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keithcancook 60M
10759 posts
12/6/2005 7:33 pm
BlogLand Talent Search


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BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS ANNOUNCES CASTING CALL FOR NEW BLOGWAY PLAY

HollyBlog, Western District, BlogLand.
BlogLand's premier entertainment medium, BlogLand Productions, has informed the TATTLER that it is now accepting applications from interested actors for its upcoming holiday production of A BlogLand Christmas Carol.
Sources report that numerous roles are still available. Actors will be matched with their parts at the PRODUCERS discretion. Recall for possible sequals are embedded in the contract.

No previous experience necessary. Will train.

Apply within.

BlogLand Productions' roster of BALONEY AWARD winning morality plays is the finest in the theatre-blog industry. They include Conversations From BlogLand High , The Wizard of Blogz , BLOG WARS! , and It's a Wonderful Blog .

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/6/2005 8:07 pm

Can I be the hooker with a heart of gold? Uh......there is a hooker, right?


digdug41 49M

12/6/2005 8:12 pm

hey keith I want to act!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

12/6/2005 8:33 pm

OH....PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!!

I wanna be a star!!!

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


deliciousngood 64F
1666 posts
12/6/2005 8:51 pm

ohhhhhhhhhhhh..can I be in this one...since you kissed me and all???


TakesTeatsStood 50M
505 posts
12/6/2005 8:55 pm

You think any guy will try out for the roll of Tiny Tim???


JudeL5 46M
1550 posts
12/6/2005 11:13 pm

Need a software programmer? engineer? I refuse to be cast as an accountant! Ghost of Xmas future?


Ultraviolet_69 62F

12/6/2005 11:16 pm

I want to play the part of young Scrooge's love interest that he left brokenhearted to persue his fortune.


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
12/6/2005 11:22 pm

If you've a spot for me I would love to be in it. Anywhere you feel I'll fit in is fine with me.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


tillerbabe 56F

12/7/2005 12:06 am

Can I get off your casting couch now and "ACT"????....I feel 'trained' - pullleeeze????? {=}


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/7/2005 12:27 am

I'll steal a little of Lil's originality and ask to be cast as Ebenezer SROGGIN' or Bob CROTCHit.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/7/2005 12:33 am

Actually that's Ebenezer SCROGGIN'
I ain't sure how to do SROGGIN'

Since you're already casting do you mind if I tell about my casting for Bloggy World's immorality story.

No ... I didn't think you would.

Announcing open casting call for Bloggy World The Unreality Story: A Real-time Interactive Dysfunctional Sex Odyssey

So far the female cast members are:
caressmewell
[blog DaphneR]
SensuallyKatey
wetpantyslut2
[blog 1hotwahine]
silhouette2005
impish_pixie
Passionatelove70
saddletrampsk
frangipanigal
[blog 36specialk]
pinkplaytoyz

Ladies can join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for ladies
Welcome To The Casting Couch Ladies. Who Wants To Be A Star.

The male cast members so far are:
[blog luke69iner]
weineroftheworld

Gentlemen and Not-so-gentlemen can join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for men
Open Casting for Bloggy World The Unreality Story


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/7/2005 12:33 am

Here’s a fun view of the cast so far.

Open casting call for Bloggy World The Unreality Story: A Real-time Interactive Dysfunctional Sex Odyssey

So far the female cast members are:
caressmewell DaphneR
SensuallyKatey wetpantyslut2
1hotwahine silhouette2005
Passionatelove70
saddletrampsk

36specialk pinkplaytoyz

Ladies can join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for ladies
Welcome To The Casting Couch Ladies. Who Wants To Be A Star.

The male cast members so far are:
luke69iner weineroftheworld

Gentlemen and Not-so-gentlemen can join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for men
Open Casting for Bloggy World The Unreality Story


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/7/2005 12:36 am

Okay thanks ... you can continue with what you were doing now


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/7/2005 1:04 am

Hehehehehe ... I have the perfect choice for who to play Tiny Tim. It's a "wee" bit of type casting but he's one of Blogville's finest.

methodman1000


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
12/7/2005 1:15 am

hell, why not? i've always shyed away from asking for a role cos i am shy and cos ... well, i am a lousy actress, but hopefully you can think of something for me... and hopefully it will be something completely out of character



[blog freelove999]


frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
12/7/2005 3:50 am

Just glad you are writing it...you do have such a way about you...

