The Wizard of Blogz  

keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
5/23/2005 4:56 pm
The Wizard of Blogz


. . . . . . . . . . . . . AFriendFinder TATTLER

BlogLanders! HEAR ME! It has come to my attention that there are some who wish to elect that lonely and unlucky at love blogger, keithcancook , and bestow upon him the office of mayor. It appears that I may have some use for that fool yet. er, I mean with him your fears will soon be laid to rest.He is the perfect tool to employ in my bid for power. Um, I mean to say that under his rule all BlogLand will flower.

Along with my staff here at the AFriendFinder TATTLER we have decided to endorse this candidate in his run for office and have put the full power and weight of this publication behind him. We are pleased to announce that our campaign has begun with the theme The Wizard of Blogs. We have a speech by the candidate and also some campaign songs that can be sung to familiar melodies.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The PUBLISHER



As mayor of the Blogkin City, In the County of the Land of Blog, I welcome y'all most regally.
To verify me legally, to see

To see?
If me
Is morally, ethic'lly
Spiritually, physically
Undeniably and reliably NUTZ!
As ANALYST I must insist that he's not only merely NUTZ, he's really most sincerely NUTZ.

Then this is a day of Independence For all the Blog-kins and their descendants!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread, the Wicked old BUG at last is dead!


I represent the Gullible League, the Gullible League, The Gullible League.
And in the name of the Gullible League,
I wish to welcome you to Blog-kin Land.

I also represent Publishers Guild, the Publishers Guild, the Publishers Guild.
And in the name of the Publishers Guild, I wish to RULE you all in Blog-kinland.
I will RULE you all in Blog-kin Land,

Tra la la la la la la

From now on I'll be history. I'll be his, I'll be his, I'll be history.
(And they will glorify my name)
I'll be a bust, be a bust, be a bust.
I will be a bust
In the HALL of FAME!

LoyaltyandHonorCome out, come out, wherever you are and meet the lampooner, who fell from a car. He fell from a car, he fell very hard and CHARLOTTE, he says, is the home of the car.

Charlotte, he says, is the home of the car.

LoyaltyandHonorHe brings you good news. Or haven't you heard? When he fell out of Charlotte A MIRACLE occurred.

It really was no miracle. What happened was just this.

My blog began to switch - my brain to pitch, and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch.
Just then the GLITCH - to satisfy an itch went flying through my servers line, thumbing for a hitch.


And oh, what happened then was rich.

My 'puter went to pitch. The hard drive took a slitch. It landed on the Wicked Glitch in the middle of a ditch, Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Glitch.
... Who began to twitch and was reduced to just a stitch of what was once the Wicked Glitch.


We thank you very sweetly, for doing it so neatly.

You've killed it so completely, that we thank you very sweetly.

Ding Dong! The Glitch is dead. Which old Glitch? The Wicked Glitch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Glitch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Glitch is dead.
She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.Let them know The Wicked Glitch is dead!


SUDDENLY...POOF a comment has vanished!

Hey Glinda, I thought you said this BUG was DEAD?

LoyaltyandHonorNo, that was its sister. The Wicked Glitch of the East. This is the Wicked Glitch of the West, and it's worse than the other one.

koocnachtiekWHO KILLED MY SISTER? WHO KILLED THE WICKED GLITCH OF THE EAST? WAS IT YOU?

Well, not really. It was an accident I think.

koocnachtiekWELL MY LITTLE BLOGGER, I CAN CAUSE ACCIDENTS TOO!

LoyaltyandHonorOh, rubbish! You have no power here. Be gone before somebody drops a FIX on you, too!

koocnachtiekVERY WELL, I'LL BIDE MY TIME - BUT JUST TRY TO STAY OUT OF MY WAY - JUST TRY! I'LL GET YOU, MY LAMPOONER, and your little BLOG, too!
POOF!


LoyaltyandHonorPooh - what a smell of sulphur! I'm afraid you've made rather a bad enemy of the Wicked Glitch of the West. The sooner you get out of BLOGZ altogether, the safer you'll sleep, my friend.

Oh, I'd give anything to get out of BLOGZ altogether, I am so addicted, but - which is the way back to Charlotte? I can't go the way I came.

LoyaltyandHonorNo, that's true. The only person who might know would be the great and wonderful Wizard of BLOGZ himself.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


The Wizard of BLOGZ? Is he good or is he wicked?

LoyaltyandHonorOh, very good, but very mysterious. He lives in the PENGUIN CITY and that's a long journey from here. Did you bring your lubes and plugs and LITTLE BLACK BOOK with you?

