keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
7/31/2005 10:57 am

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AFriendFinder TATTLER


EDITOR-IN-CHIEF BLONDENEEDSSEX has been enjoying her incarceration according to TATTLER sources involved in the case. She has her hand picked policeman attending to her comfort needs. This as yet unnamed cop has been reassigned to jail duty for the specific purpose of making certain that the popular occupant of cell 69 is cared for and pampered.

CHIEF BLONDE has been jailed for 5 days on contempt charges for refusing to reveal her source in the Revolution Rumor controversy. While she never actually submitted her story, the government is looking for the leak which launched the story in the first place.

The TATTLER finds this odd, since in her role as Deputy Mayor CHIEF BLONDE is already well placed in the government. The PUBLISHER believes that a coup d'etat is in the planning stage and is being formented from the office of Town Planner expatbrit49 .

In the meantime, CHIEF BLONDE has requested that all efforts to free her be deferred for a few more days. She has a few more needs for her personal cop to attend to.

nightstogether 56M

7/31/2005 12:56 pm

Always good to see that the jail system works hard to keep inmates happy and on the go ...

private-intellectual (.de)

expatbrit49 62M

7/31/2005 1:01 pm

An Open letter to the Publisher
I hereby categorically deny an actions aimed at a coup d'etat or any knowledge odor information regarding the incaseration of BLONDNEEDSSEX
More to the point I would like to say that you and your lowbrow rag can suck my cock

Expatbrit49 Blogtowwn Planner

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

(Juan S)
2642 posts
7/31/2005 1:43 pm

FREE BLONDE.... A little later. LOL.

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/31/2005 1:50 pm

mmm... I thought Blonde was having too much fun... Now I know for sure...

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/31/2005 5:25 pm

i don't believe you,i need to hear from blonde that shes having fun,

I'm a

i'm here to stay

AmberSolaire 42M

7/31/2005 5:46 pm

Thinks there is no need to defer operations as blonde will never find the escape tunnel he dug 3 days ago if she hasnt already.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/31/2005 6:53 pm

LMAO! Spoken like a true politician, [blog ol] .

rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
7/31/2005 7:22 pm

Funny, I would have figured Tala for someone behind revolutionary plots... just shows what little we know way off on the periphery of the Land of Blog.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/1/2005 3:09 am

Expat , if Keith won't take you up on that offer there are many who will

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/1/2005 12:04 pm

MM thanks for the update **calling off Geraldo Rivera**

expatbrit49 62M

8/1/2005 6:04 pm

LMAO JayR and I thought you were so sweet and innocent and here it turns out you have a little slutty (in the nicest way) streak and maybe I can use that time to improve my spelling...... lets see.....

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

ExploreMore4Me 59F

8/2/2005 10:56 am

Ummmm...I'm glad Blonde has requested that the rescue efforts be delayed for a few more days cuz I'm still blonde and I'm still lost!....Still trying to find fornication Avenue! <turning map over...looking at street listings...lot's of streets...don't see it yet! Umm...Just exactly which state is this jail in anyway?>

Hugs & Kisses!


Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
8/2/2005 10:52 pm

Revolutions, Coup de ta's by the elected members. Don't say i did not woarn you all about those power mad instigators of self established democracy. I am surrounded by Oxy Morons and their horns are really sharp and pointy and that is hindering my relief column of Penguin Peacekeeper's from coming to the rescue. It seems that for all their good traits penguins are not very light on the flippers they have for feet and get impaled by the Oxy Morons more often than not.


Tala Defender of debauchery and totalitarian leadership (as long as he is the one with the totalitarian)

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

taodoug65 51M
262 posts
8/3/2005 3:30 am

Well it seems for a coup to be successful. BLONDE .. is enjoying her time waay too much.. So I would think that her jail is doing to good of a job satisfying her needs.
So take their viagra away so she will voluntarily want to get out.. Then the coupe would actually look like it was happening.

476 posts
8/3/2005 8:02 am

I thought that was a Coup de ville I saw BLONDE in. No matter you are all about to be punished, the penguins are lining up to give you a robo-spanking. Bend over!

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/4/2005 9:54 pm

I want another keith's grandma story. Keith can i sit on your lap this time?

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