Classic Comments #4  

keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
6/2/2006 11:20 am
Classic Comments #4



The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Yes folks, that's right. I've been reduced to posting comments that I've made in your blogs.
Here's one from March 28, 2006. libgemOH libgemOH provided the opening scene...

[post 288874] 3/28/2006 5:17 pm
You all have witnessed that I AM REALLY BAD at erotic writing!!! And so I'm asking for some help here. On the profile page, it asks for your favorite sexual fantasy and I started one, but just don't write erotic well enough to finish it. I'm gonna ask the creative and horny ones here who write erotic well to finish this up for me. Just for fun! The characters, a bisexual woman, and her loving and open partner. The other woman can be whoever you want.

An incredibly beautiful woman comes into the little honky tonk we're in. She orders a drink and gets out on the dance floor. I kiss him and go to dance, making sure I am dancing close to her. She and I catch each others eye and start moving together to the music. He is watching and smiling and I am just in the moment. The music ends, we start to talk and then......

This is where you come in. Finish it up for me! -B


She had moved so beautifully during the dance that I knew I had to have her. She was a sister, and I had a bad habit of being attracted to nuns. We left the honkey-tonk and headed straight to the convent. Oh Gawd! She was one hot little Mother. Superior in every way...


expatbrit49 62M

6/2/2006 1:35 pm

Hey ol pal..... the nun is really Papy, shhhhh dont tell any one though

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
6/2/2006 2:32 pm

OH.
MY.
GOD.
IT'S.
KEITH!!!!!!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, DAMMIT???

*HUG* I missed you

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


TTigerAtty 62M

6/2/2006 2:50 pm

Yes, a classic comment, albeit a bit blasphemous! Well, you haven't been stricken by lightening, so that's good! Where have you been? An intense 6 week affair?


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/2/2006 3:07 pm

So is Blog It Forward on hiatus or has it been cancelled?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/2/2006 8:27 pm

Hullo there, ol pal! Yes, I have seen her habit as well. She is very precious to me, don't ya know?

Aw, thanx for saying that PK, my little PECCARETTE. I missed you too, along with all my friends in the Land of Blogz.

Yeah, I figured it to be worthy of Classic Comment status as well, TTA. Oh well, this is what you get when the only judge is moi...

Where have I been? Hmm, I'm not really sure. There are several answers to that Q. Lotsa changes going on here, perhaps I will write about some of them.

Hi, wahinie sweetie! I'm sorry to tell you that Blog It Forward has been temporarily shelved. I cannot say how long "temporarily" will actually be.


EE407 41F
3903 posts
6/3/2006 12:24 am

Welcome back hun


rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
6/3/2006 6:48 am

Echoes the many WBs!! As you can see, we have missed you ALOT!!!

Kisses

Lady


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/3/2006 9:47 am

Woo Hoo! Are the rest of your clan back too then? Oh yeah and back to the post, I'm with expat...I know it was Our Lady of the Fine Ass
Glad to see ya back! {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
6/3/2006 12:10 pm

My friend Keith! Glad to see you back. Did you force yourself into self-imposed exile like I did? Or was there another reason for the disappearance? (Sounds like a set-up for a blog play: The Disappearing Keith.)

Oh, and I wonder if you have seen my semi-secret post-retirement tribute to you and one of my other great friends. If you are curious you can find it via The Hard Way to 2,000. Great to see you again.

♪rockwriter58♪


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
6/3/2006 2:38 pm

Hey! You are back!!!! How are things????
By the way I am also attracted to nuns!


catseyes23 61F

6/4/2006 1:45 am

Welcome back, Keith. Hope you don't do a disappearing act again-you can see how much you've been missed.

Cats


HBowt2 58F

6/4/2006 3:39 pm

Hang on a minute here...you disappear for weeks and then come back expecting us to write your blog for you!!!!!!!...*shaking my head here in amazment*......cheeky bugger.....Glad to see you back...


