Humour me  

kelly_pamela 52T
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3/1/2006 7:34 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Humour me

Well after reading all the humorous posts i have decided to post a joke also.
I just think its very apt for this website.

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

Kelly


MISS_KINK 38F

3/2/2006 5:56 am

Oh my goodness Gorgeous K,
Immediately after I am done with this reply, I am going in to my closet and pulling out any skirts that have that back zipper and donating them, no wardrobe malfunctions here.
Let me do the math now, you are not only gorgeous but funny too!
Wow, I better catch up quick.
Gorgeous K
P.S.
I already mentioned this to you but it's a must to do so again, that photo is very sexy.


kelly_pamela 52T

3/2/2006 6:21 am

Why thank you Gorgeous K
If any of the skirts fit I am sure I can find a good home lol.

Love the other gorgeous K.

P.S. have a good hike today and watch out for dark furry mammals


MISS_KINK 38F

3/2/2006 11:10 am

LOL@ DARK FURRY MAMMALS SOUNDS LIKE MY EX, I LOVE YOU GORGEOUS K.
I am about to head out to go on my hike.
Gorgeous K


kelly_pamela 52T

3/2/2006 11:56 am

Aw Thanks thats made my day
I love you to
enjoy your hike
Love Kelly
xxxxx


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