I Was A Teenage Metrosexual (part II)  

keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
1/20/2006 12:13 pm
I Was A Teenage Metrosexual (part II)

December, 2002.

After packing the kids off to Maryland for a post-Christmas visit with their mother, I decide to vacation for a few days at my late Grandfather's condominium in South Florida. While unpacking my things I meet this stunning woman with a truly awesome figure. I struck up a conversation with her and soon I had a dinner date to be followed by by some New Years Eve dancing and clubbing.

She decides to make an appointment to have her nails done and asks me to accompany her. Innocently, I agree. (I would have agreed to accompany her anywhere...yummy).

So we go. As I enter, I am instantly aware of those salon smells invading my senses. Again I find myself the only male in a room with about 15 women in it, all looking at me. While she is getting settled with the manicurist, I browse through the magazines looking for something to read.

Damn, not much to choose from. I settle on the current Cosmopolitan and try to pretend I am somewhere else. I once again find myself in alien territory, and while not as uncomfortable as before, I do feel a bit self-conscious.

All the beauticians are Chinese. Three generations of em by the looks of it. Then one of the older mama-sans looks at me and says something in Chinese. The other girls laugh, and one of em actually blushes.

I pretend not to notice, becoming suddenly intent on reading the article concerning the Top Ten Easy Tricks To Entice Your Man or some such malarky. The mama-san then addresses my girlfriend and asks if she would like her to "do something" about my eyebrows.

I got a sinking feeling as the room filled with chatter, some of it English, some Chinese, and all of them glancing in my direction as they converse. It was all so hauntingly familiar, like an episode of The Twilight Zone, as my new girl began to wheedle me into letting them operate on my bushy brows.

Before I knew it I was on a chair. Three women were pressing in close. They were talking with each other, but I did not understand their language. Eventually, they began their work.

A balm was applied. Then the wax was carefully dabbed on and several cloth strips were even more carefully placed over my brows. They worked above the brow and also below the brow. One girl got some tweezers and they plucked out stray hairs. They were very meticulous about it, and it was a much better job than the first one I got as a teenager.

Another thing that was different from the first time was that I found myself sizing up these women and getting turned on as they pressed in on me. This was turning out to be a very pleasurable experience. I think they worked on me for nearly half an hour before they were finished.

My girl was pleased, I was happy, and Fort Lauderdale, Fl. was ready for us now. I had a great new years eve that night, and decided that perhaps metrosexuality was not so bad after all...

Oh yeah, thankfully, no zits appeared this time.

PS: (expat, ol pal... you need to get yer butt over to a nail salon today!)

qyxx 59F
3267 posts
1/20/2006 3:55 pm


so much better, the second time around


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
1/20/2006 4:03 pm

I like the way you compared the past and the present.

The little boy has grown up a good bit since the last time.

But hopefully not too much.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

expatbrit49 62M

1/20/2006 4:57 pm

lol, ol' pal you know me too well, I admitt I was concentrating on the Chinese women part of the story. So when are we getting the post on this hot woman that has wandered into your life. Come on Ol' Pal spill the beans

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

PailsDiverHonks 55F

1/20/2006 7:21 pm

Ummm...something is wrong here. I get my brows done once a month or so and I ain't never gotten turned on and she's asian..but she is good!

TTigerAtty 62M

1/20/2006 8:13 pm

Is a metrosexual the same thing as an alphamale? Help me out! What's the difference?

Keith ... Thanks for your support of PK and me during our exile from Blogville! I appreciate the efforts you made!



non illigitimae carborundum

fun4allin2006 53M
1583 posts
1/20/2006 9:27 pm

And it only took ya 30 plus years to get over your first encounter. So when do you go back?

womanoirish 53F

1/20/2006 9:41 pm

Keith me darlin' ~ I'm ever so glad to hear your second waxing was a better experience than your first. If you think a waxing is pleasurable, you should try a pedicure.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/20/2006 10:35 pm

LOL. Sounds like you rather enjoyed your self this time.

I'm wit expat when do we here about the new girl.

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
1/21/2006 2:56 am

So you've accepted that an eyebrow wax can be pleasureable...when are you going to try waxing any OTHER parts of your body?? HEHE!!

Don't start..it's addictive!!

Frangi xx

1023 posts
1/21/2006 6:47 am

I find myself being turned on daily and often, and women fussing over me is even better. Clothing or shoe stores, or having the sales girl put on a braclet or watch for me. That is a plus of being Metrohetero, though now the magazines are saying there's a blue collar comeback.

There is this one nail shop woman whose Vietnamese, she has a son in middle school but she seems so young, the irony with this is that in my self view I still consider my self so young. If I didn't feel it would be inapropriate to get involved with one of the student's mothers, I'd be pursuing her indeed.

sexymermaid6956 62F
26390 posts
1/21/2006 9:14 am

Kieth good for you,,nice to finally see a post was missing you..lol..there ya go my friend and by the way how is it going for you??meaning the new lady in your life..enjoy enjoy enjoy


Seduce my mind and my body

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
1/21/2006 10:38 am

I'm thinkin' it's time for trip #3 - a new adventure awaits you...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/21/2006 10:52 am

The unibrow-beater strikes again! Lets hear some more about those Chinese women! They "pluck you long time"!

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
1/21/2006 1:50 pm

Yeah, 30 years. Aint that something? Actually I went to a local salon last fall. It was staffed with Asian women too. I got a similar reaction and they made quite a fuss over me. Thanks for stopping by fun4all!

A pedicure? I don't wanna scare em or anything which is what would happen if they saw the size of my feet! Perhaps you can try it on me, womanoirish? I'm beginning to trust you somewhat!

I posted a bit about her above, oldman. You must have come in before it posted. Blog On!

