Blogal Warming Threatens BlogLand  

keithcancook 60M
10828 posts
10/12/2005 10:52 am
Blogal Warming Threatens BlogLand


. . . . . . . . . . AFriendFinder TATTLER

. . . . . . . . . . BLOGAL WARMING THREATENS BLOGLAND!

. . . . . . . . . WEATHER POST STUDY CONFIRMS WORST FEARS

BlogLand University, BlogLand.
Completing their study of old weather posts found in expatbrit49's basement, and comparing them with more recent weather posts found throughout BlogLand, researchers have concluded that Blogal Warming is indeed a threat to blogging as we know it.

Beginning with the graphic nature of [blog sexyfitwoman]'s photographs, and supplemented by an explosion of hot pix generated by the influx of new bloggers, BlogLand U. meteorologists have concluded that these pictures have raised the temperature of the blogosphere by several degrees.

While this will not affect us during our own blogtime, our blogchildren may suffer severe consequences.

Researchers are divided as to what steps should be taken to offset our reliance upon sexy pix. Some hold that the only way to preserve our present condition is to limit the number of hot, naked pictures imported to our shores, along with economizing our present usage.

Others disagree, and believe that quotas will affect businesses (namely the Sunshine Strippers), and that it is not so much the heat generated by the pix, but rather the heat generated by so many bloggers masturbating over them at once. They believe that careful rationing of masturbation activities will help dissapate the heat and reduce blogal warming. They recommend limiting masturbation activity to odd and even days according to birth date.

Master debators from both sides of the issue will gather at Fornication Hall on the campus of good ol BlogLand University to debate the newly released study next week. Letters to the editor of the AFriendFinder TATTLER will be admitted into the debate and serve as a means for the people of BlogLand to be heard.

The PUBLISHER

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
10/12/2005 1:48 pm

haha,you get better and better kieth

a warm hug from me to you for your lovely words


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
10/12/2005 2:05 pm

problem is limiting masturbation will increase the number of post, hence increasing the blogal temperature......see how useful the condom can be?????? (see post [post 110133])


expatbrit49 62M

10/12/2005 2:46 pm

OMG, As climate change is my area of expertise {along with Masturbation} I will write a propsal to the Blogland Govenment to see if they will finance further study into this developing situation

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_pchamp012004 55M
2672 posts
10/12/2005 3:52 pm

Dear Publisher,

Blogland warming is a myth established by tree-hugging bible belters to try to get the good people of Blogland to desist in their habits of "having a good time".

There is no scientific evidence directly linking the rising temperatures to masturbation or hot pics ... so Bloglandites keep on wanking

Signed,
Pubic Einstein

PS: Didn't expatbrit49 tell you to stay out of his basement?


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
10/12/2005 4:13 pm

lol...
Are there fears that Fornication Hall might explode from the heat?
Has the Fire Department been notified? Should we call Tiller, or will that make matters worse?

I am all for the rationing of masturbation idea... Where do I get my coupons?


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
10/12/2005 4:22 pm

Lowering the air conditioning to 68 degress should help.


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

10/12/2005 5:16 pm

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Our Master No1 Perv Mr Ex had better be the first in line ahemmmm both lines. As per usual the CHIEF is INNOCENT
and will be there only in her compacity to represent the Tattler.

Flowers and BIG Huggs
Blonde
(jeesh hope I sucked up enough)


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/12/2005 6:00 pm

its smut I say...all smut! I love blogland and I hope I will be able to contribute to this Blogal perspiration, wetness...warming for some time to come.


tillerbabe 56F

10/12/2005 9:14 pm

"Rationing" of Masterbation!!!! I refuse! I refuse!!!!
I will be initiating a protest outside Fornication Hall, those that would like to join me..please contact me. tillerbabe
A future BLOG will correspond with the planning of my protest....bring your toys and your batteries:

We will be holding a Massive Masterbation Rub Out in the square outside Fornication Hall

This is typical "Chicken Little" scare tactics to put the producers of sex toys out of business! Revolt!


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
10/12/2005 9:19 pm

Well....no wonder

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/12/2005 11:10 pm

It was further noted that effects of advanced blogal warming damage to pictures can be lessened through the continual use of special sunglasses.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


tillerbabe 56F

10/12/2005 11:57 pm

Link to information about the: Massive Masturbation Rub Out

Join me in this very important endeavor!!!!

Save "daily" masturbation before it's too late!!!!!!


tillerbabe 56F

10/12/2005 11:58 pm

[post 115594]


AlbertPrince 58M

10/13/2005 1:34 am

There is reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
And while sex with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation, it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk to yourself afterwards.


raptor880 39M

10/13/2005 9:11 am

This is an urgent raptor falsh :

Scientists have located a new epicenter of the recent outbreak of Blogalwarming.Approach motogirl1000 motogirl1000 with extreme caution until the area has been sealed off by our blogal experts as sponsered by blogal bars "No1 for beating those winter blues".

