Conversations From BlogLand High  

keithcancook 60M
10847 posts
5/25/2005 4:04 pm
Conversations From BlogLand High


Author's note:

This morality play was inspired by the Great BlogLand Elections of 2005, when BlogLand was young. In those days the popular list folks decided to hold an election for mayor of BlogLand and various other offices.

Believing it to be somewhat centered on those popular list folks to the exclusion of lesser known bloggers, I published this satire to poke some fun at them (and me).

blog on!


edited by keithcancook, March, 2008


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ONE FALL MORNING IN THE QUAD BEFORE CLASS...

Gawd, don't ya just hate starting out the school year facing another Student Council Election? It's like a glaring reminder than I have no clique to belong to. I so hate my life.

koocnachtiekYeah, I know what you mean. Unless you're a cheerleader or a jock it's a waste of time to even try to run for those offices. Then if ya do, it just points out to everybody just how unpopular you really are around here. How embarrassing...

BLONDENEEDSSEX Fer sure, like it is soooo stupid. Gag me with a spoon...

Barbiebunny69Oh, I think the captain of the SWIM TEAM is Dreamy! I'd vote for him, but he doesn't even know I EXIST!

BLONDENEEDSSEXLike, Oh my God! He is so bitchin. Totally.

IN ANOTHER CORNER OF THE QUAD.....

CONTINUED INSIDE

Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
5/25/2005 7:11 pm

"Pig the Impaler" now you are all powerful, controlling the media, your own kingdom an endless parade of near naked beauties at your beck and call. An army of Nymphomaniac's and Satyrs to command, soon your Kingdom Of BooBoBia will have its own Flag. Fuck it, lets invade the SuperBowl and show them some real TITS!! Not just a wacko jacko nipple slip.

Tala
Wizard of the Kingdom of BooBoBia and Deity

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
5/25/2005 7:38 pm

grr, stupid fucking shitty blog service
maybe this goddam comment will stick...
grrr@#$%^%#$%&


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
5/25/2005 8:01 pm

Tala you are hilarious and always were i suppose. I had to wait several minutes before commenting since i was laughing so damn hard!

Now, if only i can get the rest of this skit to post all will be well again.

(except for the fact that once again the chronological order of things has been comprimised)

(ha! i will wager that several MORE comments will slip in ahead of the rest of the skit too...grrrrr)


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
5/25/2005 8:02 pm

Will you look at those LOSERS over there. Those four will never fit in here at BlogLand High. Ha! They all came to the prom stag last year! They are such losers they won't even date EACH OTHER..!

dz2502Too bad that blonde one isn't popular. I would have asked her out if she was.

But you are captain of the SWIM TEAM. You can't be seen with an unpopular person....what about your image?

dz2502Oh, don't worry. I know that in High School image is ALL that counts. That is why all us popular people are so shallow. We focus on ourselves. Hey! Who's that new girl?

Oh, that reminds me, do you think I could get away with being friends with that tall one? He's so different... but then there's that image thing.

dz2502And don't you forget it. If you are seen showing interest the other popular people will turn their backs on you. Then you will end up like those BOHEMIANS over there.

bella_I have a great idea for my campaign poster. I am going to run on a platform that will change the dress code around here. These rules are crimping my style. How can I stay popular if they won't let me make fashion statements?

BACK IN THE BOHEMIAN CORNER OF THE QUAD...

Barbiebunny69Are you going to the GALLARIA after school today?

BLONDENEEDSSEXFer sure, I'm gonna get some bitchin clothes. Then it's over to Nail Palace to get my nails done. They are like...groty to the MAX!

Barbiebunny69I wish I knew what was the matter with me. I just don't like shopping at the usual stores anymore. I have been having strange thoughts lately. I noticed a little boutique that has some cool looking stuff in the window. Knee high boots with 6" heels, all in black leather! The mannekin is holding a whip in one hand and a chain that leads off the display to gawd knows what!

BLONDENEEDSSEXI am sure! No way! That store is in a bad part of town. Ohhh! Groty to the MAX! Like, can you see ME in there? I am like FREAKING OUT. I am sure! Barf out! Gag me with a spoon!

