Safe sex  

kelly_pamela 52T
123 posts
3/3/2006 4:39 am

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3/10/2006 3:37 am

Safe sex

this will be my last jokey blog for a while back to being all serious next week eg The boring and dull stuff.
So its time for loads of condom jokes and yes some of them are really bad lol.

Q: What do a shark and a condom with a hole in it have in common?
A: You don’t want to fuck with either of them!

Q: When should you wear condoms?
A: At every conceivable occasion

Q: Why can’t pencils have babies?
A: Because they have rubbers on their end

Q: How can you pick out a paranoid woman?
A: She’s the one with a condom on her vibrator

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Roll them into a tire and call it a good year!

Q: What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?
A: They’re both full of stiffs, only one’s coming while the other is going

Q: What do you call a Rock group that practices safe sex?
A: A Rubber band

Q: Why is paying your car insurance like wearing a condom?
A: They both give you a feeling of security even though you know you’re getting fucked!

Q: What do you call a two hundred foot rubber?
A: A condominium

Q: Have you ever read the small print on the bottom of a condom?
A: Oh, I see, you’ve never had to roll it down that far...


campfirecozy 66M

3/3/2006 6:11 am

...and I suppose the act of hissing at jokes like this would be called condomnation (arrgghhh!)

Thanks for the laugh!,

saddletrampsk 54F

3/3/2006 6:47 am

there's a chick blog party at [post 255767]

wantonwill 60M

3/3/2006 7:09 am

what do you call a dead Egyptian in a sarcophagous wearing a rubber?

a condomummyum

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
3/3/2006 8:02 am

That was really good. Safe sex rocks!

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

kelly_pamela 52T

3/3/2006 8:20 am

wantonwill... thx for the addition

saddletrampsk... Thx for the invite shame i cant make it as my jet is in for its service.

DanielGR... yes sometimes safe sex can be funny

kelly_pamela 52T

3/5/2006 9:49 am

Oh yes straightten2002 safe sex does indeed rock

campfirecozy 66M

3/10/2006 2:57 am


'just wanted you to know that Safe Sex made [post 264744]... great laughs!


kelly_pamela 52T

3/10/2006 3:37 am

Why thankyou cozy

At last i have won an award and i would like to thank...

Sorry no oscar speech from me lol

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