Aw shucks, candysoveryverysweet! Yer makin me blush.

Well, I gotta diddy bop on out of here. It's been a busy weekend so far. Thanks to all who visited The Venting Blog. I will return to address the rest of y'all tomorrow! Blog On, everyone!

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
1/21/2006 3:08 pm

Keith! We were at Ft Lauderdale at about the same time!
I skipped the salon though! What an experience you have had!!!!

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
1/21/2006 7:23 pm

My nail salon has women and one guy in ther doing the nails. And he dont even trun me on, but hes a damn good manicurist. The smell of the chemicals can be quite bad especially when you are not used to going into one

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
1/22/2006 7:09 am

Yes, frangipani. I accept that it can be pleasurable if the right folks are applying the pleasure. Other parts? Are you saying that there are other parts that need waxing? Guys don't wear bikinis.
Except for my ol pal, who used to wear a red one all the time!

Hello there, HORNYVIKING! Welcome to The Venting Blog! I have seen your comments in many blogs that I read and have been meaning to pay you a visit for quite some time now. It's the magazines in those salons that are behind all of this. It's all so fou-fou (fancy female stuff), but now they want the guys to do it too. It's good marketing I guess, cuz now even keithcancook has visited salons. If pigcancook gets wind of this there will be hell to pay! The nearby Vietnamese business here is a shoe repair, and alterations shop. I do hope to find some Vietnamese to work on my brows. Expat is on to something here, and I want to check out all the Asians now!

I am going to try and post more this year, sexymermaid. I sorta promised that I would. I do not have a new lady in my life. My sweetie in Florida is just someone I go on a date with maybe once or twice a year. If I get a girl closer to home, (preferably unmarried) I will let you all know. Don't hold yer breath though. keithcancook is still way too cautious with his heart.

There has been a trip #3, wahinie sweetie. A local salon this time. It was fantastic. I guess they are not used to working on guys in there, cuz they sure made a fuss. Just like that time in Florida. Perhaps I will do a part III to this series...

LMAO, hink! Too funny. They do indeed pluck you long time there!

Yes, it is fun honni. I enjoy being wheedled. After three children I have become an expert in wheedology! I have seen it on many levels.

Hmm, I never really looked at it from that perspective, LusciousAndBent. Now that you have put it that way though, I see what you mean!
PS: I love that screenname of yours, and your pic is HOT! Mmm, yummy...

Hullo there, interested! Do you mean on New Years Eve, 2002, or just recently in January, 2006? I am going to be using that condo down there a lot more as time goes on. Perhaps we can meet for a beer the next time our paths lead us to South Florida again?

Yes, the odors are overwhelming in nail salons, straightten. In spite of their other "attributes" the smells are difficult to become accustomed to. In fact, they are rather nausiating. Ugh!

Many are suggesting the pedicure as the next step in my budding metrosexuality, BigGirlzRSweet. If they do a bit of massaging besides just clipping, then count me in! I will definately give it a shot... Blog On!

Aw, thank you for saying that my little wildflower. You guys are the best outlet for my creativity that I have found in many a year. I love blogging with y'all!

Blush all over? I am not sure about that, candysoveryverysweet. I do get goose bumps all over when I blush, so I suppose that there is a reddening in other areas of my body.

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
1/23/2006 12:49 am

kieth again a wonderful tale

by te way if you want to get rid of them try lazer more expensive,doesn't hurt too much and permanant lol

I'm a

i'm here to stay

southrnpeach333 50F

1/23/2006 3:56 pm

Sensual, yes, why do you think us women keep going to the salon every week?

TabithaElectra79 37F

1/24/2006 8:46 am

Sooooo will you be going back?

deliciousngood 64F
1665 posts
1/24/2006 5:55 pm

now we can all see your dreamy bedroom eyes! HEHEHE

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
1/24/2006 8:17 pm

I'm luhrrvin' your stories, Mr. Keith.

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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(Princess Lips)

1/24/2006 10:44 pm

no MANicure
hand massage?
foot rub?

u got ripped off...

need a spa day!

Ladies, who's up for one?


Babel__Fish 45F

1/25/2006 4:07 am

I know what you mean about the asian ladies.... they turn me on too while they do a pedicure!

You should really try a day spa like RedLips says.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
1/25/2006 7:59 am

I'll bet you say that to all the boys, candysoveryverysweet!

Permanent hair removal? Aint technology wonderful, papy?

For a long time I thought it was some sort of club, southrnpeach. A secret club with no males allowed.

Oh yes, I will go back, TabithaE. It will be a ritual for my trips to South Florida henceforth!

Aww, you haven't seen my eyes in the bedroom yet, deliciousngood. A private showing can be arranged howevever. Mmmm yummy.

Why thank you for saying so, Safira. I always feel "beautiful" when I visit [blog safira], so we're even!

LMAO, div! What's up with the reading material in those salons? I couldn't find anything of value. Just a few fluffy articles lost in a caucophony of advertisements. Different mags, different "articles", same crap.

Ripped off? I'll say. They charged me seven dollars U.S. for that service! They did not try to sell me any of that other stuff. I do not know much about that stuff anyway. Perhaps I will ask publicly in my next post.

The Asian girls were so attentive, Babel Fish. They made me feel very special. I want to see them some more.
There's that "day spa" thing again. What sort of packages are there for guys I wonder?

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
1/27/2006 2:02 pm

Goddess needs to log out of blogland to be at nail appt.
on time. A sweet little Asian man by the name of *Woo* does
my nails and I absolutely adore him. As for telling you spa
stories, I could fill your book, baby!

Just BOOK IT! Then you tell US what it was like for YOU !!!!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
1/29/2006 7:32 pm

I will answer you in my next post, dear goddess!

Blog On!

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