SUPERMODEL PROVES THEY'RE REAL ON STAGE  

keithcancook 60M
10855 posts
9/22/2005 6:23 pm
SUPERMODEL PROVES THEY'RE REAL ON STAGE

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SUPERMODEL PROVES HER BREASTS ARE ALL NATURAL BEFORE STUDIO AUDIENCE

TATTLER EDITOR-IN-CHIEF BLONDENEEDSSEX RELEASED FROM CONFINEMENT


Hollyblog, Western District.
In an uncensored broadcast, Victoria's Secret supermodel Tyra Banks bared her breasts and had a sonogram performed on stage to prove that she has not used falsies or implants to augment her cleavage. Using her talk show as a platform Ms. Banks slipped into a bathrobe and the sonogram was performed by a genuine plastic surgeon who proclaimed that Tyra's tits were titanic and all natural.

To their dismay, all male members of the audience were escorted from the studio and denied a chance to ogle those puppies for themselves. A fracas erupted when one of the irate males refused to leave claiming he "didn't need no stinking sonograms" and attempted to approach Tyra's tits and give em a little squeeze.

The man, identified as pigcancook, a blogger from the Southern District, was escorted from the building by local law enforcement and booked on charges of creating a public disturbance, assault on a female officer, distribution of beer without a license, and tit mongering. He was later released on his own recognicance.

In an unrelated story CHIEF BLONDE (and her golden nuggets) were finally set free after spending over a month in jail for refusing to reveal her source in the Revolution Scandal.


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
9/22/2005 7:30 pm

lol keith thats right dont need sonograms

WyvernRose


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

9/22/2005 7:50 pm

Mine don`t fit in a sonagram , but then who would doubt it and pay for this size.


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/23/2005 5:54 am

My advice to the piglet would be this.

First: get yourself the best legal mind you can afford. (check with that guy by the freeway with the 'will work for food' sign'...you never know...)

Second: Insist on an insanity defense...this should not be difficult, and even if convicted, you wont end up in jail, they'll send you to the booby hatch.

Third: Find a publisher & lock in that book deal! ( I hear the National Enquirer now has a book division)

If all of the above fails & you do go to prison? I suggest 'soap on a rope'

SJ


expatbrit49 62M

9/23/2005 9:32 am

Speaking personaly I dont care if he boobs are realy or fake, I mean a boob is a boob

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
9/23/2005 11:55 am

These plastic surgeons have all the fun. Perhaps next time I will run for the blogland plastic surgeon's position.


purejoy4fem 46F/44F
682 posts
9/23/2005 12:55 pm

pigcancook as a registered sex offender? It's about time


MrNuttz05 49M

9/23/2005 4:08 pm

AFTER FURTHER REVIEW; The irate male was just a distraction for "pigcancook" to knock out the plastic surgeon & perform this test himself. Way to go dude.....


keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/23/2005 4:48 pm

Welcome back to The Venting Blog wyvernrose! I have never doubted the authenticity of your marvelously magnificent mammarian protruberances and certainly sonograms are wasted in your case sweetie!

Um, I don't think that you need to "fit" in anything for a sonogram BLONDIE! Never fear, no one is suggesting that you require one.
I love ya girlfriend!

sj, the case is yours if you'll take it.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .^ . . ^
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(
@ )
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .pigcancook

It's on the internet my little wildflower. At least the um, highlights are.

I think we all know your ah, position, on this one expat ol pal.

You could be in great demand if you could set up your practice in the manner of the beauticians in the Wonderful Land of Blogz redswallow! You will certainly garner my vote!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THE MERRY OLD LAND OF BLOGZ
"Ha - ha - ha, Ho - ho - ho - And a couple of tra - la - las
That's what we say when we fill the bras in the merry old Land of Blogz.
Pump - pump - pump, stuff - stuff -stuff - And a couple of oohs and ahhs
That's how we grow our mammaries in the Merry Old Land of Blogz!
Snip - snip - here, snip - snip there, - And a couple of nips and tucks
That's how we beautify the folks in the Merry Old Land of Blogz."


