The Math Post  

keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
10/7/2005 1:53 pm
The Math Post

The Venting Blog has reached its 99th post. Plodding along at the blogbreaking speed of .497 posts per day. (199 days, March 23 - October 7)

Average number of comments per post = 21.96

The most commented post was Beauty Knows No Pain which recieved 86 comments.

286 total comments by the author = 13%

Number of weather posts = 0

Number of posts in the Grandma Manuscripts series = 5 See keithcancook's grandmother for the first one.

Number of true adventure stories = 3 keithcancook Nearly Meets His Maker (reprise), A Vacation Comedy, Stupid College Pranks

Most number of posts to to complete a true adventure story = 6

Number of posts with a math theme = 1

Number of posts with an original poem = 2

Number of flower posts = 3

Number of posts about blogging = 4

Number of times The Venting Blog was closed down by the author = 1

Number of wisecracks left as comments in the blogs of others = countless

Number of wisecracks left as comments in The Venting Blog = bunches

Number of character roles created by the author for himself = 6 (The PUBLISHER , THE LURKER, pigcancook, Kasey Sea, kcc - the lonely blogger unlucky at love, and Fluke Blogwriter.)

Number of friends made through blogging = dozens

Projected number of future math posts = 0

Number of morality plays = 2

The 1000th commenter in The Venting Blog was candy69sosweet

The 2000th commenter in The Venting Blog was greeneyesatl05

Number of sex themed posts = 7

Number of fictional stories = 0

Number of days before the 100th post appears = 2+ days according to my blogbreaking rate of posting.

Number of posts written by an insane person = 99

Number of hours invested in blogging = unkown (It's better that way)

rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
10/7/2005 2:31 pm

And Keith you were the one who said there should be no math in BlogLand. You more than passed this test. Congratulations on creeping up on 100.

And I would appreciate it if there is no quiz on this material later.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
10/7/2005 3:05 pm

The important thing is HOW MANY WEATHER POSTS?

PailsDiverHonks 55F

10/7/2005 3:19 pm

Im honored to have been the 2000th commenter
You guys and your son need a tutor anyone available?

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
10/7/2005 3:37 pm


[blog freelove999]

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
10/7/2005 3:40 pm

And a well expressed post it is. Congrats my dear friend. Look forward to many more.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


10/7/2005 3:43 pm

Number of times you picked on Blonde=Too many
Number of times you made Blonde spit out her coffee while reading your blog = Wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many.

Bunch of flowers to you

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/7/2005 3:55 pm

And your point is....?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/7/2005 3:58 pm

Number of times Keithie acknowledged the Wizard of Blogz in his 99th post - 0


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

ByteChaser2 52M

10/7/2005 3:58 pm

I just don't have the will nor moral courage to dissect mine that way... Can I just say - WooHoo 100!

Congrats Keith!

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
10/7/2005 4:02 pm

*grumble* math makes my hair hurt

good thing I adore you or I wouldn never comment on a math post.


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
10/7/2005 4:21 pm

Congratulations and many wishes for many more posts,
including posts on math (love them)!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/7/2005 4:26 pm

koocna, shouldn't you be cooking up something besides trouble?
numbers make my brain feel all funny.

rm_pchamp012004 55M
2672 posts
10/7/2005 4:32 pm

This post was way to lazy ... you should actually count the number of wisecracks left by you and for you. Math answers are never expressed as countless and bunches ... it is an exact science.

So get to work getting us the exact numbers, and we will see your 100th post in 13.2 days, after you have finished your task

Congrats Keith, I have a grand total of 10 posts and not one of them half as good as Blog Wars.

Tarzan9111 58M

10/7/2005 4:35 pm

Hi Keith,

I really need to brush up on some operations like the del operator, divergence, and other vector calculus. could you do a post on these issues?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/7/2005 7:50 pm

Yes rock, it is true. I have deplored the use of math posts since I have been here. Therefore it is only fitting that I do a math post as I reach a blogging milestone.
It doesn't have to make sense. After all, I am nuts!

And then there are those wonderful weather posts as jayR has noted. I have been intrigued with the weather posts of a certain blogger since I saw my first one. One day a weather post will appear in The Venting Blog in honor of my ol pal.