No, I'm afraid I didn't.

[photo LoyaltyandHonor]Well then, you'll have to row. The Blog-kins will see you safely to the border of Blog-kin Land.

SONGS FROM THE LAND OF BLOGZ

IF I ONLY WAS INSANE


I could type away the hours, my words both sweet and sour
Writing through the pain.
And my dick I’d be scratchin’ while my plots are busy hatchin’
If I only was insane.
I’d publish a news paper, but I am such a faker
And a faker I remain.
So the news is somewhat stinkin’ and I don’t mind y’all thinkin’
That he surely is insane.
Oh, I , could tell you why the whores won’t let me score.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
Like how? To get in her back door.
And it wouldn’t be for nothing, as Tala fucks the stuffing
Outa some girl with no name.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a dingleberry
If I only was insane.


KING OF THE WHORES

If I were King of the Whores, not queen, not duke, not prince.
The regal robes of the Whores, would be fishnet, not cotton, not chintz.
I’d command each one, from 90 pounds to a ton,
With a humph and a pumpf and a royal UMPH! (oink)
When I click my heel all the Whores will kneel
The MISTRESSES bow and the NYMPHOS kowtow.
And all the FEMALES will sing of my ding-a-ling, if I - if I - if I were KING!
All women will respect me, even gutter-sluts genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
For every underling!If I - If I - were King!
Just King!


playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
5/23/2005 9:31 pm

(tiptoes into his kitchen while he's in chat and removes the knives from the kitchen drawers) (and takes a grape from the bowl)


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

5/23/2005 10:22 pm

Keith you really have to stop making me spit out my coffee. Man are you ummmm kinda ummmmm letting all that pork fat go to your brain cells

Fantastic piece of writing I must say


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

5/24/2005 12:00 am

I herby CAST MY VOTE TO MAKE KEITH MAYOR
Sorry Sexy , but I think Keith has proven himself over and over again, where He leads everyone follows,He has proven that he has many different sides to his nature which is really needed in a good polititican.
He is blessed with
Quick whit
Leadership skills
Compassion
Excellent writing ability
which is needed for speeches.
That ever present sense of humor.


I think our blog land would greatly benefit with a man such as Keith for Mayor , I would place my faith in him anytime anywhere.
I also think office should be evenly divided between genders
to keep it fair , so no further protests occur
LETS HERE IT VOTE keithcancook FOR MAYOR

VOTE NOW VOTE OFTEN


LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
5/24/2005 5:35 am

Wow Keith... that took some time, and a lot of talent as well. Very nicely done It started my day off with a good laugh (Laughing in a good way my friend). It takes a lot to make a crabby guy like me laugh and smile. You accomplished that here this morning LOL.


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/24/2005 6:05 am

sat at my desk,tears streaming down my face and hubby wondering what the hell i'm laughing at
Well done on that,you get my vote hun

VOTE FOR PAPY


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


purejoy4fem 46F/44F
682 posts
5/24/2005 8:36 am

OMG Keith, that was fantastic!!! Anyone that can waste that much time on a Blog gets our vote.

(does blogville have a mental institution?)


expatbrit49 62M

5/24/2005 9:50 am

Well, it seems Mr. Cancook thinks that there was skullduggery afoot yesterday with early Campaign signs. I have explained that these were mealy a test of lettering size to blog width and were not meant as any type of preemptive strike.

As a show of good faith I now submit the following signage

VOTE[/b[size1] keithcancook FOR MAYOR

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


Jerosd 47M

5/24/2005 10:50 am

MMMMMMMMMMMMM...somehow I think the job of blogland executioner will take more of my time then I orginally anticipated....


Barbiebunny69 43F

5/24/2005 11:39 am

Oh My my my my my.....
**shakes head**


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/24/2005 1:52 pm

LOL... keithcancook needs to change his name keithcanbecomedian!!!

You, once again, had me in stiches....

Question: What do you do in your spare time????? lol...

Laters...


mi_mwpm 51M

5/24/2005 3:15 pm

Good thing my wife isn't home... this way just the dogs think I'm nuts for all the laughing.

Good stuff, Keith, but I think it may have clinched your election as Town Idiot instead of Mayor.


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
5/24/2005 4:09 pm

Your writing is unbelieveable! I love it! I cannot stop laughing and it is totally a compliment. Ohh bow to you King of Whores...where you shall go I shall follow mesmorized by the ding a ling song just for...


