More Friday humour  

kelly_pamela 52T
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3/31/2006 3:42 am

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4/14/2006 2:43 pm

More Friday humour

Ok then as its been a while since my last post due to me being very busy i have got a nice joke for all of you.
Have a nice weekend.

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.

''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.''

Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''



3/31/2006 9:58 pm

Oh no Gorgeous K,
The things we give our selves with!!!!
So good to see you are sexier and funnier than ever


4/10/2006 4:07 pm

Hello darling,
I need some gorgeousness in my world so I came here.

kelly_pamela 52T

4/11/2006 8:02 am

Aw thanks K but why didnt you just look into a mirror
So glad you likes it Daniel


4/14/2006 6:21 am

Alright, looked in to mirror not the same......had to come in here for my daily gorgeousness.


4/26/2006 2:24 pm

gorgeous K,
where are you? I have tried to email you through yahoo and it keeps on being sent back to me saying there is no such email address, I know I have emailed you before. Are you alright my sweet friend?

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