I have enjoyed your visits to The Venting Blog which began last April greenie. Your blog was the lead story when I launched the TATTLER, and it is only fitting that you left #2000. You were also #1999, you blog padder you!

Thanx FreeLove. I have been watching your blog with interest. Good luck with your latest endevour.

I hope I can write many more straightten. Thanks for your support. I got yer back if any of those "slappers" are around.

Too many? Nay, say not so BLONDENEEDSSEX. There will never be enough of them if my ol pal and I get our way! Um, sorry about your moniter and keyboard. I think I have insurance for that. The Venting Blog would have been much diminished without you around Blondie, um, I mean CHIEF. Or was that cub reporter? I dunno, what do you think sis?

LOL, never fear wahine. I will mention it in my Centennial Post. That one was truly inspired. I mean bent. All I remember was expat signed me up to run for mayor against sexyfitwoman, and the first thing I thought of was that scene in the movie where the mayor gives his speech. And with the then recent brou-ha-ha over the one comment glitch, coupled with the mysticwriter controversy... well it all just worked perfectly. It remains one of my favorite posts.

Thanx Byte. Good luck with cracking that whip you are wielding for your work!

The feeling is mutual sj. Math makes me hurt, and you are adorable, witty, and well spoken.

Thank you mzhuny. You will always be my little wildflower in my heart of hearts.

Well well, we have a math lover. Actually, mathmatics represents beauty to meinterested. Both in the natural world and in the sciences of men.

Aww, I will try not to cause trouble anymore lianna. However, I will fail in the attempt most likely. Causing trouble is too much fun to give up.

I'm glad you enjoyed BLOG WARS! pcchamp. The Farce was with me when I sat down to write that one. Not all math is exact. Did you ever have to take statistics? Yecch! I like it better when the equations are black and white with only one answer. The "bunches" and "countless" were for those who may have been getting a headache from the other numbers.

Um, sure Tarzan. First I will have to research what exactly those terms mean. Then I will have to mull it over. Then a new controversy will break out and I will have to delay posting while I do some more lampooning. Then it will be holiday time and will be distracted again. After that I will consider the issue again. Then...

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
10/7/2005 8:17 pm

Ooohhh... numbers... dizzy...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

saddletrampsk 54F

10/7/2005 9:26 pm

Number of time I enjoy your blog? everytime..thanks for putting your blog out there sweety

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/7/2005 10:19 pm

Congrats...great post. (No I stll haven't found your freakin pigs yet!)

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
10/7/2005 10:44 pm

Ohhhh...Keith...ya gotta go check this post... 'The L.A. Math Test'

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
10/7/2005 11:36 pm

Great math post Keith, especially "Average number of comments per post = 21.96"

Good luck with your next 100 posts.

Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet

tillerbabe 55F

10/8/2005 12:22 am

MATH?????? WTF? I don't "do" math!!!!! (grabs heels and "trys" to run)

Really tho' Congrats Sweetie!.....hugs, kisses, many blowjobs!!!{=}

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
10/8/2005 4:08 am

Congrats hunz.... I do so love stats...

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/8/2005 7:31 am

Perhaps you can use some other body parts to increase your counting limit Katey? And with all that bike riding you do I am beginning to wonder if there is a relationship between that and that wet spot on your crotch. Yummy.

Dizzy eh, PrincessKarma? I will remember that if ever we meet. I will spin a web of numbers and seduce you before your head stops spinning!

Welcome to The Venting Blog saddletramp! That is the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day...

That's ok DT. I can wait until they fly.

I saw that one back in the mid-nineties in an email slide. It is indeed a hoot.

Thanks cajunpet. I have been very gratified with the response I have recieved over the past seven months. I hope I can reach 200 in less time than it took for the first 100. I just need to find the right inspiration.

Aww, you are such a sweetie, my fair asianlady4love.

Don't run away tillerbabe! Hmm, I wonder if this is connected to your history of man problems that I have been reading about? (just kidding)

Thank you for saying that humboldthonni. I remember when you were commenting only in BlogLand. Our community has been much enriched by your presence here.

I love them too double E. Both of them. Thanx for moving your hands in that pic you posted in your blog. OIC, you said stats. I thought you said stacked! Oopsie...