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
5/24/2005 5:46 pm

A King!! Long live the King. Wizards prefer to Kings to 'mayors' A Monarchy is much more condusive to excess decadence and debauchery. Mayor well that is just a leader of the middling classes. Screw the election. Jerosd should begin assasinating the True Kings pretender opponents (except Sexyfit who should be locked in a tower (I'm sure Expat can give you some pointers on that) This is the proud kingdom of Blogland, not the the mediocre "municipality of blog".
King Keith the First. I told you that the pwdered cane toad was for external use to soothe your decree (only commoners get writers cramp) cramp stop snorting the cane toad. Dont forget to get a coat of arms, perhaps a Porcine Snout in Katey's trough?

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
5/24/2005 9:17 pm

That was too much fun to read!! I have to admit, while laughing, I was humming the tune your words!!! Toooooo funny!!! You already know you have my vote!!! Loved it!!!

kisses
Lady your Dickaholic Candidate for Council!!
Cum!! It's good to the last drop!!


lustmirror 63M
2897 posts
5/24/2005 9:19 pm

hey tala....
isn't Bear over there in your neck of the woods? all this frog talk....kinda got me thinkin'.....


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
5/24/2005 10:08 pm

Pmsl Lust, Bear"s in Oz!, no only Drop Bears deadly fuckers they are.
Lose a couple of backpackers a year to them, but it is cheaper than losing residents. Govt just sends a condolence letter sayin a shark ate them.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
5/25/2005 5:15 am

Hmmm... a couple of things...one is not really on the topic. DId you ever read the Wizard of OZ as a metaphor for drug use? Put a period after it.. it becomes The Wizard of ounce, there are bricks, poppies, snow, flying monkeys, etc. Even THE WIZARD himself. Ok.. now the real comment. I think that you have hit upon a great idea... hold the elections as Oz characters.


sportyfun56 106M

5/25/2005 7:26 am

alas for the Glitch of the East... she did not merely give head, she most sincerely gave head.
btw... I also "Represent the Vibrator Guild"


rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
5/25/2005 11:49 am

...and your little dog, Scroto, too...


missy97330 47F

5/25/2005 2:33 pm

I still say you should get your own web site. Your creativeness seems out of place here. Too good. I hope it doesn't ever get lost (deleted). But blog on my friend.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/25/2005 11:28 pm

Hmm, vibrator just doesn't fit in the song candy. Even though there are enough consonants it doesn't flow as well when sung. But that is no matter. I still need to keep the ol concepts alive throughout The Venting Blog, so for my purposes injecting a little publisher stuff is more suited to my actual plot, er plan, um...thing. Did that make sense? No? Good, cuz that was intentional too!

I am happy that The Wizard of Blogz has been so well recieved. I wanted to do a post that would have folks singing around the globe. This was the perfect musical for that purpose since it is so well known.


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
5/28/2005 12:04 am

mmm... is not quite sure what to make of all this...


Jusdewit8 53F

5/28/2005 7:12 am

What about the coroner,who thoroughly examined her?

I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted. ~~~Mae West


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/28/2005 7:52 am

dang Jusdewit, I missed that one! It would have been good too. Do ya wanna collaborate on the sequal? (wink wink)

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keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/28/2005 6:25 pm

I did examine you candy my sweet. You are the 1000th commenter in The Venting Blog. A very unique and special prize will be awarded to you immediately.

Thankyou so much for sticking the pig, er I mean sticking WITH the pigster!

( hmm, that means that this is probably the 1001st comment. Who wants to spend 1001 Carolinian Nights with the pigster? )


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/28/2005 11:40 pm

I have done some examining and I have determined by this time stamp that you have placed the 1000th comment in The Venting Blog. Therefore, you shall be the beneficiary of the very first prize ever issued by The Venting Blog. Thankyou for your assistance in making it a success Candy69sosweet!

(I would have never guessed it would be you, but I am happy it was considering how we met)

Also, this being the 1001st comment (or close enough to it), anyone want to spend 1001 Carolinian Nights with the pigster? *

*note: this is a hypothetical question not an actual offer. possible alternatives include nights compression technology, thereby cramming 1001 nights worth into a long weekend.


1MetalSlut666 44F
27 posts
6/3/2005 3:04 am

Oi! I have to meet up with the King Of The Whores!!!!!! This gutter slut is more than willing to bow and kowtow to the allmighty mayor of the blogosphere!!!!!


Apolybear 54M

6/3/2005 11:32 am

Wow, that's some post!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/18/2005 8:21 am

Thanx for saying so candysoveryverysweet! I must admit that this one still cracks me up too. I will never be able to hear King of the Forest the original way ever again!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/26/2005 7:54 am

Ya had to be in blogland at the time to get the nuances though. The glitches is one. And understanding how perfect Mysticwriter was for the part of Glinda is also funny as hell. I still laugh my ass off when he starts singing "come out come out..."


