From The Publishers Private Notebook  

keithcancook 60M
10828 posts
4/25/2005 9:40 pm
From The Publishers Private Notebook

Aha! I must get this to BLONDENEEDSSEX ASAP!

Since she is in charge of Investigative and Invasive Reporting I will instruct her to begin the rumor here. If this devious plan works out This is a SCOOP in the making. A perfect story to validify my rag!

(Haven't heard of it? It is called the AFriendFinder TATTLER. )

It appears that another photo swap controversy is about to strike the blogosphere. I can see my HEADLINE now:

xxxxxx FOUND TO HAVE SPLIT PERSONALITY!

evidence presented by an unnamed, unconfirmed, anonymous, shadowy, slanderous and unreliable source proves that xxxxxx also is masquerading as a (fill in gender) "with a lot to love".

As soon as he/she finds the lost contact lens and turns back around to face the camera we will have the shot of the century! This will sell more papers than I had ever dreamed possible!

I must hurry to BLONDENEEDSSEX so we can turn this lie into a
rumor
and then build it into a scandal. Perhaps we can EVEN bring down one of the Powerhouses of Blogging.

That is certain to sell some papers.

(Hmmm, I must send this over to nightstogether PRONTO! He will know best whether or not this type of tactic could work in the political arena...)

PS:

xxxxxx, something is going on in your blog. When I entered your xxxxxx post I surprised that Lurker dude. He ran me over in his rush to escape and now I have footprints starting at my ankles and runninig up my legs. He ground his heel in my groin (note to self: Have Barbiebunny expel him from that dang school of hers. ) Then he proceeded up my body and left toe prints on my forehead!

If there are truly blog police on this site like so many posters have said I need them now.

A crime has been committed! In xxxxxx's post! The perpetrater is loose! Call those goddam blog police NOW!

(OMG! Crime sells too! Especially when it is local. Another story is forming in my brain! This here rag is headed right to the top)!

he's mad, maD, MAD I tell you!

BLONDENEEDSSEX CONTACT ME ASAP SO I CAN GIVE YOU THIS LEAD. You will find this clue in one of the local Bloggers posts. We must act quickly.

This exclusive information comes from none other than our good friend Deep Throat who as usual has requested to remain anonymous.

(we will expose that person as soon as readership and sales begin to dwindle)


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
4/26/2005 5:58 am

i love this style of yours,very good thanks for making me smile


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

4/26/2005 12:48 pm

Keith Bossman Sir "rolls eyes"

My trench coat is in place and my hat is down over my eyes, ooooooooops was I suppose to put clothes on under the coat;However I
will be very busy so I will have to rely on your talent to make dinner and maybe after we can work on those footprints that fraud left behind ,"wink" all for the sake of the job of course
hahahahaha beat you to it "Mzhunyhole"
Who says you can`t flirt with the boss hahahahaha

Blonde "Investigative and Invasive Reporting"


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

4/26/2005 12:57 pm

Well heres some investigating ,,,,,,,,, AdultFriendFinder strikes again , 2 entries lol hmmmmmmmmmmm must have slipped by me ,, moves hat up off eyes.


expatbrit49 62M

4/26/2005 1:16 pm

While you guys sort out the crime I will go away and report on some exotic far away place for a travel piece, OK Boss...... slips out......slips back...Hey Boss do you have that 500K yet I got to see a man about a yacht?

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

4/26/2005 1:50 pm

Boss man

I have found my 2 perps , ohhhhhhhh am I goint to enjoy my job mahahahahaha , if they have an inkling that I am on to them they just might try to bribe, hmmmmmmmmm depends what they offer"wink"

ok,ok sorry just my over active imagination at work ,, must have been all that dust and spiders I encountered why investigating
(thats my story and I`m sticking to it)

Always yours

Blonde Investigative and Invasive Reporter


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
4/26/2005 2:54 pm

Good work Blonde. Be careful not to blow your cover until you are ready to spring your story. We must keep xxxxxx happy and unsuspecting for a bit longer.


PailsDiverHonks 55F

4/26/2005 8:02 pm

Keith and Expatbrit I got an email today I think I can get you 250k for the yacht. I'm looking into it. I know not my job but I'll do it for you.
Also keith you should change your blog name Mnfun (I think) has the info on that.


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
4/26/2005 9:39 pm

(it sorta resembles 'ol expat up there)


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

4/27/2005 3:30 pm

Thats ok Mzhuny theres enough to go around, lol I just couldn`t help myself , the chance was there and I just had to scoop it.


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
4/27/2005 10:28 pm

I expect all my folks to share at Dpt. head staff meetings. What other purpose is there?

Besides running this here rag of course.

mzhuny? Don't you think you should be sending me some rough drafts for your next column? I have planned to go to print with that after the weekend. So contact me for an intercourse on the floor, er, on the subject of this assignment (I meant to say).

The PUBLISHER


sportyfun56 106M

4/28/2005 6:36 am

Hey PUB... did I hear you right? There is a Head Dept.?
How cum I'm not in charge of that? I got Sports and leisure instead... WAIT, that's right, head certainly falls in the leisure department.... ok. hmmmmmm


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
4/28/2005 5:41 pm

My friends,

This here paper, the AFriendFinder TATTLER operates on an interdepartmental format. The titles do not pigeonhole depatment heads in their single area of expertise.

So when y'all have an idea, run with it no matter what your department is.

For special projects, (like the one developing now) please see

The PUBLISHER


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
4/28/2005 5:45 pm

Here is the code for the title of our rag:

AFriendFinder TATTLER

use it in your blogs. This will foster the sense of community and make the TATTLER the peoples paper. All of y'all will own it. If it takes off... cool. If not, well blogland will always exist.

The PUBLISHER


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
4/28/2005 5:46 pm

Here is the code for the title of our rag:

color red]AFriendFinder TATTLER

use it in your blogs. This will foster the sense of community and make the TATTLER the peoples paper. All of y'all will own it. If it takes off... cool. If not, well blogland will always exist.

The PUBLISHER


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
4/28/2005 5:49 pm

If anyone wants the code to make the title email me.


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
4/28/2005 5:51 pm

If anyone wants the code to make the title email me.

Also, I wish to return to y'alls blogs ASAP. I have been very busy as you all will soon see, and I am sorry for not visiting in your blogs recently.


rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
5/12/2005 9:25 am

Cook on keith


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
5/14/2009 9:21 am

Ah Blondie, thank you for this gift. Of course I had to reread this whole page, and I have been left smiling with the memories of BlogLand escapades from long ago...

I miss you much, my CHIEF!

As for the other, I cannot plunge in anymore it seems. Baby steps are all that I am capable of in these later years of my life.

blog on, old friend!


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