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 3:13 pm

Keith you have to pace yourself Bud. How long can you maintain this breakneck speed?


[blog talldarkavg1]

AmberSolaire 42M

10/9/2005 2:02 am

Gets out trusty calculator to check fingers.........I mean figures.You better be right Keith or theres going to be

(either that or you will have to strip at EEs bequest.How about you do a deal with her and both do it.Then sign up at SUNSHINE STRIPPERS [blog EE407_AGAIN)

Many apologies for the shameless advertising........and rememberto


Love and Hugs and big smoochy kisses for my most favouritist pigcancook.............(needs hanky to wipe away the emotion of this moment, because due to his carefully worked out calculations it wasnt going to happen for at least another year and a half)

AlbertPrince 57M

10/9/2005 3:14 am

I have sooooo much to learn.

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
10/9/2005 6:09 am

well done hun I won't even make a mistake writing this just to celebrate

I'm a

i'm here to stay

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
10/9/2005 1:10 pm

My very best wishes.

PS: Sorry for getting here late, I hope you see this...

bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/9/2005 5:44 pm

Keith, I have always loved your posts...a combination of memories, comedy and pure genius...I hope i will be able to read 99 more. You are the King!

starvingnow 48F

10/9/2005 7:28 pm

It's definately good that I disappeared for awhile, so that the true and great bloggers could rise and shine...It's taking awhile for me to catch up.

Conrats Keith...You're one of the greatest!

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/9/2005 8:35 pm

Thanx for being persistent candysoveryverysweet! It seems like the comment bug is back with a vengence. I will mention your favorite post soon, so don't fret. (nevermind, pigcancook tells me that typical females always fret). I have been happy keeping you amused so keep coming back. Also, the funniest post I have ever read on here was Cyber Anyone, part 2. I just love slapstick.
Smootches and Snugs...

I am trying to increase my blogpace from plodding to dawdling even now talldarkavg1.

Amber, I suppose if I wanted to shock the BlogWorld I could reveal my body. I have been keeping it under wraps since first I arrived here. Perhaps one day...

waggypolly, I have been leaving it to rockwriter to do the figures for me. As for the links to my sex-themed posts, well here are some of them...
A Fantasy Comes True Promiscuity + Long-Term Relationships = A Good Lover??? Pint Size Peepers or (What do You Do When Your Children See You Having Sex?) Good Sex vs. Bad Sex Embarassing Sex? Come On Folks....Fess Up Blow Job At 100 Feet, Tree Hugging at 30

That is true for all of us AlbertPrince!

Ahh, here is another reason why you are so precious to me pappy.

Hello there toothy! You are not late at all. In fact, I am glad you stopped by. I needed a convenient link to your blog which I intend to visit tonight.

Ah bella, I am so happy you came in. I have been a fan of yours since April, when I first found your blog. Also, you were the source of an inspiration for me long ago. I don't think I ever told you, but when that overblown brou-ha-ha occurred last spring and you shut down your blog, it prompted me to take a new tack in blogging.

You see, that episode brought out strong emotions. Many bloggers were indignant when they believed that you were posting false pictures. I was amazed, and I remember thinking that there was a great deal of energy generated by all the fuss. I wanted to tap that energy, and twist it for my own purposes.

Controversy was the catalyst for it, so I launched the TATTLER in order to use it as a tool to generate my own controversies in the imaginary setting of BlogLand. So thanks for that, even though your sentiments of that period may differ from mine. I have been a controversy hound ever since...

PS: I hope you remember that I did not abandon you then, though I observed many of your fans become angry at you. It sure was amusing watching many of them return with their tails between their legs begging your forgiveness...

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/9/2005 8:43 pm

Aww shucks starvingnow, that is so sweet of you to compliment me so. Now that I am aware of your return I shall be visiting you once again! Welcome back!

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
10/10/2005 6:26 pm

keith, huh?

(Juan S)
2642 posts
10/10/2005 11:45 pm

Ok Keith, this breakneck pace of yours is getting to me...LOL.
Still trying to make sure I'm here for the 100th post party...I'm bringing balloons...LOL

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/14/2005 11:19 am

When it comes to math those are my sentiments exactly dz.

I knew I could count on you to get into the spirit of this overblown occasion Sizzle. Thanx!

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