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keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
8/19/2005 12:41 pm
mAHHsAHHge

Ahh, life is good. I just had a therapeutic masage and I am feeling "loosey goosey" and all relaxed. This sort of thing could become habit forming...

Apparently, I am in good shape, well-balanced and loose. Now that is an encouraging diagnosis!



rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/19/2005 5:16 pm

I hope your diagnosis is for your muscles or your mind and not your lower digestive tract


PailsDiverHonks 55F

8/19/2005 7:34 pm

It goes like this Keith.. yoga, steam room, shower, massage, shower, lunch...try it bet you will like it!


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
8/19/2005 8:36 pm

keith did you pay for that? Damn I could have given you a massage free.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


ProtonicMan 47M

8/19/2005 9:10 pm

LOL @ jayR.

We already knew about the loose. I heard the screws rattling around all the way up here in Detroit.

TJ


AmberSolaire 42M

8/20/2005 8:12 am

Health spas are a great place for a single male.........all these "relaxed" and "loose" women.Plus they are garaunteed to smell nice.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/20/2005 12:10 pm

Professional massages are incredible. Personally I have paid for one and will do so again. I talked about my very first massage in my very first AdultFriendFinder blog.

DustStormDiva


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/20/2005 12:28 pm

I don't know honni. Maybe it's because they're driving their knuckle hard, right into the center of your muscle.

I'm as regular as ever jayR.

Um, do they carry you to each area greenie?

straightten, that one was gratis. I got a return offer at which time I am to be given the "hot rock" treatment!

Ha ha PM! I am sure you know that every place needs some insanity. BlogLand is no exception and I have plenty of loose screws to spread around for all citizens. (or is that denizens?)

The reading is going fine waggypolly. I have four books open in various rooms of my house. Um, after you finish your book report you promised me don't forget to return my Cat In The Hat book that you borrowed. My youngest wants it back!

Are you sure about the smell AS? They use some funky stuff in those places.

No mzhuny. I have not had the powder massage in a long time. I am saving my next one for your li'l hands to apply. Yummy!


lifeisablast333 53M

8/20/2005 1:59 pm

cool i just love being loosey goosey, puts you in a new state of mind
the redneck


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
8/20/2005 4:24 pm

Keith...instead of theraputic try the sensual massage...that leaves you better than loosey, goosey...let me know how it turns out


rm_B0SSIERBOY 57M
476 posts
8/21/2005 1:02 am

Hey Keith I just wanted to say thanks for the comment to Is She TOO Young?.

I'll have a couple of massages in your name while I'm on vacation.




taodoug65 51M
262 posts
8/21/2005 4:40 am

Careful kieth - it truly does.. It has been one of my occupations for years. And myself and another massage therapist give one to each other once a week. Good habits are hard to break


taodoug65 51M
262 posts
8/21/2005 4:44 am

Sorry Kieth - had to make one comment to humboldthonni - Only the first 2 massages usually will leave a person a little tender.. But even a deep tissue massage is not supposed to be painful. They are hard but not painful.
Normally when a massuese has no training in shiatsu or reflexology they tend to be a little harder than what is recommended.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/21/2005 9:45 am

I hear ya duststormdiva! I will check that post out.

You are absolutely correct redneck.

I intend to do just that bella dear.

It was a very interesting post BOSSIERBOY. I urge all my readers to go and give it a look see. Have fun in N. Europe dude!

Well well, you learn something new about folks every day. I wish I had that talent taodoug.

Very good waggypolly!!! You are ready to move up a level in your reading repetoire! Congratulations.

Hello there saraswathi. I was wondering if you would stop by The Venting Blog again. Welcome back!


expatbrit49 62M

8/21/2005 5:02 pm

just exactly what are we talking about getting massaged here?

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


angel_wings2005 52F

8/21/2005 6:54 pm

I personally prefer giving and recieving a very hands on slow sensual full body massage- if giving one- that would be from head -to head -to toe- stopping in a few areas of interest - for extra special attention- STRESS RELIEF ??? YUMMY !!! *WINK*


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/21/2005 6:59 pm

Hullo there my ol pal. How's the vacation going? It was an, um, full body massage.


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
8/23/2005 11:05 am

....so u finally got some satisfaction? hehehehehe


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/23/2005 3:32 pm

Wow.....now...are you gonna let me give you a massage too??? I am already supposed to cook for you naked....lol
HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
8/24/2005 4:47 am

now you know how kieth you can give them to us for free


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


tattooedartist 44M

8/25/2005 1:23 pm

Wanted to come and say Adios to you bro....ive loved your blogs and wanted to wish you all the best in the future!!! thanks for being who you are...Ive enjoyed you.

