It's a Wonderful Blog  

keithcancook 60M
10827 posts
11/17/2005 4:52 pm
It's a Wonderful Blog

BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

IT'S A WONDERFUL BLOG

A BLOGWAY MORALITY PLAY

STARRING:

keithcancook
as George Bailey

and INTRODUCING

rm_koocnachtiek
as Clarence






PLAY FOUND WITHIN POST

ENTER & ENJOY


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keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/17/2005 4:54 pm

Oh! I cannot bear anymore of this. Blogging has lost its lustre. Posting has always been an exercise in near futility, and now BlogLanders are sniping at each other again. Why, if I twist things around just right, it appears that my own family is being attacked. It is too much to take. I shall commit blogicide tonight when the moon rises.

Later that night, just before moonrise George writes his goodbye comments and prepares to delete his posts. Every last one of them...

Well, I've been to all the pertinent posts and left my final word. Now to delete these posts. Hmm, should I start with my very first post and work up? Or should I start with my most recent one and work back? Jeeze, there sure are a lot of em. I have quite a history here.

Suddenly George senses another prescence in the room. He looks around and POOF! there stands Clarence, the Angel.

Hey! What're you doing here? And why are you upside down? And how do I instinctively know you are an angel anyway?

koocnachtiek Hahahahahahhahaha! Which question would you like me to answer first, my little blogger? Nevermind, I will answer in order. I'm here to do good (it's what angels do), I'm upside down because because I have not yet earned my wings (I'm not a full-fledged angel yet), and this is sorta like a dream sequence, so some things just happen without an explanation.

Well, you picked a fine time to appear. I was just about to commit blogicide and delete my blog. (Should I start at the beginning or at the end?)

koocnachtiek Why do you wish to commit blogicide? Haven't you been happy in BlogLand? Aren't there wonderful blogs to read, and haven't you made many friends? Some of them even look to you for guidance and inspiration. (start at the beginning).

I am committing blogicide because my family was personally attacked in a blog. I cannot post here again. My pride and outrage prevents me. I must take a stand and prove a point. I will not continue to associate myself with bloggers who I disagree with.

koocnachtiek So, your answer to this "attack" is kill your blog? This blog in which you have poured your soul? This blog which inspired so many through the honest emotions displayed therein? This blog in which you played so well, had so many laughs, and formed relationships with so many bloggers? (Not to mention the fact that your family was never mentioned or attacked until you brought it up).

Ouch! You didn't have to put it like that. I just wish I had never even started the dang thing.

koocnachtiek Ah! A wish! Angels are good with wishes. Hold on to your hat George. We are going to visit BlogLand. A BlogLand that never knew George.


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/17/2005 4:55 pm

Suddenly, George and Clarence find themselves transported to the streets of BlogLand. (Insert harp chords here...)

koocnachtiek Well, here we are. Shall we take a stroll? There's ol expats blog. Let's go see what is going on in there.

Hey! This ain't expats blog. It can't be. He would never post pix like this. What are all these flowers? Where are the naked Asians? And look at these posts. Gardening and weather? Jeesh.

koocnachtiek Expat has never posted a pic of a naked Asian in this blog. In fact, he has never even mentioned sex in it. You see, he never became a perv. Without you to inspire him, he has only posted on horticulture.

Oh! How boring. Let's get outta here. Poor ol expat's blog is so uninteresting that I can't stand reading another word. Let's go over to keithcancook's place. He usually has something going on.

koocnachtiek Sure, if I can find it. He rarely posts anything at all. He is mostly a commenter.

Yeah right! Are you kidding? He is The PUBLISHER of the TATTLER. He always has something going on in that old rag.

koocnachtiek Um, there is no TATTLER George. Nor is there a PUBLISHER. Oh, he thought about it briefly, but needed another blogger to help him set it up. No one was there to step forward. Remember, you never have blogged in BlogLand. You never were there to assist him. He just lurches around since no one showed up to help him focus his creativity.

Oh! I can't bear to look at it. Besides, there's nothing to look at anyway. Why he hasn't posted all month!

koocnachtiek All over BlogLand you will find much the same thing. You see, you had many dear friends here who needed you. Their blogs are other than they would have been because the interaction you provided never happened. BlogLand can become a dreary place when it's citizens get angry and leave.

