keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
3/21/2006 9:33 pm

AFriendFinder TATTLER


Northern District, BlogLand The case of the disappearance of mild mannered alter-ego Expat_thebrit has taken a new and sudden turn as the body of thebrit has been discovered by his master floating in the Unique River. expatbrit49 seemed to suggest that the alter-ego killed himself in a fit of despair. He recently declared:

"I am sorry to inform you that Expat_thebrit passed away late last summer it seems that once the one comment fiasco faded away he became depressed walking around all day muttering about how worthless he was and how the crafty bloggers had found other more devious ways to comment whore. A few weeks later his remains were found floating in the unique river and a note was discovered in his apartment saying once in 30 days was no reason to live."

However, careful research by your intrepid TATTLER reporter, Kasey Sea has uncovered an open admission from expatbrit49 that he intended to murder the soft-spoken Expat_thebrit. In the postAlter ego's - A revoltion's child crafted by Tala4u2 on May 16, 2005 at 9:03 pm, expatbrit49 says of his gentle alter-ego:

"Expat_thebrit is the mild manered pasafist lover that When i get around it I will kill off."

Whether thebrit was murdered or committed egocide has yet to be determined. (The only thing that is certain is that expatbrit49 couldn't spell then, cannot spell now, and is unlikely to ever spell without help). There is even evidence to suggest that thebrit may yet be alive, as an active profile has been found for him on an internet website.

Yet all the fuss over the fate of this simple-minded, but gentle-hearted alter-ego is now overshadowed by a deeper debate over the origins and civil rights of alter-egos in general.


Do alter-egos have an inherent right to exist? Suppose a blogger with an alter-ego decides that he can no longer support it, and decides to delete it from existance. Is this murder?

Perhaps the alter-ego was unwanted in the first place. Do bloggers not have the right to choose what is best for the health of their own blogs? Or is some government agency going to decide what is to be done? What about privacy and personal liberty? Will we allow government morality to be thrust upon us all? Should we?

And what should be done in those cases where an alter-ego is forced upon a blogger by another blogger? Perhaps even a stranger? Should not the blog be purged of the unwanted result? Should the permissibility of egocide be changed in cases of blog- ?


Does an alter-ego become "alive" at conception? Many BlogLanders have argued that an alter-ego exists at the moment he first enters his masters mind. Others feel that life does not begin until birth, when the alter-ego first appears visible to all in the Land of Blog.


Conservative BlogLanders will tell you to "Just Say No!" But let's be realistic here. Alter-egos are going to happen. It's natural. There is no sure contraceptive to prevent conception, although some have tried through the use of mind altering drugs. The theory holds that alter-egos can be blocked from emerging if the bloggers mind is under the influence. In practice however, it has been shown that this merely opens a Pandora's Box for all manner of alter-egos, some of whom have actually gained temporary control of the bloggers mind and actions.

Adoption is an alternative favored by most. Both pro-life and pro-choice consider this to be the best possible solution. But adoptive alter-egos have a difficult time adapting in a new blog. Often they are shunned in favor of biologically related alter-egos.

These are the issues that trouble our times. My thanks to The PUBLISHER for bringing them into the public forum by means of the TATTLER.

~Kasey Sea

happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
3/21/2006 10:21 pm

Very profound piece of report written in a very humorous approach. I like it, though I must admit I'm not too sure I get most of it.

Well... I think a blog is very personal, so no one should get offended by a blog, regardless of whatever reasons. If you don't like it, then don't read it FULLSTOP

Good Job, Keith! I enjoy reading your blog. Thanks!

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

keithcancook replies on 3/21/2006 10:50 pm:
Well, the post is sorta difficult to follow. I wrote it in a furious moment of inspiration while I am on this current alter-ego conceptuality kick.

To further muddy the waters it draws on themes and characters first seen in The Venting Blog last May.

tillerbabe 55F

3/22/2006 12:54 am

Just wear a condom dammit!

keithcancook replies on 3/22/2006 7:02 am:
But condoms don't fit over my head...

TTigerAtty 62M

3/22/2006 7:31 am

"These are the issues that trouble our times." I favor adoption rather than egocide, Keith, even with the admitted difficulties an alter-ego experiences adapting in a new blog. Perhaps, assistance can be provided by Blogville in this regard. After all, in the words of Hillary Clinton, "it takes a village"!

keithcancook replies on 3/22/2006 8:11 am:
...and every village has an idiot, eh TTA?

expatbrit49 62M

3/22/2006 7:55 am

ROFLMAO, you really need to get a life my Ol' Pal

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

keithcancook replies on 3/22/2006 8:10 am:
What! ANOTHER one? I have too many lives already, ol pal.

clevergirl4U 58F

3/22/2006 11:35 am

Can I have some of those mushrooms? Funny stuff

keithcancook replies on 3/22/2006 7:02 pm:
I just love mushrooms. I eat em like hobbits do.

clevergirl4U 58F

3/22/2006 11:41 am


keithcancook replies on 3/22/2006 7:18 pm:
Hmm, I'm not sure anyone will buy it. What with your reputation and all...

Still, alter-egos tend to grow on ya. No matter what ya call em. Just ask koocnachtiek.

veinthrob 42M

3/22/2006 12:00 pm

Adopting an alter ego can be dangerous. A friend of mine wanted to get rid of his, and I thought it was a prety good one. Charming and witty with a streak of mischief. Sounds good right? Wrong! Turns out it likes to shoplift enema bags from the local drugstore (without regard for security), and occasionaly jack cars. My compassionate but tough A.E. had to take it out into the backwoods and put it down like a dog.

Now I'm realy stuck holding the bag!