Raptor checking out on the hour every hour.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/13/2005 1:04 pm

Okay last I remember you were complaining because I got two dozen bloggers to see how long they could go without an orgasm, one of which was you. Although I don't really call 10 hours holding out. Now you want to limit all masturbation in Blogland. Something doesn't sound right. Who is really behind this twisted little plot? What secret government agency or corporation is behind this nefarious plot?

Let Blogland get warmer I likes it hot!!!

George Carlin: "If God had intended us not to masturbate, (s)he would have made our arms shorter."


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/13/2005 1:34 pm

Like..OMG!

Its good to be...ME


keithcancook 60M
17846 posts
10/13/2005 5:52 pm

Hey, I just report the news.
Why does everybody always wanna kill the messenger?

The PUBLISHER


rm_koocnachtiek 60M
378 posts
10/13/2005 11:08 pm

Ha! What drivel is this? Like keithcantdoweatherposts knows anything about the weather! Jeesh. What a loser!

Oh, oh! Here he comes... I gotta go, c ya

Is this just another trick by keithcancook
to get his text on television?


keithcancook 60M
17846 posts
10/13/2005 11:11 pm

Grrr! How da heck do you keep getting out? Get back in your box kooc! I can delete yer ass ya know!


TopFisher 63M

10/14/2005 1:02 pm

The cost of heating oil and gas will for sure cool off even blogland this winter...

I think :~


keithcancook 60M
17846 posts
10/14/2005 5:02 pm

Thank you papy. I'm happy you arrived first, as you are very precious to me.

You have a good point dz. I'm sure that the master debators have this issue well in hand.

Funny, but I was thinking of you as I composed this post expat, ol pal.

Your position is noted pchamp. And expected. Still, we should take care so that BlogLand will still be around for our blogchildren.

We have decided to use cajunpet's suggestion toothy. Therefore, the Fire Dpt. will be standing by. If tiller is on hand how could things possibly be worse. Yummy.
Rationing will be debated of course, but nothing has been decided as yet.

I'm sure that The PUBLISHER will expect nothing less from his CHIEF. You da best sis!

That is only part of what makes the Universal Seductress so special Katey.

Your pix will feature quite prominently among the master debators attempts to get hold of the situation bella dear. In fact, I have heard some of them say that your pictures alone can be directly attributed to a considerable rise.

We are waiting for more data from Palistine before we put the wall issue on the table trav. The football game is a marvelous idea, but with a deeper history and coach rockwriter as assets, we feel that you guys won't have a chance.

Oh no, mzhuny (my little wildflower). BlogLanders should go about their activities as they always do. The master debators prefer to Cum in Peace.

It is possible that I may be persuaded to make a guest appearance Jez. If the company will agree to my terms.

In my capacity as a producer/director I am planning a documentary on your protest march tillerbabe. The working title is Tillerbabes In Toyland.

Well yes. It is rather obvious isn't it slide?

Yes, that secret is out wahine. Mine have been custom fitted with magnifiers.

LMAO BigGirlzRSweet! That is a most excellent comment, and one that is welcomed in The Venting Blog. Good one!

You don't? Well sonofagun, I was not aware of that. Thanks AlbertPrince!

Yes, that one is a definate heat generator. Excellent creative comment raptor. It is good to see you back in BlogLand once again.

LOL, I was not complaining about that luke. Also, I am merely reporting that a debate is being scheduled. I have not come down on any side yet. In fact, I have been studying the works of luke69iner. He is a genius when it comes to finding the perfect center. And yes, it is true that I did not last a day, but in my defense I will say that my contributions to blogal warming are nothing compared to the power of some of these pix. Thanks for your comments. You play very well, my friend!

Oh don't act so surprised Miss Massive Heat Generator! Surely you are aware of your own responsiblilty concerning all this warmth Bunzybaby! Mmmm, yummy.

After reading some of your recent posts I am not surprised at your position waggypolly!

Put a lid on it kooc! Like the one on this box I have waiting for you if ever I catch you.


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
10/15/2005 1:48 am

pml... TFF


tillerbabe 56F

10/15/2005 1:57 am

"Document me" Kieth.......the "Toys" and lotion will abound.....as far as the "Fire Dept."? I'm "Off" duty...any work I do will be subject to "Overtime", though my main concern is PLEASURE FOR ALL!...if an inferno insues....I shall fan the flames! {=}


keithcancook 60M
17846 posts
10/15/2005 9:52 am

Hello there double E! I am most happy to keep you amused.

tillerbabe, I will take that as a "yes" to go ahead with the project... My main concern as I gaze at that hot pic of yours is PLEASURE FOR KEITH!


dano6332 56M

10/16/2005 6:01 pm

Keith, Let us know what the Master Bators decide we need to do.


MatchfirmAdult 34M
11 posts
12/4/2005 5:36 am

This is not my fault!!!


keithcancook 60M
17846 posts
12/6/2005 2:19 pm

LOL, that remains to be seen MatchfirmAdult!


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/18/2007 6:34 am

...I don't see any controversy in your theory Keith...


keithcancook 60M
17846 posts
3/18/2007 6:48 am

Thanks for visiting my basement, old friend...


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