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
6/4/2006 5:47 pm

I went for a good bike ride today. I need to choose a longer route next time, I underestimated myself.

How's that for a non sequitur?


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
6/4/2006 7:41 pm

WB KCC...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/5/2006 7:58 am

Hi candysoveryverysweet! I will never willingly leave BlogLand for good. Just for vacations.

Hullo there, double E! Thanks for thinking of me...

Yup. I breathe yet, honni my friend. And absurdity seems to help keep me that way.

Aw, all you guys are really sweet. Thanks for the good wishes, Lady!

Plotting. I am always plotting, sexyfit my old friend...

We come as a packaged deal MO, you silly girl you...

Um, it was due to all of the above rocky, my old friend. Of course I am a curious fellow, so I will follow your link to wherever it shall take me...

Things are well, interested. Have you ever known me to say otherwise? It's all in the attitude. As for the nuns, well I sorta grew up around em and well, you know...

Yes cats, I do see. I do feel the love. It warms my heart, and I will always come back for more...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/5/2006 8:03 am

    Quoting HBowt2:
    Hang on a minute here...you disappear for weeks and then come back expecting us to write your blog for you!!!!!!!...*shaking my head here in amazment*......cheeky bugger.....Glad to see you back...
Yep. It's fiendishly clever, is it not?

Life is good and it's good to be back, HB!


GleesFlakyShawl 49M
1620 posts
6/5/2006 2:20 pm

so u are recovered after falling down the palm tree?

well, im talking bout an artist who provided several masterpieces and now is running after his Greatest Hits, so.....

anyways, glad to cu around, dear "active member"....lol


rm_dandth 47M/38F
173 posts
6/6/2006 1:34 pm

An incredibly beautiful woman comes into the little honky tonk we're in. She orders a drink and gets out on the dance floor. I kiss him and go to dance, making sure I am dancing close to her. She and I catch each others eye and start moving together to the music. He is watching and smiling and I am just in the moment. The music ends, we start to talk and then......

I spy on her chest
a tattoo of a crest
her family tree
the same one as me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?


rm_sharksnsails 45M
738 posts
6/6/2006 9:57 pm

the best laid plans of blogs and men....
Sharks


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/7/2006 7:50 am

I loved it of course, JayR. Thanks for letting me know how much this post has inspired you!

Thanx, LT. It's good to have friends...

Aw, I still look and remember, my fair asianlady4love...

Nope, but we can factor that in if you wish, CHIEF.

Ha! I have at least a half-dozen unfinished masterpieces lying around here, dz my old friend.

Dandth! It's good to see you back in The Venting Blog once again. As usual your creativity shines. However, between us we have run poor LibgemOH's post into the gutter...

Hullo there sharks! Indeed!


Priapeo 46M

6/13/2006 3:15 am

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Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


EE407 41F
3903 posts
6/21/2006 1:59 am

She had moved so beautifully during the dance that I knew I had to have her. She was a sister, and I had a bad habit of being attracted to nuns. We left the honkey-tonk and headed straight to the convent. Oh Gawd! She was one hot little Mother. Superior in every way...

When we got to the convent, it seemed that she was not the only nun to have a new understanding of the bible. As we went to the chapel, another nun followed us in. They motioned us to sit on one of those damn hard pews... before we knew what was happening they starting stripping and touching each other... soft, lingering touches, a lick here and there... Very soon my partner and I were touching each other as well....

You're up again... lol!

Hugs E.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/21/2006 8:03 pm

OMyGawd!

Um, don't you think that having sex in the chapel is a bit sacreligious?


JuicyBBW1001 54F

6/24/2006 10:33 pm

Welcome Back Keith I had wondered what happened to you.

Juicy


EE407 41F
3903 posts
6/29/2006 4:37 am

Well.. you're free to make up the next bit and suggest that they don't have sex on the altar... lol

I guess you're still considering the next part of the story!!!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/3/2006 2:08 pm

Er, the ah, storyline is getting a bit um...graphic, for the G-rated folks running The Venting Blog. Oh my!


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