Jeeze! Enough already! You two are off track again. We have a campaign to plan. I am going to go for it and run for Student Council President! I don't know much about women yet, but I shudder to think what y'all have in store for me in this life.

koocnachtiekHey man, I'm yer best friend. I will be campaign manager for ya.

Best friend? You're my only friend. Everyone thinks I am weird or something and they stay away. (I so hate my life) I am going to run for this and get myself noticed for once.

Barbiebunny69It's your funeral, how can we help?

BLONDENEEDSSEXLike, oh my God. Fer sure! Totally.

Well, the popular people will run on name recognition. They will have selfish platforms that have nothing to do with academics, like a new dress code or something. Or more junk food in the cafeteria. And any government they form will never get anything done. They will spend their meetings planning wild parties that we will never get invited to.

We are going to give the school things us students really need.
Like how bout some new clubs? The ones we have now only seem to cater to the popular crowd. We need a computer club, also a debate club. I think a Latin club would be a plus too.
Oh, and some new rules to put a stop to these popular people from grabbing my glasses off my head and stomping on 'em. Also, this wedgie craze they are on is really annoying.


koocnachtiekTell me about it. That tape is so thick between your lenses that it sticks out an inch from between your eyes. Not to mention those wrinkles in your pants!

Barbiebunny69There's the bell. We gotta get to class. Oooh! I can't wait for Spanish. I sit next to that god, the captain of the SWIM TEAM. I wish he would notice me just ONCE!

BLONDENEEDSSEXTotally.


DIRECTORS NOTE: A special thankyou to the actors in my little play. Y'all were marvelous. (and very easy to direct) You will be called on again for any sequels. See the union for any residuals.

THANKS!

SPECIAL DIRECTORS NOTE TO PAPYRINA: My dear, your pic has a bug or something and only posts as a link to your profile. I promise to make it up to ya. In fact I am already at work on it. It has a Popeye the Sailor motif and you will have the part of Popeye's father.
Try not to forget the name of your character this time. Ok PAPPY?

(ha ha ha, ho ho ho, and a couple of la ti da's; I slay me sometimes... )


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

5/25/2005 11:11 pm

You are like totally bent fer sure , like can`t you think of something better than a spoon for me to gag on,,,like growdy to the max man your just like way not kewel


Barbiebunny69 43F

5/25/2005 11:54 pm

Hey dont forget the physics club and the band geek club too KCC !
ROFL i was laughing sooo hard i almost peed my pants


lustmirror 63M
2897 posts
5/26/2005 5:38 am

hey duuuuuuude....
like....
they're searchin' your locker, man


sportyfun56 106M

5/26/2005 7:27 am

hey man... can somebody tell me where the art class is?


purejoy4fem 46F/44F
682 posts
5/26/2005 8:25 am

Has anyone been to the science club?


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/26/2005 9:04 am

Oh you are so heading to detention for that one Keith lol ?*

WyvernRose


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/26/2005 10:09 am

papys too sexy to be flautered every where only select blogs get to copy papy

Hilarious as always hun


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
5/26/2005 10:21 am

(bending over keith and pretending to be talking about any other thing)
yo, keith, buddy, do u think that merging zebra with leopard is a sign of originality?
btw, do u think the blonde chick would spread the voice if i invite her to a date?....damn it!!!ouch!


AmberSolaire 42M

5/26/2005 10:47 am

Is this an american thing? We always used to take an even handed approach to student politics: throw all the flyers in the bin and head down to the students union to get pissed.


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
5/26/2005 11:00 am

I am so IRREVERENT! ha ha ha. Come get me wyvernrose !

(wanna borrow my oar)


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
5/26/2005 5:15 pm

Once I can get into the school clock tower with my telephoto lens an hour of randon snaps through the window of the cheersquad locker room. Then I shall put up a web page for all the geeks at school coz those jocks will never be able to figure out how to access it (too many buttons to push) We may not be popular but our hormones are still raging.

