Songs From The Land Of Blogz  

keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
2/15/2006 1:28 pm
Songs From The Land Of Blogz

While I am on another Oz kick, here are a few more tunes all bent and twisted by yours truly. These were originally posted on May 23, 2005 in The Wizard of Blogz to launch a political campaign...



I could type away the hours, my words both sweet and sour
Writing through the pain.
And my dick I’d be scratchin’ while my plots are busy hatchin’
If I only was insane.
I’d publish a news paper, but I am such a faker
And a faker I remain.
So the news is somewhat stinkin’ and I don’t mind y’all thinkin’
That he surely is insane.
Oh, I , could tell you why the whores won’t let me score.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
Like how? To get in her back door.
And it wouldn’t be for nothing, as Tala fucks the stuffing
Outa some girl with no name.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a dingleberry
If I only was insane.


If I were King of the Whores, not queen, not duke, not prince.
The regal robes of the Whores, would be fishnet, not cotton, not chintz.
I’d command each one, from 90 pounds to a ton,
With a humph and a pumpf and a royal UMPH! (oink)
When I click my heel all the Whores will kneel
The MISTRESSES bow and the NYMPHOS kowtow.
And all the FEMALES will sing of my ding-a-ling, if I - if I - if I were KING!
All women will respect me, even gutter-sluts genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
For every underling!If I - If I - were King!
Just King!

(ha ha ha, ho ho ho, and a couple of la ti da's; I slay me sometimes)

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
2/15/2006 3:34 pm

Geez, as if it's not bad enough that I know every lyric and every line of dialog from that movie, now I'm practically gonna have YOUR version memorized! And to further prove how unduly influenced I have become, your incessant basement dive bombing has inspired me to do this: What's Your Favorite Post?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
2/15/2006 3:35 pm

I always leave your blog happy, Keith.
Thanks again!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

tillerbabe 55F

2/15/2006 4:03 pm

I want to hear the Ooompa-Loompa Song!


Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
2/15/2006 4:04 pm

WARNING the above post is a sign of meglomania, mayhem and gross indecency rising to the surface...AGAIN!!

The PigKing Cometh, swallow don't spit. LMFAO

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

pinkplaytoyz 49F

2/15/2006 4:17 pm

Now that's a horse of a different color
I think I'll go look for a brainless man stuffed with straw...
nahh, I think I should go for a tin man, at least he'll be hard all the time... oh wait, I think I hear Neil Young singing...
(lack of sleep tends to cause me to ramble on aimlessly!)

expatbrit49 62M

2/15/2006 4:29 pm

ROFL, You still got ol pal

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

TTigerAtty 62M

2/15/2006 5:41 pm

You're in very merry mood! You must've gotten laid last night!

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
2/15/2006 6:09 pm

WHoo My King!

Its good to be...ME

caressmewell 53F

2/15/2006 6:12 pm

LOL, I need this laugh..thank you.


2/15/2006 6:48 pm

For some strange reason a KING gets me hot...I'm melting, I'm melting!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

catseyes23 61F

2/15/2006 9:48 pm

You must be getting some! Wonderful post.


MaggiesWishes 59F

2/15/2006 11:50 pm

Keith, thank you for this wonderful belly laugh!!!

fantasylover_05 62M

2/16/2006 6:39 am

You are INDEED INSANE Ole Buddy!!

Wow... where do you come up with this stuff!!! LOL LOL LOL


Babel__Fish 45F

2/16/2006 11:02 am


Love the King of the Whores!


rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
2/16/2006 9:29 pm

Glad to see that you are still making people laugh!! Hope all is well.....and I have missed ya!!! Gotta get to reading all that I have missed!!



DTduzDallas 50F

2/17/2006 4:07 am

What's really sad is the fact that I was singing your version along to the tune **eyeroll** The Wizard of Oz is my fav all-time movie...watching it will never be the same now, lol.

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
2/17/2006 5:27 am

i guess they deleted all the hmtl thingys

I'm a

i'm here to stay

TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
2/18/2006 10:19 am

*sneaks in, gooses ya, then runs away giggling

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
2/18/2006 5:04 pm

it's great Keith! And I am insane!!!

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
2/18/2006 6:13 pm

Still having fun in the land of Blog hhmm or is that Oz.....

vanna4u 38F

2/18/2006 11:12 pm

I wish I remembered this part but I only remember a lion, a tinman and a scarecrow. Was the insane guy AFTER them?

HBowt2 58F

2/19/2006 5:16 pm

lmao.....listening to hear your heel click.....

womanoirish 53F

2/20/2006 12:15 am

Keith me darlin' this is too funny!

TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
2/22/2006 8:18 am

you ain't a bit right. not one bit.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/22/2006 11:21 am

    Quoting candy69sosweet:
    keith sweetie....where are you? It's not like you to not respond on your own blog.....hope you're OK!

    Kisses & Hugs,

I dunno candysoveryverysweet. Some posts seem to inspire more conversation than others, I guess.

I am pleased that these songs still have the power to generate some laughs, and I thank all those who took the time to let me know it.

Blog On!

rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
2/22/2006 7:56 pm

I couldn't remember the original tune of the 2nd song but I had to sing "If I only was Insane" outloud in between giggling and now it won't leave me alone...

I hope it's gone by the time I go to work tomorrow...

I am one of those nuts that sometimes talks and sings to herself when she THINKS she's by herself and busy running from instrument to instrument...makes the night go by just a little faster and a little more merrily...don't have Muzak here...hate it when people sneak up on me, lol!

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/22/2006 8:47 pm

Aw, thanks for that corezonMay your dreams be sweet, (and not so sweet, when ya need to), and keep singing along, girlfriend!

PS: You really should give a listen to the song King of The Forest if you want to get the full effect.

(Princess Lips)

2/22/2006 10:11 pm

*clicks ruby slippers 3x

there's no place like BLOGZ

there's no place like BLOGZ

there's no place like BLOGZ


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/23/2006 2:41 pm

Hiya <font color ="green">princess!</font> I go to sleep with that mantra in my mind every night!

sexymermaid6956 62F
26390 posts
2/23/2006 5:42 pm

whores and doers oh in keiths blogz....dam red lips got the rubbie slippers how am i gonna get out of here...i know i will see keith the king of whores,,he'll know what to i am such a procrastinating mindicate..i am doomed ...i shall stay insane for a long time to cum..


Seduce my mind and my body

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/10/2006 9:25 am

Talk about procrastinating, I am just now getting back to this post sexymermaid. As a member of the insane you will recieve many benefits, not least among them the opportunity to act silly when the mood strikes ya!

Blog On!

JudeL5 46M
1535 posts
4/18/2006 11:24 pm

I haven'tbeen by your blog in a while.... and you're funnay as hell .... of course a couple beers makes it even better

keithcancook replies on 4/19/2006 8:53 am:
You are always welcome in The Venting Blog, my friend.

BaronessK 52F

8/3/2006 5:56 pm

*Baroness bows to the King of Insanity*

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/3/2006 8:01 pm

Be careful down here in The Venting Blog's basement, Baroness. Insanity lurks around every corner and on the other side of each basement door.

BabyBrandy 46F

10/19/2007 5:12 am

LOL, good mangling!

Drink me in

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/19/2007 7:13 am

Why, BabyBrandy! You followed my link! Thanks for letting me know that you did, (and that you approved).

blog on!

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