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keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
2/8/2006 9:10 am
bIG?





BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:

bIG?

A BLOGWAY MORALITY PLAY STARRING

AS JOSH BASKIN

dz2502 AS THE NARRATOR

candy69sosweet AS JOSH'S FRIEND BILLY

Enter and Enjoy

BlogLand Productions' roster of BALONEY AWARD winning morality plays is the finest in the theatre-blog industry. They include Conversations From BlogLand High , The Wizard of Blogz , BLOG WARS! , It's a Wonderful Blog , and A BlogLand Christmas Carol.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/8/2006 9:15 am

dz2502 ON A TYPICAL DAY, AT A TYPICAL OFFICE, JOSH BASKIN, A TYPICAL ADULT, PONDERS HIS LIFE WITH A CO-WORKER...

Jeeze, life is so hectic. Raising kids, work deadlines, hurry here, scurry there. Seems like I never really have fun these days. Not like I used to when I was a kid. I could climb a tree, find an interesting branch, and settle in.

The tree was the Starship Enterprise, and I was off to where no boy had gone before. The same tree could equally serve as a gun turret on a battleship, or as a crows nest on a pirate ship. I was only limited by the boundaries of my mind.


candy69sosweet Oh grow up and smell the responsibility! You are BIG now. Finish your paperwork and quit daydreaming. You have deadlines. You have a strict set of operating procedures to follow. Leave your imagination at the door!

dz2502 LATER, AS HE RUSHES HOME TO PREPARE A MEAL FOR THE KIDS AND HELP WITH THEIR HOMEWORK, JOSH STOPS AT THE ATM FOR A QUICK TRANSACTION...

What's this? This is not the normal transaction slip. WTF? It's a message!

Make a wish and you will see
an ATM come through for thee...


Um, a wish? Grown-ups don't make wishes. Wishes are for kids...

Hmm. Kids. It sure would be nice to be able to act like a kid again. I wish I could run around and just have fun. Fun for funs sake. Yeah. That's what I wish...


dz2502 THE NEXT DAY JOSH WOKE UP IN BLOGLAND.

THE END


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
2/8/2006 4:24 pm

FAST FORWARD TO SEVERAL YEARS LATER, IN AN ELECTRONICS STORE

Wow! A wireless laptop and home wireless router! This is JUST EXACTLY what I need!


CUT TO JOSH'S YARD, WITH STARING AT TREE, SHAKING HEAD IN DISBELIEF

Josh, what in the WORLD has gotten into you? Why are you sitting in a tree with a laptop? And what are you smiling about, anyway? I just don't get it

"D

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


GleesFlakyShawl 49M
1620 posts
2/8/2006 7:24 pm

the narrator would like to announce the immediate opening of a day care facility in blogland...... u will know where to leave comments


bardicman 50M

2/8/2006 7:33 pm

Hmmm, It seems to me there is a moral to this story.

Ahhhh, I am thinking that you are saying that in Blogland we should all run around just being like kids and having fun.

I think I like that moral and I agree with it. Whole heartedly.

Blog On KCC.



I am not dead yet


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
2/8/2006 8:24 pm

This can never compete with TV Land.


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
2/8/2006 8:37 pm

Bravo! Bravo!


tillerbabe 55F

2/8/2006 11:36 pm

ummm. I have a swing in my yard..and a Barbie "Dream House" and some G.I. Joes...and an easy Bake Oven....and some snails, (we can set them on fire!) And some Lincoln Logs and Legos! Come over!!!


tillerbabe 55F

2/8/2006 11:37 pm

and. and.... I ..I have come "pornos" in my BASEMENT!


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
2/9/2006 2:19 am

i know this is bizarre, but i am actually more frivolous now than i ever was as a child --



can i climb in your starship tree??



[blog freelove999]


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
2/9/2006 2:51 am

your adorable and funny as usual thankyou


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


DTduzDallas 50F

2/9/2006 5:33 am

So you have some weird sexual attraction to trees?


womanoirish 53F

2/9/2006 6:08 am

Very funny.

Just wondering why a female is Voice of Adulthood??? We women can play too, Peter Pan.

Another question, does 'pigcancook' fly?


happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
2/9/2006 7:23 am

And I'm enjoying all this bickering.
Keith, judging by your recent blogs, u seem to be getting younger & younger. LL

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

2/9/2006 8:15 am

Fun for FUN sake..
that's you O BlogMASTER...

Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
My Castle PJ Orgy Party is waiting forYOU
The Dungeon of the Red Lips

TTFN


expatbrit49 62M

2/9/2006 3:08 pm

lol you are the king ol pal

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
2/9/2006 5:28 pm

Better than anything on TV!


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
2/10/2006 10:05 am

Keith... great to see that you have now evolved from newspaper publisher to fulltime playwright. I love your blogplays... even this mini-play. Well, it is a mini compared to the others. Perhaps this is a BlogLand One Act.

Oh, and thanks for anointing me with a BALONEY AWARD for the recently televised blogplay, The VBC.

♪rockwriter58♪


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
2/10/2006 5:18 pm

Childhood dreams were and are wonderful things.
Never stop dreaming, Keith.

Mind if I join you for a while?

I have to be home for supper after we hear the 6 o'clock train whistle.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


EE407 41F
3903 posts
2/11/2006 2:55 am

lol


catseyes23 61F

2/11/2006 9:28 am

LMAO..That was good.

Cats...


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
2/12/2006 6:16 am

You are amazing at this!

Purry {=}

Purry


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
2/12/2006 5:52 pm

Thanks Keith, that was great!... Sorry to rush off, gotta go to the ATM really fast... ...


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
2/13/2006 12:57 pm

<marquee width="68%" behavior="scroll">HELLO </marquee>


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/13/2006 3:26 pm

LMAO! Hi papy! That's a neat trick that I have not seen in BlogLand before! How ever did you manage it? You clever thing you!

(I hope you are tipping your secretary well)


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

2/13/2006 4:23 pm

Happy Valentines Day hunny

silky


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/13/2006 5:33 pm

Aww, thanx silkysweetie. You just gave me a big ol smile.


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
2/13/2006 7:58 pm

bet you can cook too!
Happy Valentines Day, Keith!
[post 235842]

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/19/2006 9:30 am

I can indeed cook, princess. I can also follow links! Observe as I follow the one you left. (I am too talented for my shirt)

Um, it is ACTING, candysoveryverytalented. Besides, BlogLand Productions always tries to employ the use of cross-gender acting roles in its theatre-blogs. It has become a trademark...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/19/2006 3:04 pm

Ha ha, candysoveryveryplayful.

(beam her up, Scotty)


vanna4u 38F

2/19/2006 5:15 pm

That sounds like a cool thing. Do you know whether it's out on DVD yet?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/19/2006 11:30 pm

I understand the love scenes were filmed in a van....


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/5/2006 9:40 pm

Those aren't being released to the public <font color ="green">candysoveryveryphotogenic.</font>


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/23/2010 12:26 am

I always liked this BlogPlay. This place was so much fun back in the day...

blog on!


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