Frangi xx

If I get a part, I guess I will have to put a pic on my profile so people know a little more about the sweet smelling flower from down under...


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/7/2005 6:08 am

It is fitting that you should get here first Jez. It gives me the chance to credit you for this idea! I hope you will not be disappointed.

Consider yourself picked, lioness.

I'm still writing it saint. So far I have not written in a hooker role, but something will be found for you.

dig, thanks for stopping by. I could use a guy like you for this project. Prepare to act...

The footlights are shining on your rising star even now Mandy. You are a natural.

Hold that thought wetty. I am having a new couch delivered at the moment. You may apply yourself there later this afternoon...

Oh, very yes deliciousngood! Your lips certainly bolstered your reputation. Delicious and Good! Mmmmm, yummy.

Actually, I have had _CoffeeNoCream_ _CoffeeNoCream_ in mind for that role for over a week now nick. I hope she will keep that pic up for awhile. She's a natural.
In the meantime, would you like to be John, Paul, George, or Ringo? I have them written into the script.

I see ya candysoveryverysweet. And the spotlight will see ya too!

I have yet to write the Spirit of Blogging Future's part, Jude. You may actually be good for the role. It's only acting. Still, I will find something for you.

I um, well.... er, I ah sorta changed that part of the story around a little Ulraviolet, my blogless friend. Stay tuned...

Certainly you will have a role, slide. You were one of those who chimed in with support for this project, and a speaking part will be found for you.

tiller, you are too talented a couch warmer to give you up. (mmm, yummy) Still, you have the potential to be the greatest actress on BlogWay, considering how well you did in that role playing game we tried in the casting room that day... Hubba hubba!

I will go and check out your new project luke. I haven't been to your place in several days unfortunately. BTW, interesting choice for Tiny Tim...

Under my direction you will shine, FreeLove. It will be difficult to find something that is "out of character" for you though. You have so many facets to you...

I got yer boom right here, honni! Ready for another ride?

Having a profile pic is helpful in the theatre-blog biz, frangi, sweetie. I will find something for you irregardless. You are always a welcome sight here at The Venting Blog.


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
12/7/2005 6:58 am

count me in, old pal......


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
12/7/2005 1:29 pm

Hi...[flashing toothy smile]
I 'd like to apply as well please...
I 'm usually not as nervous in auditions... Let 's see...

Unfortunately, even though a foreigner, I have no accent. Too many years in the midwest?
In college I 've played 2 Tennessee Williams parts...lol...
-Brick [paul newman part in the movie], from 'cat on a hot tin roof'...unfortunately not opposite an elizabeth taylor type...
-Stanley Kowalski [marlon brando part in the movie], from 'a streetcar named desire'... also not opposite a vivien leigh type...
The first fit me like a glove, the second, well, was a challenge...lol...

Other useful assets:
-decent soccer skills...
-large collection of striped shirts and silk ties (180 and 600 respectively)...
-extensive record/cd collection (5000+), can probably help with soundtrack or play the dj...
-I also draw well...

Is this enough to get me a part?
Thank you for your consideration Keith...


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

12/7/2005 1:59 pm

Volunteers....

make a mean Christmas past spirit wench-

sex drug rock n roll dancing girls haunting good times lol

*managed by sexy twin* womenlooking4fun

TTFN


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/7/2005 2:28 pm

Ummm... is there a fairy gothmother in there somewhere?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/7/2005 2:30 pm

dz, you are the only actor to appear in each and every BlogLand Productions morality play.

You have become a tradition here and will most certainly be featured in this, as well as future projects.

I hope so Jez. I am putting a great deal of effort into this one. If it bombs, ya better lie and say it was great...

Anyone with over 5000 albums in their collection can be in a BlogLand Production toothy. Are you an audiophile? What kind of system have you built?


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/7/2005 5:40 pm

Okay redlipsprincess. We are pleased to have you.

I excel at world domination complexes trav. Which is a good thing since a story isn't a real story without someone trying to take over the world. Everybody knows that. Right?

If you will tell me what a gothmother is I will be happy to try and write one into the plot, PrincessKarma.


