Classic Comments #5  

keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
8/9/2006 11:02 am
Classic Comments #5



The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Yes folks, that's right. I've been reduced to posting comments that I've made in your blogs. Todays choice comes from [blog Dysgyzed] , by Dysgyzed. The fifth entry into this series is exerpted from her post Physiologically Impossible., from June 20, 2006.
Dysgyzed Ummm..now, I've *very* curious. HOW does one suck toes while fucking?

Seriously. I thought about this and thought about this.

In neither missionary nor rear-entry (doggy style) can one reach both toes and poon-tain at the same time.
Okay, my favorite position is actually to climb on his lap while my partner is sitting in a chair, and ummm...I can't quite manage to have someone in me while I thrust my legs over top of my head to let him reach my toes.

69? That won't work either.

So...would someone please explain to me, or is this really physiologically impossible?
Hmmm...


Color: toenail pink. HeHehe.

Okay, I was sitting here, and all of a sudden, a *Toe-Curling* memory occured to me...yesssss...I know exactly how it can be done!


I tried that trick after reading this post, and it ended in disaster.

Her leg was beginning to cramp when all of a sudden it flexed, kicking me hard on the nose and sending me spinning backward off the bed!

As I write this from the hospital room where I lie in traction, I can only bemoan that I sucked toe and then had to foot the bill.


jk


For more Classic Comments see:

Classic Comments #1 (This one's a real hoot folks. Check it out)
Classic Comments #2
Classic Comments #3



rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
8/9/2006 12:47 pm

"...I can only bemoan that I sucked toe and then had to foot the bill."

Unforgivable. Absolutely unforgivable.


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/9/2006 1:23 pm

The groaners are always the best, wahinie sweetie.


expatbrit49 62M

8/9/2006 2:26 pm

ROFLMAO... Your Pathetic Ol' Pal

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


GleesFlakyShawl 49M
1620 posts
8/9/2006 2:50 pm

mmmm and quoting other peoples posts in ur blog is not a refined form of whoring?

anyway, glad to cu around.... i bet ur like the last mohican...lol


menopausemember 51F
50 posts
8/9/2006 7:17 pm

I see no problem doing the missionary
and sticking my whole foot down his throat...
I massage his head with my feet anyway,
and at times he would catch me by my toe and suck hard and drive me insane.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/9/2006 8:01 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    The groaners are always the best, wahinie sweetie.
I'm quite fond of groaners myself keith, but I'm not certain we are referring to the same thing...


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
8/9/2006 9:37 pm

Talk about toe jam!!!!!!!!

But anyway...I do loves me *Glimmer* sista!


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


kittys4me2 53M

8/9/2006 11:26 pm

Well,as a driver..may i recomend seat belts and mabey a NHL goalie mask.

Dont get *NAILED*again....unless you found a hot nurse in the hospital...with respect ...IF YOUR ALLOWED that is.

I must say,you too have a great blog.
Thanks 4 dropping in.


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

8/10/2006 11:23 am

You heel

No....I love this one

toenail polish: ruby slipper red


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
8/11/2006 10:59 am

sometimes you are just too fucking funny, Keith!
'
whoops... did i say that? yup...and that is exactly
what i meant!


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


B_Stinga_b_i_ 47M/45F

8/11/2006 1:22 pm

oh what the hell
your a shoe in for "most original"
lets just hope you don't get stumped for a new idea
the sole purpose is to have fun and not suffer the agony of de-feet
but feel free to sock it to em when yo feel like it
dont wanna go toe to toe on this one


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/11/2006 6:57 pm

    Quoting PassionsWine:
    Ummmmmmmmmm well ummmm my god Keith you really need help.

    Have you been bonging oops damn typing I mean banging around in basements again or is it a case of realllllllllly needing to be laid and it is congesting both ummm heads.

