More Friday humour for the weekend  

kelly_pamela 52T
123 posts
3/17/2006 1:23 am

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3/17/2006 11:37 am

More Friday humour for the weekend

This is for all the ladies out there to have a giggle at and the men to keep close at hand.

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his
own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty pounds.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff........And my favourite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but
chocolate sings.

Have a good weekend everybody



3/17/2006 6:53 am

You are so lucky I am not PMSing right now love, I would book a flight to the U.K. right now and it would be torture by tickle.
I came in here earlier and did not see that you had fed your BLOGGY twice already, it is my pretty blog who is hungry.
Bye Gorgeous K

rm_putt675 50M
1118 posts
3/17/2006 7:20 am

You're the best! Get yourself published somewhere beyond AdultFriendFinder. Happy St. Pat's, and May the Road Rise Up to Meet You. Oh wait, you're English, was that in bad form? Who cares, here have some chocolate. Putt

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