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/15/2005 2:47 am

I can't believe you even got the "what a smell of sulphur." Knowing that is the Ultimate Code, kind of like "what is the meaning of life" in relation to Douglas Adams fans. In this one post, I think you are replacing Tall as my ULTIMATE BLOG HERO.

Of course then there's that thing about having WAY too much time on your hands...lol

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/11/2005 10:15 pm

Sneaking into my basement again, eh candysoveryverysweet ?

That was a very good routine. Perhaps you would like to work on the next morality play with me?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/18/2005 7:34 pm

LMAO! Back in my basement again eh, candysoveryerysweet? Seems to be a monthly thing with you...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/7/2006 7:59 am

maybe a visit from your brit will help...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
3/7/2006 9:23 am

I KNEW I'd find you both down here!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


vanna4u 38F

3/28/2006 3:28 pm

Threesome? Maybe koocna and pcc can join him and we can REALLY have a party. Think they could handle all of us?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
4/12/2006 10:09 pm

Hi girls...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
4/13/2006 12:45 am



Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/20/2006 5:12 am

This page is like a magnet to ya, candysoveryverymagnetizing...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/26/2007 8:46 pm

I yet live and breathe.

Nice to see you back in your old playground once again, candysoveryverysweet!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
2/26/2007 10:01 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    I yet live and breathe.

    Nice to see you back in your old playground once again, candysoveryverysweet!
And me, too!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/27/2007 7:36 pm

Welcome, and well met! It just didn't seem right down here without ya, wahinie sweetie...

PS: Whatcha doin?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/28/2007 9:47 pm

Hi Katey! Doing some historical research down here perchance?

In any event, it sure is nice to see you again...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/13/2007 7:56 am

ok...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
3/13/2007 9:10 pm

(peeks around the corner and then sneaks out)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/14/2007 6:42 am

When I was down here yesterday I re-read the entire post and comments for the first time in awhile. Jeeze, I do believe I really was insane...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
3/28/2007 12:26 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    When I was down here yesterday I re-read the entire post and comments for the first time in awhile. Jeeze, I do believe I really was insane...
WAS?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/28/2007 6:14 am

...was, is,
... whatever...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/23/2007 8:30 am

Welcome back to Oz, candysoverysentimental!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/12/2007 11:50 am

okay


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/29/2007 8:14 pm

Well, I was thinking... folks have finally forgotten that I was insane...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/5/2007 11:41 am

No, some of us remember.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/11/2007 8:50 pm

Okay, I admit that I'm crazy about you guys. How's that for insane?

Besides, it's fun meeting you guys down here from time to time. It's like the The Oz Lovers Basement Club or something.

It's certainly not Kansas anymore, that's for sure...


rm_koocnachtiek 60M
376 posts
10/11/2007 9:09 pm

Hey! No fair meeting in secret down here. Why wasn't I invited?

After all, this production could never have been a success without my Baloney Award winning performance as the Wicked Glitch of the East!

Is this just another trick by keithcancook
to get his text on television?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/11/2007 9:17 pm

Ha! That performance was pure pork, kooc. You're nothing but a big ham, running around BlogLand with that tired old act of yours.

(His brother's a pig, you know.)

Finally, for the first time ever, I get to give the last word.


rm_koocnachtiek 60M
376 posts
10/11/2007 9:18 pm



Is this just another trick by keithcancook
to get his text on television?


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/16/2007 10:11 am

pushes vanna4u out of The Venting Blog.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/16/2007 11:46 am

kooc and vanna sitting in a tree...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/20/2007 9:50 am

k - i - s - s - i - n - g

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_koocnachtiek 60M
376 posts
10/20/2007 10:53 am

I think we should go get a van, lover girl.

My master promised to look the other way.

Either way, it matters not what he does. As alter ego's we can do what we want and damn the consequences! (Besides, knowing him he WANTS to watch. It would be the nearest he's been to getting laid in quite some time).

vanna4u + koocnachtiek =






Is this just another trick by keithcancook
to get his text on television?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/21/2007 10:53 am

Jeeze, it never ends with him.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/22/2007 12:20 pm

takes koocnachtiek aside and says:
"I guess that if you and the airhead really want some time, I can keep your master occupied for a bit."

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/22/2007 7:40 pm

Most excellent! You are getting to be pretty good at this flirting thing, wahinie my love...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/1/2007 10:34 pm

Well unless I have my holidays confused, isn't the Fourth of July all about fireworks?