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/7/2005 5:57 pm

I don't have a picture.
Maybe I could play the ghost of something.
Something kinda gray and sorta silhouettey or even blue and textlike.
Let me know if you can work with that.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/7/2005 7:32 pm

I tried that spinmedown. I cannot get the shadow pic to post. Only a link to your profile will show up. Perhaps a solution can be found...


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
12/7/2005 7:37 pm

I have a couple. The main one has a Technics amp, a Sony cd player, a Sony tape recorder and a Thorens turntable, and AR speakers.
I used to record mix tapes that I used to listen to while driving.

I am by no means an audiophile. I listen to music in my car, so the quality of sound is limited by traffic noise.

Nowadays, I download a lot and make mix cd's using my pc. I listen to them constantly, but from the speakers of my pc.

Thanks, for the part, Keith... I hope I live up to it...lol...

and btw, my last post is on John Lennon.


bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 8:24 pm

If you have no room for a struggling straggler then I will be content to sit in the audience and clap loudly.



I am not dead yet


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/7/2005 9:23 pm

You can have a part of both MissLilKink. Nice set of cheeks ya gots there Kinkie. And welcome to The Venting Blog! I hope you will come back often.

You will do just fine toothy. It has been my experience that all the actors play their parts perfectly when I direct them. In fact, I have never had a problem with any of them at all. They do exactly what I tell them to do without comment or complaint. A directors dream...

Lennon you say? I'm there, dude...

You are not straggling bard. My usual procedure is to give the speaking parts to those who happen to apply first. The main idea behind my casting calls is to obtain pics to use for my morality plays with the owners permission. I always write the script first and then plug in the actors afterward. (with a little last minute script tweaking if certain personality traits of the actors can be integrated into their roles)

I also reserve some roles for certain actors that I had in mind as I am writing the screenplay. Presently I have completed about 75% of the first draft and have about 15 speaking parts so far. There will probably be about 25 or so, maybe more. It is my most ambitious screenplay to date, and all who apply in this post will be featured in some way, whether it is a speaking part or not.


rm_morefutility 37F
175 posts
12/7/2005 10:17 pm

I would love to contribute. AS a reader of course. You should have a female reader. WE do control the flow of this site since we are the target of 9 tenths of the subscribers. If necessary, I know two breasts that can be persuaded to reveal themselves, but lets not spread that around, lol.


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
12/7/2005 11:49 pm

well, LOL!, lying and pretending are pretty out of character ...



[blog freelove999]


rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
12/8/2005 4:53 am

i wanna be lighting technician......without lighting that play is nothing!.....um is there a fluffer behind the scenes too?....i need to watch the movie to refresh my memory....


sexymermaid6956 63F
26393 posts
12/8/2005 9:55 am

lol this is good i say i want a part!!!!! time fore the little bloggers to get recognised and discovered..pick me...i am knocking on the casters door...please let me in...lol

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/8/2005 11:39 am

As usual, I've missed the casting call. Nevertheless, I think I'd be a good R-rated Fairy Godmother type thing.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/8/2005 3:51 pm

A reader, eh? And a topless one at that. Hmm, if all else fails in this play at least the reading part will be a success. Okay, morefutility. You da narrator.

BTW, it really is nice to see you again after all this time. I hope all has been well with you...

No lying and pretending? That is good to know, FreeLove. Those vices are scourges of the internet.

Okay AmishAmy. Give us light!
Don't worry about the original story anymore. This will be a new and improved version. Well, new anyway. Yes, that part is right. It is a new version.

I could never refuse a plea such as that, sexymermaid. Besides, fostering new talent only improves our community, and many of the longer term bloggers have taken pains to do so. [blog postingnick], expatbrit49, and rockwriter58 are a few that come to mind immediately. Be sure to visit their blogs. They will return the favor, and possibly give you some free advertising to boot.

Also, you have a flower featured in your pic! I am very fond of flowers, as a few of my friends can attest. For that alone, I would feature you in one of my plays. BLOG ON!

Yeah, you have a habit of arriving when the initial thunder has died down, wahine. Do not fear, keithcancook will provide...


frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
12/8/2005 4:04 pm

OK Keith,

I have done it!! Just uploaded a pic so I am not faceless in the Christmas story. Is a little more revealing than what I would have liked for my first pic on here, but could only work with what I had on computer already (I WILL BUY A DIGITAL CAMERA THIS WEEK!!!)