Oh sure, Clarence. There are tens of thousands of blogs already, with more coming in everyday. There's no way a little blog like mine matters in the face of those numbers.

koocnachtiek Yes, that is true. But in the little corner that you called BlogLand, you did matter. Now you have let pride and indignation rule you. When you delete your blog, you will not of course be able to erase history. It will remain in the hearts and basements of BlogLanders. BlogLanders who will keep on blogging, irregardless of who comes and goes.

Hmm, perhaps I am being a bit hasty with this blogicide notion in my noggin. I don't think that I will delete anything tonight. Besides the moon has set.

koocnachtiek Hallelujah! That is just what I needed to hear. My mission here is complete.

POOF! Clarence disappears from the scene.

Hey, what's that ringing noise? I hear bells...

THE END


jim5131 55M
1296 posts
11/17/2005 5:38 pm

(hearty laugh...)

welcome back, Keith. good to see you in better spirits..


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
11/17/2005 5:41 pm

you keep on going hun and post more i miss you


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
11/17/2005 5:45 pm

and reading this made me quite dizzy thankyou,like being sea sick all this up and down stuff,i'm off to lie down the room is spining


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/17/2005 5:59 pm

Grrr, screwy website! Where are the pics I posted? Grrrr.


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/17/2005 6:00 pm

Jeesh!


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/17/2005 6:10 pm

WOOOHOOOOO!!!!! *POUNCES on the Publisher and SMOOCHES him*

*"squeeee"s happily* Welcome back, Mr. Peccary. We missed you.

Love and snorts,
Peccarette PK

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/17/2005 6:34 pm

Bless U sweetie and *leaves daisies fluttered about his desk and monitor*

ty for saying this
XOXO
Bunnzy

Its good to be...ME


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/17/2005 8:14 pm

I am so confused, I thought Koonca was evil? Oh I get it, he just plays that character on the blogovision. I think he should get the 10th annual Blacademy Award for Best Actor in a Classic Post award.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/17/2005 8:15 pm

Oh almost forgot. Huh?


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/17/2005 8:44 pm

Hullo jim. How's the novel coming along? Nevermind, I will go and see for myself...

Aww pappy! You are very precious to me, don't ya know?
LOL, sorry about that topsy turvy effect. It was purely intentional.

It is so nice to see some of the PECCARETTES in The Venting Blog again PrincessKarma! The PECCARYS are quite upset with the news that came out of Panama recently. Shall we come down there and ease your pain?

expatbrit49
mi_mwpmmnfun952dz2502AmberSolairepchamp012004travelingintexaskoocnachtiek

candy69sosweetbella_missy973asianlady4love
PrincessKarma

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .^ . . ^
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(
@ )
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .pigcancook

Aww, c'mere bunnzy and gimme a kiss.

Good Ol Keith will not depart. He loves BlogLand. He is very fond of waggypolly too.

BLOG ON! indeed candysoveryverysweet! The blogs will always be with us...


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/17/2005 9:28 pm

Oh I just love these stories....and done very well too I might add.
By the way... I love how you were able to make it seem as if I were actually watching the real "It's a Wonderful Life".... one of my all time favorites...so is "Wizard of Oz"....

oh..listen... I hear a bell....

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


sexyeyes375 47F

11/17/2005 10:22 pm

And common sense was spread across blogland...followed by many a blank stare and scratching heads...

wonderful post


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/17/2005 10:42 pm

Well dang candysoveryverythemindreader! We cross posted. Oh well, I suppose that shouldn't be a surprise considering the extraordinary bond between PECCARYS and PECCARETTES!

Thank you so much for your positive review, slide.
You can pick up your um, gratuity, after the weekend reciepts are in...

LOL, good one lianna! We love clever comments here in The Venting Blog.


tillerbabe 56F

11/17/2005 11:56 pm

Kieth.. I've missed you! Now...come hither and RAVISH me!tillerbabe

(Oh, and CANDY!. I'm IN!!!!!!!!) {=}


bardicman 50M

11/17/2005 11:57 pm

Excellent post Keith.
*dry's eyes with hankie...*



I am not dead yet


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

11/18/2005 2:40 am

(Clarence): Remember George, No man is a failure who has friends.

(Clarence): You see, George, you really have had a wonderful life.

Your Friend,
"Lil"


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
11/18/2005 2:50 am

thank you for staying around. i nearly did the blog suicide thing, but really, if everyone we know has gone, and we leave too, we only have ourselves to blame. please don't go. we need u here, we really do!



[blog freelove999]


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
11/18/2005 3:37 am

Fantastic!

