kooknachtiek SPEAKS!  

keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
3/17/2006 11:58 am
kooknachtiek SPEAKS!

AFriendFinder TATTLER

koocnachtiek SPEAKS!


Southern District, BlogLand. The TATTLER is pleased to announce that our reporter, Kasey Sea, has been granted an exclusive interview with koocnachtiek, alter-ego of keithcancook.



Kasey Sea: So tell us Mr. koocnachtiek, why are alter-egos running loose in BlogLand? What is their purpose here?

koocnachtiek: My master says that most of us were created in early May, 2005 to combat a terrible scourge that struck BlogLand.

Kasey Sea: Ah yes, the "one-comment glitch". But that bug was repaired within a week. And the LURKER and The PUBLISHER were already causing trouble in BlogLand well before that bug landed here.

koocnachtiek: Well, my master says that he needs us for what he calls "technical reasons".

Kasey Sea: Technical reasons?

koocnachtiek: Yes. He uses us to shield him from the consequences of what we say. He says that by sending us in he can pretty much do whatever he wants in BlogLand and if folks get pissed off he just blames it on us.

Kasey Sea: I see. So you are a sort of a "teflon coating" for him.

koocnachtiek: Yes, exactly. The LURKER is an excellent example. He can go into a basement post and diss everything around him, including insulting the blogger who's basement he has invaded. He rarely gets deleted, and when he does he simply retires to another basement level and starts all over again.

Kasey Sea: The BLPD has placed this LURKER on a higher level of priority. They say that if they catch up to him he will be permanently deleted.

koocnachtiek: Ha! It's impossible to repress an alter-ego. They are wasting their time.

Kasey Sea: They caught you didn't they?

koocnachtiek: No, I went in on my own. Besides, this is all scripted anyway isn't it? I mean, we are all puppets here aren't we? Why, this entire interview is nothing but a show.

Kasey Sea: Um, I ah...

koocnachtiek: That's right. Everything we are doing is orchestrated by another. For cryin out loud, you yourself are an alter-ego. The paper you "work" for is nothing but a figment of our masters imagination.

Kasey Sea: But, but... but the TATTLER is REAL! I have seen articles, I have seen it's banner in blogs all over BlogLand.

koocnachtiek: Oh brother! Get with it Kasey Sea! You are not your own entity. You do not exist in the world of reality. You are a tool. The only reason you can't understand what I am saying is because our master has willed it so.

Kasey Sea: NOOOoooo...

saddletrampsk 54F

3/17/2006 12:57 pm

Kooc is such a bad ass..

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:44 am:
I keep telling him what goes around comes around...

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
3/17/2006 1:02 pm

Poor Kasey...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:46 am:
Yes, he has much to consider now. If I allow him to do any thinking that is...

clevergirl4U 58F

3/17/2006 2:19 pm

too funny...maybe I need to get some teflon of my own?

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:51 am:
You will be amazed at how it frees you up, clevergirl my sweet!

Blog On!

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
3/17/2006 2:27 pm


keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:52 am:
Hmm, have you been running with Bacardiman and vanna? They are rummers...

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/17/2006 6:55 pm

Hmmmm..... I remember seeing keithcandrool somewhere.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:54 am:
He is among many temporary alter-egos that are created on the spot to handle certain comments.

SickHooteredLady 41F
62 posts
3/17/2006 8:19 pm

They haven't caught me yet...MUAHHHAHHHHAHHH!!!!

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:55 am:
Your time is coming, SHL. You had best be ready...

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
3/17/2006 10:46 pm


[blog freelove999]

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:57 am:
I am so glad you liked it, FreeLove sweetie. It means much to me coming from you.

vanna4u 38F

3/17/2006 10:56 pm

So does this mean I can do all the things that my mistress thinks she's too much of a lady to do?

And if so, can I do them with you? Both of you? And pcc, too?


keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 7:03 am:
That's one example of how alter-egoism can work for a blogger, vanna.

Oh My!

vanna4u 38F

3/17/2006 10:57 pm

At the same time?

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 7:06 am:
Yikes! Your mistress seems to have lots ya-ya's to release. I hope she can get to em all...

MaggiesWishes 59F

3/18/2006 1:15 am

Ok, this will take a moment to get over!

I love that you are "nutts" !!!

warm huggies

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 7:11 am:
Isn't it fun? If ya wanna see where the alter-egos first gained control, check this out... The Butcher, The Baker and The Candlestick Maker

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
3/18/2006 7:37 am


there are alter-egos here?

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 7:12 am:
Are there? Perhaps you had better blink again...