Dont know how long it will take to get "approved"...I have butterflies thinking about putting it up, but for yours and Luke's special interactive blogs it seemed I wanted to.

Frangi xxxx


kats60 56F

12/8/2005 5:09 pm

HOLY SHIT, LOL,,,,,,NATIONAL LAMPOONS CHRISTMAS VACATION!..WATCH THE MOVIE! CHEVY CHASE.....KAT


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/8/2005 5:46 pm

That's the spirit frangi! You are a good sport! Your pic should be gracing our blogs by this time tomorrow if not sooner.

And next week the footlights will be shining upon you!

BLOG ON!


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

12/8/2005 6:20 pm

Mr. Can Cook may I please have a part in your production? I will play even the smallest of parts such as a mouse trying to get a crumb from old Mr. Scrooge! PLEASE!

*flashes biggest, whitest smile*



Jess


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/8/2005 6:36 pm

Oh, I see kats. Thank you for coming all the way over here to answer my question. LOL, I woulda been back to your place for the answer tomorrow.

I love this new "past posts" link to recent comments. Now I can backtrack my comments to see if there is any more interaction to be done there.

Aww Jess, you're melting my heart! Welcome to the cast of A BlogLand Christmas Carol !


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
12/8/2005 10:28 pm

hmmm thinking....*uh ohhh sunrise does that alot these days....keith looks like you got more than enough... now im wondering if i missed out...if anything id sit back and watch it all unfold sorta speak...love being a lurker!!!! and reading anything of yours is more than a mindfull...

so i extend my hand...anything you can think of...that you might need some help with...im sure...i can at least try to find a way to assist you!!! oh yeah...if ya wanna cast me...thats just as good...im certain that behind the scenes...something needs a stir...

live more, laugh often, love much


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/9/2005 6:41 am

You have not missed out. Thank you for joining this project, sunrisegirl.


starlight_runner 39F

12/9/2005 7:09 am

Can I be the lil baby jesus.I can bring my own crib.

kisses Star


expatbrit49 62M

12/9/2005 10:30 am

The Ghost of Orgies past or possably the kid that gets the huge turkey or mabe the part of the huge Turky,..... Yeah that would be sweet

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/9/2005 10:54 am

    Quoting starlight_runner:
    Can I be the lil baby jesus.I can bring my own crib.

    kisses Star
You can indeed star, sweetie. As soon as I write a play with the baby jesus in it. In the meantime you will have to play the part I assign to you...

As for you my ol pal, I think at this juntion I have you as Marley. Except for the narrator, morefutility, and keithcancook as Scrooge, I have not designated any other roles as yet.

It is still taking shape, but the first draft should be ready by Sunday. It's pretty long, but I think y'all are going to like it...


expatbrit49 62M

12/9/2005 2:26 pm

OK ol pal I will see if I can find some insperation to play a dead guy ........ Hmmm well maybe I can get insperation from my dick thats been dead for for quite a while, rofl

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/9/2005 9:58 pm

I hear ya ol pal!

Perhaps if I let you borrow my casting room during rehearsals, things will change for you? The couch always has a warm body on it, which should be helpful to your cold, dead, ass!


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/10/2005 12:38 pm

All who wish will be featured in the play. That includes you your fave MRE! Welcome to The Venting Blog, I hope you will like it here and return often !

There's no need to fear, keithcancook is here! I will arrange something for you waggypolly, so keep yer chin up.

This play is somewhat of a fantasy, so I suppose having 3 women who are wise could work. Although who would actually believe that is difficult to say!

(Sorry, pigcancook made me say that...)


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/10/2005 10:42 pm

Fairy Gothmother: A fairy godmother but in a vinyl or leather corset and brandishing a morningstar (a mace or bludgeon) instead of a wand. Bat or dragon wings may be substituted for the usual butterfly or dragonfly wing set. The leitmotif (theme music) is Tchaikovsky filtered through the Ramones.

I hope that gives you an idea... /

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/11/2005 4:11 am

That is another play Katey. You are getting all mixed up!

Oh, I see PrincessKarma. So that is what those things are called. I was wondering...


rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
12/11/2005 10:47 pm

did keith make you guys put on the catholic school girl uniform and search for a missing earring in your audtion too?
i was just wondering...