    Runs for cover as she slams the door
Well CHIEF, few will argue against needing to get laid. Jeeze, even MysticWriter is gettting some...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/11/2006 7:01 pm

Aw c'mon, ol pal! I know you love bad puns.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/11/2006 7:05 pm

    Quoting GleesFlakyShawl:
    mmmm and quoting other peoples posts in ur blog is not a refined form of whoring?

    anyway, glad to cu around.... i bet ur like the last mohican...lol
Well dz, just about anything you find in The Venting Blog is a refined form of something or other...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/11/2006 7:24 pm

Long enough to generate some bad puns from peanut gallery it would seem, waggypolly.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/11/2006 7:26 pm

Thanks Dusty!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/11/2006 7:29 pm

    Quoting menopausemember:
    I see no problem doing the missionary
    and sticking my whole foot down his throat...
    I massage his head with my feet anyway,
    and at times he would catch me by my toe and suck hard and drive me insane.
Excellent, menopausemember sweetie! I'll be sure to let Dys know.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/11/2006 7:46 pm

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    I'm quite fond of groaners myself keith, but I'm not certain we are referring to the same thing...
What hath Blog wrought?

There's something afoot in here that wasn't apparent when I first stepped in (it).

Yikes! It's the attack of the mutant PUNS! First polly, now LT, and as I scan the comments there's more in store!

PS: Your concept of "groaners" is much more pleasant, old friend.


SingleWarrior 52M

8/12/2006 9:05 am

Was there a lot of arches? (back, foot, don't matter )


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/12/2006 2:44 pm

    Quoting funsassy:
    U still stuck in the bed with that broken nose?! Next time SUCK harder and pull her along to break your fall!
Well funsassy, I'm not sure I fully understand you. Would it be possibe for you to give me a personal demonstration of this new life-preserving safety maneuver?

It would be for the good of all mankind of course.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/12/2006 2:47 pm

    Quoting sweetSinn2690:
    Talk about toe jam!!!!!!!!

    But anyway...I do loves me *Glimmer* sista!
Ha ha! Good one, sweetSinn! You're a very punny gal...


BadAssBlonde1 56F
4989 posts
8/16/2006 11:04 am

LOL . . . Ya'll are all CRAZY! Too funny! I like it *G*

Kind Regards,
Lady Hunter / BAB


After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/16/2006 11:52 am

    Quoting SingleWarrior:
    Was there a lot of arches? (back, foot, don't matter )
Here they come, folks...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/16/2006 11:55 am

    Quoting rm_Dysgyzed:
    Why, Keith. We'll have to get together and see if we can make your experience MUCH better next time.

    *A Kiss to the nose!* (As you kiss my toes!)
That is an excellent idea, Dys! Also, thanks for presenting me with an opportunity for a classic comment!

Blog On!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/16/2006 12:01 pm

    Quoting rm_Dysgyzed:
    *wink*

    That's not the first time I've been associated with the Mona Lisa...a bit unsettling as it's a self portrait of the Master himself, but interesting, I do believe!
Aw, you're no man, Dys. Although considering the latest furor in BlogLand I suppose somebody might accuse you of being one soon...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/16/2006 12:06 pm

    Quoting BadAssBlonde1:
    LOL . . . Ya'll are all CRAZY! Too funny! I like it *G*

    Kind Regards,
    Lady Hunter / BAB

Craziness and insanity are longstanding traditions in The Venting Blog, Lady Hunter. The basement of this establishment will bear that out...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/16/2006 12:13 pm

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    You heel

    No....I love this one

    toenail polish: ruby slipper red
LMAO! Good one, MOpunNOWWOW!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/16/2006 12:22 pm

    Quoting kittys4me2:
    Well,as a driver..may i recomend seat belts and mabey a NHL goalie mask.

    Dont get *NAILED*again....unless you found a hot nurse in the hospital...with respect ...IF YOUR ALLOWED that is.

    I must say,you too have a great blog.
    Thanks 4 dropping in.
I didn't try using any belts or other props when laid up, kittys4me2. I did recieve excellent care from a buxom RN. I eventually had to wean myself from nursing on those puppies. (jk)

Thanks for visiting, and welcome to The Venting Blog!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
11/24/2006 5:27 pm

Her on her back, her feet at your face. Yes, it can be done.

DustStormDiva


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/26/2006 10:33 pm

I'll be more careful the next time dusts, my old friend.


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