I left a welcome back over at your blog a few minutes agopurejoy. It is difficult for me to express how happy it made me to see y'all here in The Venting Blog once again. Suffice it to say that I am bursting with JOY!
It's hard to contain. Sorta like Barbiebunzy in a brassiere.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
9/23/2005 5:36 pm

Since when do plastic surgeons give mammograms?
I'm pretty sure the last woman who did my mammogram wasn't a surgeon.

Since when do you watch daytime TV?
Especially lame, knock-off, OprahWannaBeTV?


keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/23/2005 6:50 pm

Welcome back to The Venting Blog wyvernrose! I have never doubted the authenticity of your marvelously magnificent mammarian protruberances and certainly sonograms are wasted in your case sweetie!

Um, I don't think that you need to "fit" in anything for a sonogram BLONDIE! Never fear, no one is suggesting that you require one.
I love ya girlfriend!

sj, the case is yours if you'll take it.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .^ . . ^
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(
@ )
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .pigcancook

It's on the internet my little wildflower. At least the um, highlights are.

I think we all know your ah, position, on this one expat ol pal.

You could be in great demand if you could set up your practice in the manner of the beauticians in the Wonderful Land of Blogz redswallow! You will certainly garner my vote!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THE MERRY OLD LAND OF BLOGZ
"Ha - ha - ha, Ho - ho - ho - And a couple of tra - la - las
That's what we say when we fill the bras in the merry old Land of Blogz.
Pump - pump - pump, stuff - stuff -stuff - And a couple of oohs and ahhs
That's how we grow our mammaries in the Merry Old Land of Blogz!
Snip - snip - here, snip - snip there, - And a couple of nips and tucks
That's how we beautify the folks in the Merry Old Land of Blogz."


I left a welcome back over at your blog a few minutes agopurejoy. It is difficult for me to express how happy it made me to see y'all here in The Venting Blog once again. Suffice it to say that I am bursting with JOY!
It's hard to contain. Sorta like Barbiebunzy in a brassiere.

Whaddaya need with boobage when ya gots a crotch like that Katey my love? Yummy.

Damn straight MrNuttz! It's usually better to find out on your own than to trust somebody else.

It was a SONOGRAM jayR, not a mammogram. Sorta like an ultrasound type of arrangement. As for the daytime drivel, well I actually didn't witness the event. I read about it and it seemed to call to me for placement in this blog. KCC does NOT waste his time watching television. He wastes it in BlogLand.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/23/2005 6:55 pm

Immediately following the occurance, Victoria's Secret announced the arrival of the new IPEX bra, an innovation that promises to allow women to spend more money on less merchandise. Pigcancook was not available for comment.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/23/2005 10:33 pm

Thanks largely to the legal genius of SJ365, when pigcancook was released on his OR, bystanders hovered nearby commenting:
You’re out of the jail
You’re out of the cage
You’re out of the can

Step into the sun, step into the light
Keep straight ahead
For the most glorious place
On the Face of the Earth Or the Sky

Hold onto your breath
Hold onto your heart
Hold onto your hope
March up to Ms Banks
And bid her…
…open...

Cancook was re-arrested shortly thereafter

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/24/2005 1:34 am

well.. I'm quite sure mine are real...
But pigcancook can do a one minute grope to be sure.. pml


keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/24/2005 6:02 am

ROFLMAO wahine! That's the spirit! Well done!

The pigster will be delighted to hear that double E! I love bringing him good news. Stand by for some serious oinking. He grunts a lot sometimes.


mnfun952 102M

9/24/2005 1:25 pm

I'm with Expat...real or unreal... (but for a slightly different reason) - it's the woman BEHIND the boobs... I don't care if they are real or unreal - it's about the entire package.....and (of course) her willingness to display those unreal beauties.. oh wait, I didn't mean to say that out loud.. crap! and I can't even take it back.


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

9/24/2005 2:38 pm

I wonder if mine are real....Mmmmmmmm


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/25/2005 3:24 am

Ya taught me good.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/25/2005 8:01 am

slinks off to plastic surgeon to find her boobs


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
9/25/2005 6:07 pm

Tyra's Boobs!!???!??!??? I thought they were going to sonogram her forehead and tell us what kind of implant that thing has in it (odds are half a Nerf football from the shape).....