Ultraviolet_69 62F

12/12/2005 12:28 am

Guess you don't want me to play the part of Ebeneezer's jilted love interest. She appears very briefly during the visit of the Ghost of Christmas Past.[/blue]


AmberSolaire 42M

12/12/2005 7:23 am

Cant miss out on this one.Amber to the producer permission to come aboard the good ship blogland productions.I would like to audition as a star...............boom....boom.

Actually if you have room for a volleyball instructor I would be very greatful, failing that Ive been told I do a very good camel impression(its something to do with the humping!).

Please with big smiles and lots of love

Amber


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/12/2005 7:53 am

Only a few roles have been assigned to actors at this point mzhuny. You will have a part. You still should bake the cookies though. It's Christmas don't ya know? Christmas and cookies go together like sun and flowers.

I may just take you up on your offer candysoveryveryhelpful. This thing has become bloated beyond all compare...

My ol pal expat is an excellent actor. Haven't you read his blog? Talk about acting...

I only save that one for very special actresses, AmishAmy.

LMAO, Ultraviolet! If you only knew. I'm not sure you will really want to play that part, considering the changes I have made to it.

Too late, waggypolly. I already used that point. (sorta) If ya wanna diss men, yer gonna have to do better than that.


MaggiesWishes 60F

12/12/2005 3:30 pm

<=== wants to come and play too! <kick dirt>

Is there a Mae West Part here?
<~~ pushing her chest out for viewing, alittle throat clearing, and a sweet sultry drawl>

" Well boys ... Save up your nickles, and save up your dimes ... and when you're approved for that Platimun Visa, come up and see me sometime. "


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/12/2005 3:41 pm

Welcome aboard Amber. Save your humping act for rehearsal breaks for the time being.

Figgy pudding, eh?
Hmm, you can play a dual role then, Katey. After your big scene we will eat you.


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/12/2005 5:37 pm

SIlky *waves*
Im in bloggland
I know im Irish and not sexy like your american ladies
But I am here
Im not invisable
silky x


PailsDiverHonks 55F

12/12/2005 6:55 pm

I'm sure I am a day late and a dollar short but I would like to play Santa's Mistress. I have a resume


TTigerAtty 62M

12/12/2005 11:05 pm

Keith - Dickens' message is timeless. I know your version of A CHRISTMAS CAROL will be a classic! Please get me into this somehow, someway! Even if it is only as an assistant in the ladies makeup and dressing room! I will do anything! One of the Solicitors for the Poor perhaps, the Boy who Scrooge sends to procure the Christmas turkey? Still, I prefer working in the ladies dressing room! I will work in the ladies room free of charge, thereby saving you on your production costs!


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
12/13/2005 1:13 am

I volunteer for something behind the scenes and technical....lighting perhaps? Grip........or fluffer.....or.....?

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/13/2005 6:54 am

    Quoting MaggiesWishes:
    <=== wants to come and play too! <kick dirt>

    Is there a Mae West Part here?
    <~~ pushing her chest out for viewing, alittle throat clearing, and a sweet sultry drawl>

    " Well boys ... Save up your nickles, and save up your dimes ... and when you're approved for that Platimun Visa, come up and see me sometime. "
I like your style MaggiesWishes! We welcome creative comments such as yours here at The Venting Blog! A role will be found for you, sweetie.


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/13/2005 7:01 am

    Quoting silkysmoothlegs3:
    SIlky *waves*
    Im in bloggland
    I know im Irish and not sexy like your american ladies
    But I am here
    Im not invisable
    silky x
Irish IS sexy, silky! I have an Irish heritage myself. You will not be invisible in this production girlfriend!


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/13/2005 7:44 am

    Quoting PailsDiverHonks:
    I'm sure I am a day late and a dollar short but I would like to play Santa's Mistress. I have a resume
I have been reading your resume greenie. You are already playing Santa's Mistress it seems to me. I hope you enjoy your little trip up North.

(Please try not to kill your hubby, it's Christmas!).


raptor880 39M

12/14/2005 3:23 pm

Room for one more?


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
12/17/2005 11:31 am

ahhh... was too late for auditions... darn... rofl


keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
12/17/2005 2:04 pm

raptor, I have written you in as A GEEK. Welcome to the cast of A BlogLand Christmas Carol!

Hello double E, I'm glad you could make it. Late, but I think I can make an adjustment for you. After all, we have been blogging together for a long time. How could I refuse you?


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