Frank Capra would have been proud...
I brought Elimsyhtoot with me, he enjoyed it too!
[...and this movie is in black and white, too, right?]

A laugh, a smile, a chuckle... It is a wonderful life.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/18/2005 6:54 am

Outstanding post Keith ... Very well said

It's sad to see well known bloggers commit blogicide

Glad you were here in Blogland so Expat could learn to be the Grand Perv

Indeed it's a Bloggy Wonderful Life


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/18/2005 7:04 am

Let's hope that common sense will rule the day sexyeyes. It sure is nice to see you here in The Venting Blog once again!

Oh tiller! You sure do know how to handle a hungry PECCARY. Yummy.

PS: Welcome to the gang

candy69sosweetbella_missy973asianlady4love
PrincessKarmatillerbabe

Aww bard , the acting wasn't that bad was it?

humboldthonni , I have a lot of respect for you. Thank you for your comment.

That is what I was thinking, Lil. I think that George's blogging experience was overall a positive one. In fact, I'm certain of it.

I hear you FreeLove . Blogicide makes sense in some ways. Like if you no longer want to be associated with an adult web site, and fear that folks in the real world may pass judgements on you for it. In other ways, it seems like a repudiation of relationships formed over the course of blogging. A denial of history.

There are many who have left blogging long ago, but their blogs are still there to read. As a "deep blog diver" I read old posts quite often and occasionally visit the old blogs of non-active members with whom I have blogged. I had a very close blogging relationship with one blogger recently. Our blogs were interconnected and when the connections were severed, the history of my own blog seemed somewhat lessened. Jeeze, I am way too sentimental. Must be my age.

Do ya really think ol Frank would have been proud, toothy? I heard a rustling sound as I composed this screenplay, and I swear it was Frank turning over in his grave!


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/18/2005 9:36 am

"A denial of history"

gawd i adore you!


TopFisher 63M

11/18/2005 10:56 am

Kieth,

Should tenderloins be marinated first?


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
11/18/2005 12:23 pm

Thanks Keith!


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

11/18/2005 4:39 pm

brilliant post babes

welcome back

silky cc


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
11/18/2005 5:26 pm

Laughing my heart out!!!!


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/18/2005 11:14 pm

This was a wonderful post and has totally captured the feeling in blogland the last few days.

Keith, don't you go anywhere...ever! I would be crushed as so many others here. We all go through hard times here, much in life...and yet we cant stop in life...we go on and on and on...

Lets have fun and let those whom muck it up muck it out amongst themselves...I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing...did you say something??


tillerbabe 56F

11/19/2005 4:48 am

Did I mention? You are now officially a BLOG MASTURBATOR! BLOGSTURBATION! {=}


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
11/19/2005 8:47 am

"Great holiday fare. Truly wonderful. Highly recommended."

I give it: *****

♪rockwriter58♪


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/19/2005 9:13 am

Hullo luke! I cannot take any credit for the quality of my ol pal expats pervishness. In fact, I see myself as more of a counterbalance to him!

I am very fond of you too sj, my dear. Your writing is awesome and thought provoking.

TopFisher, I promise to change the subject in my next post... LMAO! PS: I never marinate beef loins...

Hello, onelittlesecret. It is nice to see you!

Thank you silkysmoothlegs! I'm still lovin' the imagery of your screenname! mmmmm, yummy!

Hullo there, interested. I loved your latest poetry post dude. I'm glad you enjoyed my little play!

Welcome to The Venting Blog HotLilSouth(bend)Angel! Or should I call you Belle? I will leave the history behind if you will tell me what you know of Nawth Carolina homecomings...

Bella, I will never willingly leave BlogLand. I never even considered the idea. I probably shouldn't have posted on this, as the dust has settled. Although I was actually waiting for it to settle before I published it. It was a subject too close to me to ignore. I really miss my CHIEF.

The Blogs will go on, and I am with y'all. Count me in on having future fun, as this episode is now just as HotLilSouthAngel has stated - history.

Hullo my little wildflower! You flirt like no other and I love ya for it! I'm glad you enjoyed the play too...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/19/2005 9:25 am

sigh...

I still feel like I'm stuck btwn two blog worlds...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
11/19/2005 3:27 pm

Bravo!
Bravissimo!
Bravolingus!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
11/19/2005 3:45 pm

great blog as usual


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/19/2005 5:39 pm

*DING* Did you know evertime a IM dings and angel gets his wings?


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
11/19/2005 8:31 pm

hey....glad to know ur november drought is over......


HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/20/2005 2:14 am

I laughed; I cried. It became a part of me.

But where were my friggin' Milk Duds?!?

Good to see you're alive and pecking, sir.


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
11/20/2005 2:57 am


you know I'll always luv ya keith

WyvernRose


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/20/2005 6:12 am

Um tiller, what does this mean? Are there duties and responsibilities involved?

I agree with you my fair asianlady. I just really hate it when the written words are torn down and taken away. You do have my moon activities pretty well covered though...

Hullo rocky! It is good to see you again my old friend. Thank you for the nice review...

Drifting between blog worlds is possible, but time consuming wahine. I can't keep up.

I do advertise trav. Every time I post, the little date thingie changes besided my screenname to alert you that a new post is up. Hey! It only seems to change once a month these days, so don't sweat it!

jayR! It is wonderful to see you again! I hope all has been well with you. I have sincerely missed your blog posts.

Thanx oldman. I always liked that number you have in your handle.

I told you that you left it in the comment area of my last post Katey. Or was that comment I left in your blog one of those that only I can view? Anyway, it was in there the last time I looked, I hope you can get it back again.

I did not know that saint. I thought it meant "stop what you are doing and talk to me"...

Yeah, I am moving on candysoveryverysweet. The CHIEF is irreplacable but I am gonna need an editor eventually. The TATTLER will be back.

Hullo there, dz old buddy! Um, you are no prolific poster either, don't ya know?

There was a run on milk duds at the premiere Hardly. Resupply is on the way...

You should always love me wyvern! I rowed across an entire ocean for you once. (well, koocnachtiek helped)...


expatbrit49 62M

11/20/2005 8:58 am

Its all true, but I think your moving through time to an alternate reality may have consiquences you did not intend. I have the feeling I should be posting on how my garden has died back now that winter has come.

And while I am at it I looked at my old posts and they were nice posts with no sign of Pervdom until a certian KCC and another Blonde Perv started to visit and comment.......................

Glad you are staying my ol' pal and I like Jez's idea of a Christmas Carol, I want to be the Ghost Christmas Asians

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

11/20/2005 2:35 pm

I still love ya Darlin and miss you deeply, when in pain you know no haste, it`s only upon further reflection that you realize your folly.
Everyone has their beliefs and acts accordingly, if I upset your blog that was not my intent for that I can only ask you to forgive.

Take Care
your Chief


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
11/20/2005 3:34 pm

seeems like im late for everything these days...im so glad you decided not to leave...i can understand what you are going/went through!!!! i can always come here to find a smile!!! thanks!

sunrise

live more, laugh often, love much


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/20/2005 4:24 pm

    Quoting rm_sexyfitwoman:
    Wonderful post Keith. I think you are someone to always look to for inspiration. If I was anywhere near you, I think I'd run up, jump on you and give you a big bear hug and kiss with my legs wrapped around you.
Awww, thanx sexyfitwoman. I suppose it is time for me to admit that I have used that exact scenario as a fantasy, and have been since early spring. And she's the MAYOR too! Mmmm, yummy!


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/20/2005 4:48 pm

Thank you Jez. As for spoofing Dickens, hmmm. I do see some possibilities there. Stay tuned...

Okay expat, ol pal. That makes two votes for A Christmas Carol. I am now giving it some more serious attention.
Also, the perv was already there inside you. Blondie merely brought it out for all to see... LMAO! I sure do miss her.

I know ya love me CHIEF. It's mutual. The bonds that we have forged can never be broken. I really hate that I cannot visit your basement anymore, however. You know how I am. I love extreme sports, and Deep Blog Diving is one of my favorites!

PS: The position of editor-in-CHIEF for the TATTLER is being "retired". It will be waiting for you should you decide to return to BlogLand.

You are such a sweetie sunrisegirl! And, one good turn deserves another. See you soon!


TTigerAtty 62M

11/21/2005 7:25 am

KCC...I was referred by [blog sexyfitwoman]. Glad I came over for the welcoming back party. I will visit regularly. Enjoyed the creative rendition of "It's A Wonderful World". Jimmy Stewart would be pleased that you have so many good friends!

TTigerAtty
~^~^~
~0_0~
>""""<
`^^^^`


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/21/2005 8:47 am

I'm sure we can work out a position for you candysoveryveryambitious! I have a few ideas already...
The PUBLISHER

Also, that makes 3 votes for A Christmas Carol. You guys may be on to something here.

