The Squeal of the Swine  

keithcancook 60M
10828 posts
5/22/2005 5:11 pm
The Squeal of the Swine

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AFriendFinder TATTLER

BlogLand's BATTLE OF THE SEXES TAKES NEW TURN! A TATTLER EXCLUSIVE REPORT!

Communications intercepted ILlegally by the intrepid folks at the TATTLER have revealed new developments in the GENDERGATE dispute (now being referred to as the THOUSAND YEARS WAR or the WARS of the HOSES)

Correspondence between keith and katey are as follows...

SensuallyKatey (silently slips over here to the pigcancook camp to leave a sly little note......we now have more men in our dungeon than you have bacon pig and further more we even have keith.....we shall show no mercy and the orgy has begun...I am first ) Kate

Yes SensuallyKatey , koocnachtiek has reported this sinister new development. A SQUEAL APPEAL is even now being sent. We shall lead the rescue party which will probably include every able bodied male in BlogLand.

Brothers! Line Up!

Shortly after this we picked up increased activity in the Mens Zone...

koocnachtiek
hey where are the rest of the MAGNIFICENT SEVEN?
(boss, I think we have a problem)

Then, from the SEAT of the SWINE itself comes this ringing call to action.

A SQUEAL APPEAL is even now being sent to every district in BlogLand. Brothers are in danger! Captured at Katey's ( SensuallyKatey ) they have now been moved. Held hostage in the very heart of the FEMALE'S BASTION, the World Headquarters (NYC) , they will be under intense pressure from the finest women in BlogLand.

Brothers of BlogLand! Heed the squeal of the SWINE! Follow the PATH of the PECCARY to NYC! We shall free the brothers held there and pillage the place before we leave. BlogLands fairest females are gathered in their lair. A bounty of Beautiful babes await us! They shall be the spoils of our VICTORY!

With so many men and women crammed into one dungeon, most of us are likely to score! The pigster promises a pussy for every peccar(y) ! Cum my brothers! You need not be great warriors to join. (after all they are only women) All you need is the ablilty to get it up and keep it up. They shall swoon at the sight of so many PECCARY'S all lined up to face them and the day will be OURS!

~ pigcancook

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sportyfun56 106M

5/22/2005 6:04 pm

Oh Senior and most perplexing Swine,
I don't know if i can attend the regular meeting of peccary's because that group of sirens led by LeFemme what's her name have me bound and tickled in the dungeon at their World HQ.. I'd gladly join you in the pussy-for-peccary campaign but like I said.. a couple of them femme operatives has got me in a rather vulnerble condition at the moment. If only I'd cloned myself last week like so many others did. One of us would be available to muster.

Actually it ain't been so bad.. they are kinda cute when they think they have you.

Sporty
Javelina 2nd class


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
5/22/2005 6:19 pm

Keep it UP brother sporty. Reinforcements are on their way.


LeFemmeKate 58F
5 posts
5/22/2005 7:22 pm

(dressed in ghostly apparel so as NOT to be detected) aha!!!!

I am off to report the goings on here!!! SensuallyKatey shall be told of your silly ass plans as if you pigs believe you could ever overcome us Femmes!!!


playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
5/22/2005 7:46 pm

(feeds sporty grapes in the dungeon) (hears kev knocking to gain admittance) LOL


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
5/22/2005 8:06 pm

We Men have been faking orgasms for years just so we can leave the recipients of our bountiful luststicks in the post orgasmic bliss of our tender ministrations, to rush down the pub and tell our mates another one fell for it! Yes girls in our superiority we can now tell you the truth after all it doesn't really hurt. Men will stoop at nothing to get more pussy and if it means war and being taken captive and having our hostage bodies 'abused' by your inquisition, we shout from the roof tops, BRING IT ON!!!! As it is unfair to take advantage of the obviously delicate and emotional opponents that are challenging our masculine superiority that rules the world we will help you with your strategy so that the battle no matter how mismatched you are will at least be entertaining and after our victory we will carry you to the couch lay you down deliver a plate of Bon Bon's turn on Oprah and give you the remote and let you recover your sanity.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
5/22/2005 8:07 pm

We will also not use chemical warfare and for the duration of this conflict will not be the first to use 'Dutch Ovens' in the bedroom.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


missy97330 47F

5/22/2005 9:07 pm

Now I know you are insane. You are trying to escape? Just give up and give it up. Much easier.


rm_BigDnLady 43M/41F
1140 posts
5/22/2005 10:04 pm

catches, kev by the back of neck and kisses, it gently, as I tell playful that I have a new captive for us to enjoy!!! (Oh yeah, I have the half of bottle of tequila with me!!)