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/1/2007 11:08 pm

Indeed. I'm so excited I could explode!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/17/2007 10:59 am

Oh great. Premature firecrackerulation.


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/17/2007 2:12 pm

LOL! Good one, wahinie! Care to sign my Declaration of Copulation? It's due on July 4th.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/17/2007 8:34 pm

Are you setting me up for a John Hancock pun???

(runs around, looking for a pen )

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/17/2007 9:31 pm

No, but I did want to tell you that I am related to him. Back in the day, the patriots had to use pseudonyms to stay one step ahead of the British. His handle was johncancock.

blog on!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/18/2007 7:11 pm



<--- (remembers that his signature was bigger than all the rest )

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/18/2007 8:34 pm

The cancook's and the cancock's are similar in that respect, wahinie my love. Also, both segments of the family tree have long branches.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/19/2007 8:31 pm

Sorry, but I can't just take your word for it.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/19/2007 10:06 pm

Aha! I get it. This is just like "cam the fuck up".

Except this time it's "whip it the fuck out".


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/20/2007 9:29 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Aha! I get it. This is just like "cam the fuck up".

    Except this time it's "whip it the fuck out".

LMAO

No actually I was thinking...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/19/2007 9:42 am

Wanders over.
Sits on floor.
Wonders where in the hell he's been lately.


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
2/23/2008 8:53 pm

<---still sitting on floor
sad, cause she misses KKC


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/28/2008 8:52 pm

I love you too, my sweet wahine.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
2/29/2008 11:10 am



(give me a yell if ya need to)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/29/2008 12:23 pm

I may just do that wahine, my old friend. I still have the contact info. Maybe next week when I can calm down a bit and relax...

Happy leap day, girlfriend.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
6/27/2008 10:17 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    I may just do that wahine, my old friend. I still have the contact info. Maybe next week when I can calm down a bit and relax...

    Happy leap day, girlfriend.

(drags in comfy chair and settles in)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/1/2009 11:55 pm

I was having an Oz moment, and couldn't resist returning to this old post. I hope you all are doing well, O readers mine.

blog on!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
4/23/2009 11:56 pm



Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
4/24/2009 9:02 pm

I've been missing you, girlfriend.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/11/2009 11:55 pm

Miss you, too, sweetie.
Find me on IM

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
12/12/2009 7:47 am

okie dokie.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/21/2009 6:04 pm

Am having an uncharacteristically sad day.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
12/21/2009 10:54 pm

Aww. And look where you came. I'm off to bed now, but when I get back to nawth carolina tomorrow I'll turn on my im thingie. I hope you're there.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/22/2010 11:03 pm

Well, for five years now I've been coming to this post from time to time, and here is the first visit of 2010. For this one I went back and reread all the comments.

I sure do miss you guys.

blog on!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
7/26/2010 11:41 pm

Obviously some of us miss you, too.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/27/2010 9:16 pm

Big kisses to you, girlfriend. You sure do comfort me somehow.

blog on!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/3/2010 3:39 am

I think there is something about us that, well, we're friends. Always have been, and the fact that we got to hang out for a bit just reinforces that. If we lived in the same place, I'm not sure what we'd be, but definitely friends. Okay, now I'm being redundant.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


BiggLala 44F  
13282 posts
8/19/2015 7:03 pm

Speaking as the big "kid" that I am, who watches the movie every time it comes on, I have to say THAT was amazing, Keith! Yes, me thinks he is insane and in a totally great way! I wanna be like you when I grow up.

I must point out, though, that the King of Whores should say "Ffff-I" and not "If I"...just saying...

Come explore The Lalaverse. Talk to me in Your Diary and appreciate the beautiful mess that I am! {=}


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/19/2015 9:46 pm

    Quoting BiggLala:
    Speaking as the big "kid" that I am, who watches the movie every time it comes on, I have to say THAT was amazing, Keith! Yes, me thinks he is insane and in a totally great way! I wanna be like you when I grow up.

    I must point out, though, that the King of Whores should say "Ffff-I" and not "If I"...just saying...
Ha! You are way down deep in the basement of The Venting Blog, my friend. And in a very special post. This post. This post is my most very very special favorite no other comes close post! Welcome!

The reason for writing it, the way it changed a very young BlogLand, the many admirers who have commented, and finally it being a "secret" place where a few old friends would meet and greet over long distances of space and time - all these reasons and more make this post so special to me.

Thanks for visiting history. It pleases me much that you have.

blog on!


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