Tala
Wizard of the Kingdom of BooBoBia and Deity

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
5/26/2005 5:18 pm

PS I once stood for school council but apparently making my campaign speach in the school auditorium in character as Charlie Chaplin was deemed as 'Obviously this candidate is not serious!' by the principal and his cronies so I was removed from the ballot papers.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


Crimson959 57F

5/26/2005 11:09 pm

Speaking of detention....I think you have 3 to serve before you're excused so keith get in here (dark dark closet)and close the door...


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/26/2005 11:27 pm

You have waaaaaaayyyyyyy toooooo much time on your hands, keithcancook!!! lol....


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
5/27/2005 6:45 am

Ti-aye-ee-ime is on my side

(yes it is)


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
5/27/2005 6:59 am

"Pig the Impaler" now you are all powerful, controlling the media, your own kingdom an endless parade of near naked beauties at your beck and call."

If that is true, how come I am the only one in BlogLand not getting any?


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
5/27/2005 8:46 am

"People Who are Not Getting Any"

Now THERES a club I can join.

BTW, there's nothing wrong with taping your glasses together.

I had a friend who held his Karmen

Ghia together with duct tape.

It just shows that you are spending money on more important things.

Like ice cream.


rm_BigDnLady 43M/41F
1140 posts
5/27/2005 10:28 am

Keith, I am sneaking out of studyhall!! Wanna meet me under the bleachers!!!

Lady


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
5/27/2005 5:01 pm

I heard this conversation take place...reading it was even better!


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
5/27/2005 8:56 pm

You kids just don't care about your future and all the deprivation that your parents have suffered on your behalf. Your adolescent preoccupation with sex is to be commended there should be more irresponsible behaviour.

Tala
Truancy officer

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


mnfun952 102M

5/27/2005 9:15 pm

In high-school... I proclaim myself the king of the dipshits....falling somewhere between the idiot jocks and the losers hanging out in the smoking pit. I hang with everyone, but belong to no group. I am MnFun....playing by my own rules.


expatbrit49 62M

5/28/2005 10:16 am

Hmm this must be a americian thing, dont remember any of that when I went to high school, I suppose it probably did but as I wasnt in any groups and just didnt give fuck what other thought or said I guess I didnt notic LOL

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
5/28/2005 3:59 pm

WOW almost 1000 comments.... let's make it a few more

and congratz


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
5/28/2005 10:18 pm

Election VOTING BOOTH At Expatbrit50_ started early.

Cajun Pet Voting Commissioner declares all early voting invalid.


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
5/28/2005 11:46 pm

I would prefer to have that effect on children rather than women asianlady. What's a body to do?


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
5/29/2005 3:28 pm

I very much like your style TupeloHoneyBuzz . No, they are not for high school, but adult clubs are a reality... (care to go dancing at one I know nearby)


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

5/29/2005 7:45 pm

Ohh high school hell
But as a member of the football team who gets the swirlee??

Awesome dude totaly check it out


SweetEmotions43 53F

3/19/2008 3:38 pm

lol..and you have how many personalities??? Thanks for the laughs!

Makes the call for the white jacket to be delivered..lol..smiles.

Do you like silver buckles or brass?

All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand.


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
3/19/2008 8:43 pm

Hello there, SweetEmotions! Welcome to the basement of The Venting Blog. During my time here in BlogLand I have developed several characters.

Let's see, there is...



koocnachtiek
koocnachtiek



^ . . ^
.(
@ )
pigcancook



The PUBLISHER



The LURKER



Kasey Sea (KCC)

and possibly some that I cannot now remember...

Oh well,

blog on!


SweetEmotions43 53F

3/21/2008 6:29 pm

LOL. Well, I am sure they are all very nice! I know one thing.it truly makes me laugh and smile when I stop by. Laughter is good for the soul and this soul needs it often!



With all your energy and personalities I can tell ya got a tiger in your tank! LOL.

All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand.


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
3/21/2008 8:43 pm

Aw, your comment has caused me to smile. Thank you.

A Tigger tiger is quite appropriate, (cool bling, btw), seeing as how there's only one Tigger, and there's only one me!

blog on, sweetie!


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