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/18/2006 9:49 am

LMOAO. May have to find me an alter-ego.

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 7:14 am:
For a complete blogging experience I think you should...

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/18/2006 3:31 pm

papy_ says to say hi,while papyrinapisses her self laughing

I'm a

i'm here to stay

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 7:19 am:
You have another alter-ego too. I have done my research. Soon all of BlogLand will know it too... NYAH AH AHHHH...

He's mad, maD, MAD! Can anybody stop him?

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/18/2006 3:37 pm

cute big asswant s a huh

I'm a

i'm here to stay

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 7:20 am:
Oh pappy! You are so precious to me! (don't ya know?)

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/18/2006 3:38 pm

hug lol

I'm a

i'm here to stay

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 7:22 am:
Of course! And kisses too...


Babel__Fish 45F

3/19/2006 10:55 am


keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 7:40 am:
Alter-egos = fun & games.

Come back and play any ol time, Babel Fish baby!

womanoirish 53F

3/19/2006 12:52 pm

Big Brother is Watching YOU

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 7:44 am:
I know. He's a dumb-ass. He should be lookin at you. (like I am, WOI me lass).

Mmmm, yummy.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
3/19/2006 4:47 pm

~ smilez ~

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 8:03 am:
Aw, I just LOVE it when you drop me one of your ~ smilez ~ Oh Goddess.

TTigerAtty 62M

3/19/2006 4:49 pm

I'm trying to understand all of this, Keith. Does an "alter ego" also serve the "Master" by protecting his/her "deniability" of untoward actions and/or statements. I have a second handle, an alias, which I have kept in reserve and which I have not really employed as of yet. I am trying to understand how he could be used to maximum advantage. Thanks for giving me these ideas!

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 8:23 am:
Yes, I think you have figured it out TTA, my friend. It opens doors for creativity too.

Blog On!

TTigerAtty 62M

3/19/2006 4:53 pm

P.S. How did North Carolina get beaten by George Mason? Who/what is George Mason anyway? Tyler Hansbrough looked a little uncertain a freshman in the tournament, but I'm sure North Carolina will be a team to be reckoned with next year!

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 8:32 am:
Well, I missed most of the game due to prior commitments so I am not entirely sure what happened.

LOL! I was wondering the same thing. So I googled him up as soon as I got home that day. He was one of our Founding Fathers. A neighbor of G. Washington, he was intensely private and deplored public life. Yet he answered when called, and wrote the Virginia Bill of Rights for his state.

He refused to sign the constitution as it did not contain a bill of rights. We have him to thank for their inclusion in that document.

Carolina will indeed be a force in 2006. I am eager for it begin.

rm_Bacardiman42 53M
176 posts
3/19/2006 5:59 pm

Hmmmm That Vanna chick is looking pretty good and I can only imagine what she is capable of.
Maybe a few rum and cokes and she is good to go..

HEY BABY !!!!!!!!

Come see me [blog bacardiman42]

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:39 am:
Too many and she will be "incapable"...

vanna4u 38F

3/19/2006 8:27 pm

You know...rum and coke is my favorite drink. Or sometimes a mai tai, if you catch my meaning.

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:38 am:
Does your mistress know about this?

rm_Bacardiman42 53M
176 posts
3/19/2006 10:26 pm

Hmmm yes baby, I got the meaning loud and clear.

Come see me [blog bacardiman42]

keithcancook replies on 3/19/2006 11:04 pm:
Y'all two should get a van...

rm_Bacardiman42 53M
176 posts
3/20/2006 5:53 pm

A van.. that sounds like a plan..

Me, Vanna, A bottle of rum.. maybe a visit from Koocna....

Come see me [blog bacardiman42]

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:35 am:
Oh, I get it now. Bardicman is a wicked alter-ego.

redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
3/21/2006 6:09 am

Living out in the sticks I miss all this intrigue.....lurkers, alter egos, KCC......I am back to WaggyPolly's post on reality. This time I will take notes!!

keithcancook replies on 3/21/2006 8:46 pm:
It is only gonna get curiouser and curiouser, redswallow...

vanna4u 38F

3/22/2006 11:19 pm

Maybe a van with LOTS of room?

and is there going to be lime for the rum and coke?

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:30 am:
You are a naughty alter-ego, vanna. Why, your mistress doesn't even drink!

JudeL5 46M
1535 posts
3/23/2006 9:37 pm

Sheer genius koocnac!... by your puppet master

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 6:31 am:
Hullo there, JudeL! It is good to see you again. Please try to keep the strings untangled...

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
1/7/2007 9:10 pm

Wishing you a Happy New Year, altered one...

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

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