Dancing Faces  

keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
6/23/2005 6:11 pm
Dancing Faces

Dancing faces. Y'all have seen them. Everyone has them. Out on the dance floor is where you'll find them. Head tilted slightly. Eyes closed. Lips pursed, even puckered sometimes. Like they are in total rapture. All the while boogieing to the beat.

I hate dance floors with mirrors. When I catch myself with my dancing face on it makes me wanna puke sometimes.



LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
6/23/2005 6:26 pm

Ouch Keith, that is not a good thing!

Some sex faces are worse then anything else though!

Remember, it can always get worse!


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
6/23/2005 6:34 pm

I disagree totally with you Keef. I worked very hard for 18 months in a dance club which had mirrors on the walls and ceiling! I think it was a security device to make sure that the dancers were not being molested by the patrons. Its funny though a lot of the girls danced with their lips pursed too?!

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


purejoy4fem 46F/44F
682 posts
6/23/2005 6:47 pm

Don't forget the face where you bite your lower lip


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
6/23/2005 7:36 pm

I only dance at home and even my dog doesn't like it


Crimson959 57F

6/23/2005 10:31 pm

I only dance at home too......my 2 teens don't like it...."MOM.....NO DANCING".......


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

6/23/2005 11:25 pm

awwwwwwwwwwww Keith , did ya have to , know when I go dancing that`s all that I`m going to think of ,hahahahaha


Barbiebunny69 43F

6/24/2005 1:51 am

**Burst out laughing**
Keith u just know hot to do it.. im laughing so hard at this i can type an answer....


rm_Lovepack1000 46M

6/24/2005 2:40 am

I can feel with you Keith, if you get crazy and step on the dance floor the drinks will help you through the night.


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/24/2005 5:41 am

i love dancing and here in Greece we have lots of dances that are very sensual in nature,so its more of a sexual thing


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


PailsDiverHonks 55F

6/24/2005 6:12 am

<<<<< Listens to music doesn't dance


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
6/24/2005 6:19 am

Faces...now you understand why I have NO mirrors over my headboard! Talk about scary faces...orgasm face may be the worst yet. Mine is a cross between Marty Feldman, Ren, and Stimpy.

[blog talldarkavg1]


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

6/24/2005 8:10 am

I avoid mirrors...I dont have a reflection...*S*


pussinboots4u 49M/47F

6/24/2005 8:50 am

Lately, my dancing face has been a look of irritation - too many dance floor stalkers - you know - the guy that doesn't ask you to dance, but just starts dancing with you.


jimxxx1971 47M

6/24/2005 8:55 am

hey, when the music takes hold you just gotta go with the flow and let it move you where it may, ya know? unfortunately, it usually moves me into retarded dancingland. not sure how that happens.


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
6/24/2005 10:22 am

keith, i thought u were always with ur sunglasses on.....


DCEbony
1586 posts
6/24/2005 11:11 am

I love dancing, so I'm usually laughing and talking too much to be thinking about what my face is doing. I'm probably making the upright version of the "horizontal funny face", but I don't care.

Even if I look like an ass, there is bound to be someone that looks like a bigger one. LOL

And the mirrors are very handy to make sure you don't have someone lurking behind you that you don't want there.


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
6/24/2005 2:04 pm

Only slowdances... so puckered lips help no end.. rofl


rm_bonfireguy 49M

6/24/2005 6:07 pm

oh baby...gimme a polka at a wedding reception....

ee i ee i ee i ohhhhh!!!


expatbrit49 62M

6/24/2005 7:04 pm

Same as EE only slow dance. {=}would you like to dance

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


lustmirror 63M
2897 posts
6/24/2005 7:21 pm

holy shit
I gotta go...
Xerox stocks
gotta be hoppin
today...
even at a
tenner,
to buy in,
the stream
seams
to be bustin'
the banks

......................yowzah.............................


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
6/24/2005 7:34 pm

Unfortunately I will need to come back once more....did not learn to dance in this life time.....is there such a thing as a dancing toad....heavens, I hope not.


staminaplus3 66M

6/24/2005 10:41 pm

LMAO, how in the world do you come up with these topics? I'll probably never dance again after reading this blog.


taodoug65 51M
262 posts
6/25/2005 8:27 am

I feel the same way Kieth. I look out ona dance floor and always think damn they all look dumb as hell. Then I have a couple of drinks and I get out there with a lady and to dance. Some will look at me and say "Doug, you dance like you are black." I look to the lady I am with "Well duh. A buddy of myine in the army taught me how to dance. Crazy thing is.. He was black." They always just say "OHHH." To that. Later they say "Well, at least watch me when you dance with me." I ask them " You ever wonder why black guys look all over the place when dancing?" The partner I am with says "And that has wht, to do with my request?" I responds "It is simple. The buddy of mine said 'Doug juat pretend your looking around while you are dancing and put numbers in your dance step. Like a black man does."


KajunKittyt4U 52F
81 posts
6/25/2005 11:11 am

The mirrors are there to watch other people body parts, that you can not see in front of you.

Hugs Kitty


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
6/26/2005 1:43 am

Checks dance card and is happy to announce she can fit both expat and bonfire in
cummon lads!


sexyeyes375 47F

6/26/2005 5:01 pm

i wonder if this is the real reason botox started being used to 'freeze' facial muscles????

and maybe why masquarade (sp) balls came into place....

either way, i probably will never go out on the dance floor again unless very drunk....which really isn't a change for me so don't lose any sleep over it. lol


MrsGreenhenky 37F

6/27/2005 1:24 pm

i liksa ravin ye kin beat it like.ah kin do ta big fishy n ta cardboard box ta dawn.


Lapkin4u 42F

6/27/2005 5:33 pm

Gotta dance...gotta make those faces...its all me lost in the dance and the moment.....I know I probably look retarded but oh well, who cares...cuz I'm having a much better time than those that are sitting on the sidelines watching me......so just look as stupid as you can dancing your ass off and just live!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/28/2005 9:08 pm

I just about spit my gatorade all over my monitor reading that!!! That is too funny.

I love karaoke and wonder what my face looks like when I am getting into the song I am singing. LOL

DustStormDiva


rm_major259 50M
101 posts
7/2/2005 8:40 pm

purejoy4fem its called "white man's overbite"-see When Harry Met Sally.


TandJ_95 105M/105F

7/3/2005 6:42 pm

LOVE to dance............stupid faces and all!!

J


TDandH1960 56M

7/24/2005 6:27 pm

Very funny, now I have one more thing to worry about on the dance floor, guess I'll just have to dance real close with my head beside hers so I can whisper in her ear, then she can't see my funny face, and after all the girl your dancing with is the only one that matters well, hopefully anyway!


wetnwildaquarius 43F

7/28/2005 9:33 am

I don't like the mirrors either on the dance floor. Good point man. Now how do you propose we get them off the dance floor. lol


curiousinlorain7 59F

10/25/2006 7:21 pm

i love it when 'harry' describes to 'sally' the white man's dance...i know people that dance like that...thanks for the link


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/25/2006 10:53 pm

I'll have to watch that movie again, curious. I cannot recall the scene, although someone else mentioned that movie earlier in this post.

PS: Thanks for visiting my basement!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/8/2007 8:33 am

Hi there, Blondie! It sure is a pleasure to find you down here this morning, and I have a big smile to prove it.

Thanks for bringing me back down to this post. There are many old friends here who I have long missed...


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