Friday humour  

kelly_pamela 52T
123 posts
3/10/2006 7:49 am

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3/18/2006 4:30 pm

Friday humour

Well happy Friday everyone
Just to put a smile on peoples faces for the weekend I just thought I would share this little story from someone that I got via e-mail this morning all the names have been changed to protect the guilty from to much embarrassment.


I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said,

"My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,.

"Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."


Well it made me smile anyway


3/11/2006 5:48 am

LMAO, Oh my Bloody goodness gorgeous K,
For some unknown reason I immediately checked my kitty for glitter, and the visuals of that are way too much for anyone to handle.
Poor woman, going about with a KITTY who looks straight out of a DISCO.
You are too much sweethot, thank you for making us laugh
Gorgeous K

rm_loro1953 62M
1 post
3/13/2006 3:43 am

Maybe the woman in question could give her pussy the name of garry.

rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
3/13/2006 5:36 am

Oh my God, that is too funny...the Doctor must have felt very special being you had decorated yourself for him lol.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch


3/13/2006 8:03 pm


kelly_pamela 52T

3/15/2006 3:03 am

Kink.. Just the thought of those visuals sends me all of a trembling and shaking and don’t forget humour is always the best medicine I have found.

loro1953.. Now now loro do you thinks thats why he got 3 yrs in vietnam just for playing with glitter.

1SweetBitch.. I wish it was me but sorry to it was from an e-mail i recieved that i just had to share

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