<Sits back down and murmurs about not being jealous>


keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/25/2005 10:34 pm

Oh c'mon mnfun. Do ya always have to be so damn diplomatic? I mean, yer a PECCARY for cryin out loud. Oops! I didn't mean to say that! However, I have the power to take it back should I so choose! Don'tcha just love the power of blog?

Considering that pic of yours I sometimes wonder if YOU are real Coffee sweetie. LOL, never fear. I go for shadowy babes like you! Mmmmmmmm!

Ahh, my dear sweet asianlady. I saw a bit of the REAL you over at your blog, you naughty thing you. Yummy!

As for you wahine, you have inspired me once again. I saw your challenge over at mzhuny's place for the retirement home song and I answered it there.
WHERE DID YA SAY TO TURN???

Aha! So it's not just pigcancook that you have it in for, eh waggypolly? You are targeting all the PECCARY'S together now, or so it would seem. If the pigster does get a long sentence perhaps you might suggest a few BOOKS for him to take with him? Of course he might be free by the time you get around to it.

Don't you go slinking off outta MY blog papy. You just get up and bring those puppies to me!

OMG!!! Y'all have a knack for cracking me up Dandth! Way too funny and I am PMSL! Nerf ball indeed! Don't y'all dare leave me for so long again! (pretty please)

I've been waiting for your comment candysoveryveryinlovewithallthingsOZ. I think that you and wahine ought to get together for some Oz related fun. I do -- I do -- I do -- I do! Well done girlfriend.


keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/25/2005 10:39 pm

Oh da heck with it. Half of y'all will never use the link to mzhunys. Here's my entry into the blog retirement home song search...

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW

Somewhere over the rainbow bloggers sigh.
That's where BlogLanders go to
once their old blogs have died.

Somewhere over the rainbow posts go through.
And all the men's balls are golden
rather than a shade of blue.

Someday I'll jump into a car
And go to where the bloggers are
All with me.

Where nectar drips from honeypots
and I will get laid quite a lot
That's where you'll
find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow our rest home lies.
An ol pal wanks in the rest home
why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little expat wanks beyond the rainbow
why oh why can't I?


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/26/2005 8:49 am

I am trying to post a picture here and if I can't figure it out soon, I'll just send it and you can use it to decorate your blog space wall or something.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


tillerbabe 56F

9/26/2005 8:05 pm

Mine aren't real......who cares?


PailsDiverHonks 55F

9/26/2005 8:09 pm

Hi Keith...just been to busy to hit all the blogs when I log on.


PailsDiverHonks 55F

9/26/2005 8:16 pm

My belly button is real

if I can find my boobs I would post them.


keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/27/2005 9:59 pm

Thank you for the pic wahine. I loved it!

I don't care tillerbabe. Besides, I am sorta distracted by the fact that your comment is sandwiched between two tongues!

Hi greenie.... Guess what? You picked and interesting moment to comment in The Venting Blog. Why? Because you have placed the 200th here according to the time stamp. candysoveryverysweet was #1000 and she recieved a prize. I will see if I have anything around here for your trophy case too. Thanx sweetie, I have always loved your comments and appreciated your support.

Aww, you don't need to go looking for those boobs greenie. I get the picture... Yummy.
And thanks for being commenter #2001 girlfriend.


keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/27/2005 10:06 pm

Thank you for the pic wahine. I loved it!

I don't care tillerbabe. Besides, I am sorta distracted by the fact that your comment is sandwiched between two tongues!

Hi greenie.... Guess what? You have chosen an interesting moment to visit The Venting Blog. Why? Because you have placed the 2000th comment here according to the time stamp. candysoveryverysweet was #1000 and she recieved a prize. I will see if I have anything around here for your trophy case too. Thanx sweetie, I have always loved your comments and appreciated your support.

Aww, you don't need to go looking for those boobs greenie. I get the picture... Yummy.
And thanks for being commenter #2001 girlfriend.


tillerbabe 56F

9/28/2005 11:52 pm

Keith - you adorablesmartass-

Where's your "casting couch" dammit!???!!


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