May God bless and keep you, as only He can.

Adieu

Jamey


Barbiebunny69 43F

8/25/2005 2:17 pm

I got one yesterday and dreamed he was keef.


rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
8/26/2005 7:52 am

Never ask for a massage with a "happy ending" in Amsterdam..... having hard-quailudes applied as a suposatory while someone makes off with your wallet is not as happy 4 hours later as it is in the heat of the moment....


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/29/2005 5:51 am

Most comforting for you... but me... I'm wondering where you hid pigcancook. There's no way in Hell he's well balanced.. rofl..

I still adore you though... *smiles*


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 2:30 pm

I envy you young guys. At my age, good shape & loose means I can skip the prunes for a day.

[blog talldarkavg1]


deliciousngood 64F
1666 posts
9/1/2005 9:46 pm

THe MAssage energizes all your "chakras"...centers of life force energy and for a while you feel all spacy and odd...but relaxed and infused with a sense of well-being! THIS IS GOOD!

Namaste!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/5/2005 7:43 am

Hey angel wings! let's practice our techniques together!

Agreed mizzkitka. Trained professionals are the way to go. Still, practicing with a partner has extra benefits as we are all well aware!

Ha ha dz, good one! I love using conceptuality in The Venting Blog. Well done dude! Still looking for satisfaction in other areas. Stay tuned for a miracle...

Hey Mandy! I thought I was the one who was to be naked in the kitchen. Oh well, we can work it out!

That is an interesting viewpoint travelingintexas. Still, are you sure you wish to surround yourself with "yes men"? (make that "yes women" and you just might be on to something).

Anything for you my precious pappy.

I think we all could use one of them jigglyJuggs. BTW, your screen name seems to call to me for some reason! I like it!

Hey tattooedartist! I wish to thank you for stopping by to say goodbye and also for your kind words. The Venting Blog has been honored to have you and we hope to see you again in the future. Good luck and best wishes to you for that which lies ahead. We will miss you much in the meantime Jamey.

Aww Barbie Bunzy, if you only knew how often you enter my own dreams...

Hey dandth! I have missed y'all so much! All of us here at The Venting Blog are VERY pleased to see you back in BlogLand. Let's pull out our sexyfitwoman racks and have a party!

Hello asianlady! Aren't they simply wonderful? I must have another one soon. I shall always stop in at your blog. I am very fond of you girlfriend.

Ha ha double E. The pigster is many things but I agree that "balanced" is not one of them!

Who are you calling "young" TDA? Still, I am as regular as ever so I need no stinking prunes!

Aww thanks my little wildflower. It is difficult to stay away for long. I have missed you as well.

That is well stated deliciousngood. My chakras have definately felt off kilter recently. Ahh, nothing like a cure to set things right again!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/5/2005 7:49 am

Hey angel wings! let's practice our techniques together!

Agreed mizzkitka. Trained professionals are the way to go. Still, practicing with a partner has extra benefits as we are all well aware!

Ha ha dz, good one! I love using conceptuality in The Venting Blog. Well done dude! Still looking for satisfaction in other areas. Stay tuned for a miracle...

Hey Mandy! I thought I was the one who was to be naked in the kitchen. Oh well, we can work it out!

That is an interesting viewpoint travelingintexas. Still, are you sure you wish to surround yourself with "yes men"? (make that "yes women" and you just might be on to something).

Anything for you my precious pappy.

I think we all could use one of them jigglyJuggs. BTW, your screen name seems to call to me for some reason! I like it!

Hey tattooedartist! I wish to thank you for stopping by to say goodbye and also for your kind words. The Venting Blog has been honored to have you and we hope to see you again in the future. Good luck and best wishes to you for that which lies ahead. We will miss you much in the meantime Jamey.

Aww Barbie Bunzy, if you only knew how often you enter my own dreams...

Hey dandth! I have missed y'all so much! All of us here at The Venting Blog are VERY pleased to see you back in BlogLand. Let's pull out our sexyfitwoman racks and have a party!

Hello asianlady! Aren't they simply wonderful? I must have another one soon. I shall always stop in at your blog. I am very fond of you girlfriend.

Ha ha double E. The pigster is many things but I agree that "balanced" is not one of them!

Who are you calling "young" TDA? Still, I am as regular as ever so I need no stinking prunes!

Aww thanks my little wildflower. It is difficult to stay away for long. I have missed you as well.

That is well stated deliciousngood. My chakras have definately felt off kilter recently. Ahh, nothing like a cure to set things right again!


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