick is funny. Absurdism is funny. Funny is ...
"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck."
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head."
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here."
"I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit."
...Ladies and Gentlemen, the late, great Mitch Hedberg.
So people, today tell a joke, listen to some Stan Freeburg, Tom Lehrer, and Weird Al, pick up a CD or DVD of your favorite comedian, and laugh. Laughter is one of the true gift of the sentient, so use it.

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