I hear ya nikki. It's bad enough when the authors leave us, it really sucks when they take their writing with them.

Our mayor is quite a gal, TTigerAtty. Thank you for visiting, and I am happy that you liked the play.


frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
11/22/2005 4:50 am

KCC - love it! Can we consider this the final post on the crap that was and lets all move on to the fun that is and can be!!

Another vote here for the Christmas option....PLEEAAASSEE!!

Frangi xx


PailsDiverHonks 55F

11/22/2005 7:54 pm

LOL, this is great keith!


AmberSolaire 42M

11/23/2005 4:29 pm

Agrees ..........agrees wholeheartedly.With what isnt sure but there are an awful lot of women present so its best to nod, or was that safest.

Be nice to Kooch this Christmas and remember hes for life you will never get another like him.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
11/25/2005 2:03 am

Hey Keith...I know its been a while, but do you realize how dissapointed I would have been If after all of this time scrambling through blogs and lifes problems, I finally make it back here and found you to be gone? Let's keep those thoughts out of our head from now on, shall we...LOL


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/25/2005 9:01 pm

Consider it the last one frangipanigal. I am giving A Christmas Carol some serious consideration. Hopefully I will find some time to write it.

Hi greenie, sweetie! I have been very pleased to read about your newfound happiness. Good luck!

Oh, I will candysoveryveryseasonal. I will. (and I know you are up for it).

A wise choice when in doubt Amber. And thank you for remembering to remind me about ol kooc!
PS: nice to see you again mate!

Hullo Sizzle! At the rate that I have been posting this Fall, it may appear that I have left BlogLand if you come back here after a long hiatus, and I still have the same freaking post up from before!

Do not fear, I would never willingly delete The Venting Blog


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 9:42 pm

Oh you have to do another one and I MISS PAPY. No one is here anymore.


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/26/2005 11:46 pm

"Tis the season" saint. I have been slammed lately IRL.

I will have more time to blog soon.


Priapeo 46M

11/28/2005 7:07 am

What? Is that all? I thought George was going to face the seven deadly sins after that, and be eventually judged by Mercy, Justice, Peace, and Truth before reaching Blog empyreum. When are you going to release act II?

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
11/30/2005 3:59 am

Keith,

You are so witty!

Its a wonderful life is one of my favorite movies and I got a real chuckle out of this.

Happy Holidays,

Purry

Purry


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
11/30/2005 7:20 am

Well Priapeo, that's pretty much it for now. Act II sounds a bit too ambitious for me at this point in time...

Hello there Purry! I am so happy you enjoyed my little morality play.

I have been having fun goofing around in your Christmas post recently. I will work on the next stanza a bit later...

BLOG ON!


BaronessK 52F

9/12/2006 9:05 am

I am so glad you did not leave. Feel free to commit me to a bloglife of being made fun of and/or perved over in any of your writings.


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
9/12/2006 10:17 am

That comment will come back and bite ya, girlfriend. I'm feeling pretty free at the moment...

PS: Thanx for trying out my link and reading one of my morality plays, BaronessK!


BaronessK 52F

9/12/2006 9:17 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    That comment will come back and bite ya, girlfriend. I'm feeling pretty free at the moment...

    PS: Thanx for trying out my link and reading one of my morality plays, BaronessK!
It's a two way blog street, hun...guaranteed! Your 'number' is UP, honey buns! Have I got something for YOU...!


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
4/2/2010 11:40 pm

My friends, anyone wishing to commit blogicide ought to read the comments in this post before they take such a drastic, (and final) action.

As always,

blog on!


author51 54F  
30391 posts
12/30/2015 3:14 am

It would not be the same if you were not here Pinky..who would be my sidekick?

Happy New Year honey.xoxo

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
12/30/2015 6:13 am

    Quoting author51:
    It would not be the same if you were not here Pinky..who would be my sidekick?

    Happy New Year honey.xoxo
Hey! What are you doing down here in my basement?

This wasn't about me, it was about my former sidekick BLONDENEEDSSEX, (a compatriot of yours), who couldn't take it anymore and left. I still miss her. She was CHIEF editor of my newspaper. She comes around every once in awhile and leaves a short comment, but no more fun and games...

I should thank you for bringing me back down here, where all the bloggers from my first year remain in memory. I almost cried rereading the play. Dang, it must have been one of my better ones for that to happen. (and me being in that sort of mood. My kids just headed off to their far away homes... )


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