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 8:40 am:

Outstanding! This is the kind of comment that the folks at The Venting Blog really love to see.

Blog On!

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/22/2006 12:36 pm

My old persona's shattered psyche lay broken, crushed, and bleeding in a parking lot all day and noone even commented

and then I set up a poll on which blog I should keep to, well they told me to follow my gut, all 220 kilos of it.

What did I tell them, you ask?

I told them that they were mistaken, that I was actually 232 kilos and the unmentioned 12kg was cock.

I like this alterego better. ^_^


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

keithcancook replies on 3/22/2006 7:24 pm:
Well, you certainly scored a hit with your recent post. I urge all readers of The Venting Blog to check it out.

What a hoot! [post 280492]

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 8:44 am:
You changed your pic!

OMG! Yer killin me! PMSL

A frigging mug shot? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

HBowt2 58F

3/22/2006 1:11 pm

with all these dangers to blogging ...its a wonder we do it at all...one ego is enough for me....

keithcancook replies on 3/22/2006 1:37 pm:
LOL, without my alter-egos blogging would become dull for me. They help me express myself more creatively...

Blog On!

Lioness_girl 45F
3494 posts
3/22/2006 1:14 pm

Very witty investigational reporting Keith!

I got caught up in all the drama and was just starting to believe this shit you cooked up! LOL


Come have fun! Visit my blog at Lioness_girl

keithcancook replies on 3/22/2006 7:34 pm:
Excellent, Lioness girl! I am still developing this storyline and am not sure where it is going to lead me next.

Welcome to The Venting Blog! We endeavor to entertain in here...

TabithaElectra79 37F

3/22/2006 2:12 pm

I'm pro choice on this matter

keithcancook replies on 3/22/2006 7:37 pm:
I am not surprised, TE. Thank you for weighing in...

rm_Bacardiman42 53M
176 posts
3/22/2006 2:26 pm

Perhaps the scariest thought of all. What if the alter ego's all ban together and assume the forefront leaving those that were the creator behind.... Perhaps this is the reason that the alters are starting to mysteriously dissapear or dissapate.....
Perhaps I shall start an alter ego revolution.

Come see me [blog bacardiman42]

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 8:51 am:
Oh hell yeah! That's the spirit! You have really livened things up down at the Id, Bacardiman! The Venting Blog welcomes you too!


Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
3/22/2006 4:42 pm

My alter Ego's were all impressed by this post. Well not really but as they all live in the same head as a collective, The Axis of Dickheads some had no choice in it being read.
Morality said; I dont take advantage of drunk women
Decadence said; I get women drunk
Perspective said I found these really good mushrooms yesterday and the walls are all purple and the keyhole in the door is gushing golden sap
Flying Penguins said; See there is still true journalism
Tala said; Fuck off, if intelligence did not actively encourage sex I'd just walk around with my cock out.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 9:16 am:
The Axis of Dickheads, eh? Nice collection, Tala.

And Tala summed it up for us all quite well too...

Tala said; Fuck off, if intelligence did not actively encourage sex I'd just walk around with my cock out.



3/22/2006 6:00 pm

If we are not part of the solution we are part of the problem! How can I help?

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 9:24 am:
Would you consider joining the staff of the AFriendFinder TATTLER ?


happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
3/22/2006 7:05 pm

keithcancook replies on 3/21/2006 10:50 pm:
Well, the post is sorta difficult to follow. I wrote it in a furious moment of inspiration while I am on this current alter-ego conceptuality kick.

To further muddy the waters it draws on themes and characters first seen in The Venting Blog last May.

So i c. Last May... I wasn't even on AdultFriendFinder yet.... hmmm... shall review some of your old posts when I have the time. Thanks for your reply.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 9:26 am:
Enter my basement at your own risk, happyladychat my sweet!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/22/2006 9:05 pm

LMAO...needed a laugh...Good Job.


keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 9:28 am:
Well, whaddaya gonna do? It's a madhouse in here...

(they're ALL insane, ya know)

starvingnow 48F

3/22/2006 10:35 pm

wow...I geuss I have to look into discovering


keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 9:29 am:
That's the spirit, starvingnow sweetie!

Blog On!

vanna4u 38F

3/22/2006 11:16 pm

Could you please make posts with less words in them? There are too many things to read here and I have to leave in about an hour. Thank yuo.

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 9:30 am:
Perhaps it would help if you managed to quit dropping your letters?

catseyes23 61F

3/23/2006 3:36 am

Your mind is wicked, in a good way. Thank you for the humour.


keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 9:34 am:
I'm having a blast, (as usual) catseyes sweetie.

Sister_Act_4_You 37F/37F

3/23/2006 4:27 am

Tchao! On se reverra un de ces quat... [post 280867]

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 9:37 am:
So long...farewell...auf weidersehen goodbye...

jadedbabe78 105F

3/23/2006 8:48 am

What happens when this IS my alter ego.....


keithcancook replies on 3/23/2006 9:36 am:
Yikes! Does your master know?

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
3/23/2006 3:15 pm

That Barcardiman is gonna start channeling Mary Shelley pretty soon.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 9:38 am:
Just like Frankenstein, eh?

womanoirish 53F

3/23/2006 9:39 pm

I thought Barcardiman would channel Bloody Mary's?

I don't know what the fuss is about all these alter egos...they have a right to live...to blog...to space...as long as they aren't taking my space.

keithcancook replies on 3/24/2006 9:48 am:
Are you sure he likes vodka, WOI me lass?

Your space, eh? Hmm. Gonna try and keep yer distance from us, eh?

Hmmm. I think I shall gather all of the alter-egos to be found in the Land of Blog. We will party down at the Id for hours. Then we're all coming to your place...

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