Role Reversal  

keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
4/23/2005 10:20 pm
Role Reversal

Many of y'all have been reading greeneyesatl05 blog where she publishes the letters that hapless men are writing her.

I was reading in there and it struck me. What would it be like if the women here wrote us letters like that?

Telling us how hard they could make us cum. Or the tightness of their pussies and their muscle control, etc.?

And what if they did it by the hundreds? With poor grammer and woeful bragging and corny pick up lines.

It wouldn't take me long to begin posting like our greenie. But I would probably want to "sample" some of them too. (just to see if they looked as bad as they wrote).



BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

4/23/2005 10:39 pm

Keith you are really something else , gotta love your sense of haha , putsa smile on my face everytime


playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
4/23/2005 11:45 pm

Sporty, Sporty, Sporty: don't git yer panties in a bunch, I'll write one to you too...LOL


nightstogether 56M

4/24/2005 1:24 am

I can imagine it. Sadly, I have also experienced it; not here but in written letters through the post. It comes as something of a shock, I can tell you, and it's just as off-putting!

nightstogether
private-intellectual (.de)


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
4/24/2005 1:56 am

my hot,bad tempered pussy bites,you really wouldn't want to try her


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


missy97330 47F

4/24/2005 2:30 am

This is true. But on a side not is it ok to do that, to print up letters that someone else wrote you?

I don't get a lot in emails but instant messaging - holy crap - guys just go right into what they would do to me, how big they are, how they are so great at oral sex (every guy is though right?), etc.

And I *did* sample some just to see if they met up to their bragging. While they were not bad, they were not over the top great either.

By the way, my boobs are huge, my pussy is tight and I am a screamer every time. I think my clits in my throat too.


Barbiebunny69 43F

4/24/2005 3:46 am

Good point kieth...ill try that
now im gonna take my full breasts and shove my rock hard nipples in you face and sit on your lap n grind away till sun up!

humm...


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
4/24/2005 3:56 am

lol Keith, believe it or not, I have received such emails from couples, I got one today from a couple in india god only knows why they bothered but I guess they figure they wont know unless they ask

WyvernRose


expatbrit49 62M

4/24/2005 4:38 am

What we should do is see if we can compose mails that can get on greeneyealt05 or DCboons blogs..... now that would be funny

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


mi_mwpm 51M

4/24/2005 5:42 am

I think we all know the answer Keith... most of the guys would shoot all over themselves, instantly.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
4/24/2005 6:33 am

Jeeze, the more I think about it the worse it gets. I suppose next I would have to get used to being stood up all the time.


zenyen 65M

4/25/2005 12:58 pm

Well, as long as I don't get any more of those "Hi, I am a good woman. I am kind. I like children. I am looking for an honest man, who knows how to treat a lady right. Likes puppies, children and holding hands in the movies. A one woman man. To spend the rest of my life with. And NO LIARS or CHEATS!"


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
4/25/2005 2:35 pm

ROFLMFAO missy! Then I got up and fell on the floor laughing again!

Barbie, you're a natural.

As per usual for The Venting Blog the comments that "stuck" are wonderful. zenyen, that was great. I love sarcasm when it is clever (like in your comment).


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
4/25/2005 11:29 pm

mi mwpm, you were right on when you said: "I think we all know the answer Keith... most of the guys would shoot all over themselves, instantly."

Inadvertantly and through this blog post I have unexpectedly recieved such "mails" from some of the hottest females in this site.
sexyfitwoman, missy, and Barbiebunny I must tell you that when I checked back in here and saw those comments I fulfilled mi mwpm's prediction.

Ahhhh, thanx girls!

ps: mzhuny, you may write to me anytime!


sportyfun56 106M

4/26/2005 8:33 am

Keith,
lol... you're on a roll dude.

That would be a truly strange condition to experience... getting all those letters like that. lol..
Not quite sure what my response would be? Well at first anyway.....lol
I'm sure that eventually I'd be insulted and humored just like the ladies are. hmmmm maybe.

Playful? I haven't had my letter from you yet. What are you waiting for hun. Tell me in clear language what you will do to me. But be sure to leave out all punctuation for effect.


rm_euridiocy 61M
638 posts
4/27/2005 6:27 pm

Such "female" originated responses DO exist in all their tacky,tawdry,off-putting style more frequently than often acknowledged. I say "female" because in non-viewable cyber exchanges how certain is a claimed gender accurate? Nevertheless---purported gender accepted--- such poorly spelt, grammatically inept, themeatically unimaginative, grotesquely overdramatised scenarios are sent to guys. So why don't we see them more often? A) Recipients are like-minded/abled and see no problem, Unappreciative recipients burn the senders quickly and cease contact C)Often they are of commercial origin --- which no-one likes addmiting using. Still, crass is crass ,whatever the reason and who needs it?


PailsDiverHonks 55F

4/28/2005 4:04 pm

Keith this one slipped by me. I was using a tip postingnick gave out and searched my SN.

I bet if you saw the photos you wouldn’t want to sample them. At least that is my case.
Anyway, here is my letter to you...

Hi, Sexxxy ...
I am a Lonely Roswell Business Consultant who makes 500k a year. I'm seeking an Exclusive, Long-Term Affair with (ONLY ONE) Multi-Orgasmic, Passionate Male Playmate who Luvs to receive Oral Sex, as well as the usual female wang thang. As a Lover, I also have "Magic Fingers"; A "Very Talented Tongue"; and I would Luv to assist you in Playing with your "Toyz". I can keep on "ringing your bell" for several hours. So ... Are you man enough to take all of this overwhelming pleasure ???
If YES' Then ...
Welcome to Cum-A-Lot !
Please provide me with one photograph of your 10 inch rock hard dick so I can practice my freaknastyscorpio trick on you. Cuz baby I want to get yo ass squirten all over da place in da back of mi SUV. Here is my outside email address and me phene nuber.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
4/28/2005 10:20 pm

I am Sir Lance A Lot and I love to Cum A Lot.

Are there any fair maidens who wish to Hump A Lot? IN Cum A Lot?

And lie on their Back A Lot?

Where is Robert Goulet? I need him to sing my theme song.


PailsDiverHonks 55F

4/29/2005 10:13 am

Oh...I be cumming around the mountain soon!

Changing the subject...have you heard about Monty Pythons play running in NY? Monty Python Spamalot.. I think I figured out where I’m going this summer.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
4/29/2005 2:53 pm

Nope that is news to me greenie. Spamalot on Broadway! What a concept. I would like to accompany you.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/3/2005 6:57 pm

SLHER E-EEJGA3GHHHHH


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