Lady


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

5/23/2005 5:23 am

Here PIGGY PIGGY cum to our lair , see if you can resist us, what honest (god what am I saying) can hold out, Why our prisioner slaves have admitted this is the best time , and the most times they have scored since being on this site,you have truly lost it if you think they REALLY want to be rescued MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Get some rest you are going to need it my little swine.Oh by the way bring more bon.bons with you when u cum our slaves are not hooked on them too "wink"


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
5/23/2005 5:51 am

Blonde, Men were not meant to be the slaves of females. That only happens IRL. In BlogLand the MEN shall be the Masters. A POX on both your blouses. All those bon bons are leaving stains.
~ pigcancook


purejoy4fem 46F/44F
682 posts
5/23/2005 8:32 am

Girls we have a problem, the dungeon is full (What with all the men surrendering and all). We need to expand, else there will be males running around NYC unshackled *shudder* and we can't have that.


Barbiebunny69 43F

5/23/2005 9:44 am

this is giving new meaning to pig 'n a poke.


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
5/23/2005 12:38 pm

LMAO! Outstanding comments/retorts girls! Well said! I love it! Barbiebunzy and sexy.... way too funny. missy, you are hilarious and I am in LOVE!

Playful, you always seem to have "fruit in hand" , you go girl! purejoy, y'all have been very gracious to supply a headquarters and I love how y'all have gotten into the spirit of this project. It has taken some turns that I did not expect!

Lady, tequila is the potion that puts me in motion. Be sure to keep some on hand.

Blonde, you are simply the best!

Katey, I will deal with you later...


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
5/23/2005 3:24 pm

Make room in the dungeon for me! I need to be there in a compassionate capacity...for the boys


LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
5/23/2005 7:42 pm

I am going to agree... men are the slave to women but many think it is women who are a slave to man.

Think about it... women can change a man easier than anything else in the known world.

Pardon the expression... but "all" of us men are pussy whipped (hell and I have never even had it yet). LMAO


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
5/23/2005 8:06 pm

Mystic, you are okay by me. I am gratified to see you in here laughing. Please return as often as time allows you.

Bella. Oh my, but you play well. Along with missy, y'all held high the banner of the female REBEL! Going against the grain, marching to your own tune (oink). Just for y'all, and inside this comment area, I will unveil the new pigcancook ICON, which was designed by a special friend.

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BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

5/24/2005 3:05 am

What you speak is true Mystic , PuSsY WhIpPeD they are .
Nice to see you having some fun

Come here pggy piggy I got your music hahahahahahahahaha

Igot 2 things you want lol


fakertrout 38F

5/24/2005 3:43 am

men do not fake orgasms... they fake whole relationships


LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
5/24/2005 5:38 am

LMAO faker!

I think what you say is very true.... (Shhhh don't tell anyone though!)

(As if most women don't already know that )


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
5/24/2005 9:54 am

ROFLMAO! [blog fakertrout] , I have heard of this so often that it must be true.

(but not for all)


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
5/24/2005 10:01 am

hey pig now the women know our master plan, maybe well have to meet in new jersey and then cross to NYC, otherwise we wont be able to gather pourselves....remember we dont ask for directions!!!!


Barbiebunny69 43F

5/24/2005 3:56 pm

Purejoy, ill have my cabana boys work on adding room..in the meantime if u need outside containment equiptment holla.

Pigs n jersey? LMAO fitting!


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
5/25/2005 11:46 am

LMAO dz! Sounds like a good idea.
Also, of course they know our plans! It is part of the "plan" . Females are so easy to manipulate.

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sportyfun56 106M

5/26/2005 7:32 am

I just appreciate the fruit from Playful (I know where its's been) and all the ministrations of dear bella while i've been "restrained' in the dungeon.

Take your time guys.


rm_ski12005 48M
40 posts
5/26/2005 9:36 am

LMAO!!!

That's it! Sporty must be saved! As Sporty is weakening under the influence of fruit, bon bons and Bella... a distraction of mythical perportions must be introduced on the battlefield.

HAAAA,hahahahahahaha...with one quick motion from our back pockets the little pink and white striped card is flashed,
the VICTORIA SECRETS GIFT CARD!!!!!

That should keep them busy for awhile! Let's move!


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
5/28/2005 12:08 am

ROFLMAO!!! TFF


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
5/28/2005 8:01 am

u have no pic ski, but u have been recruited!

koocnachtiek[blog ski12005]dz2502


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