BlogLand Nusery Rhymes  

keithcancook 60M
10828 posts
10/19/2005 7:40 pm
BlogLand Nusery Rhymes

Blondie had a little blog
she claimed was pure as snow.
Yet everywhere that blondie went
the scandals seemed to grow.

Little boy expat come blow your horn.
Your balls are now standard, your groupies forlorn.
Where is the blogger who posts a good pic?
He's down by the haystack wanking his ****!

Hey, tiller, diddle,
the girl, she likes to fiddle.
She bends and gives us the moon.
The bloggers all clapped to see such sport
as tiller came hard and swooned.

keithcancook sat on a blog.
keithcancook can't write in a fog.
all the blog women and all the blog men,
couldn't get keithie to pick up his pen.

Eency Weency Katey
triked up the blogging spout
Down came some rain
and wiped her blog right out.
Up came the sun
and writing through the pain
Eency Weency Katey
triked up and blogged again.

Ha ha koocnachtiek
Are you such a fool?
No sir, no sir,
my master is uncool.
He makes me do the dumbest things,
and makes me sound innane.
I hope you all will understand
he's really quite insane.


10/19/2005 8:20 pm

haaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha you are too much,, how many times do I have to explain that i`m INNOCENT



cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
10/19/2005 8:21 pm

Very good Keith, I enjoyed reading your "BlogLand Nusery Rhymes".

Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet

AmberSolaire 42M

10/19/2005 9:04 pm

Thats not what mr plod the policeman says

Nice one keith but who went to the cupboard to find a bone?

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digdug41 49M

10/19/2005 9:55 pm

oh snap it's dr suess' cousin

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
10/19/2005 9:57 pm

you are a hoot keith. that was pretty good.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

tillerbabe 56F

10/19/2005 11:29 pm

OMG....OMG! LMAO! Bay..I sooooooooooo needed this today! .....oh shit....i'm dyin'....Heeellpppp?!?!?!? (Merlot spews from her nose!)

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

10/20/2005 12:12 am

great post *S*

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
10/20/2005 4:13 am

thank you i really needed something moronic (and clever) to lift my mood!!

[blog freelove999]

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
10/20/2005 9:51 am

cute!!! and funny!!!

live more, laugh often, love much

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/20/2005 10:32 am

oh man, I don't know what's better - the post or the responses, LOL - extra snaps for BigGirlz's

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/20/2005 3:40 pm

K is for Keith,he claims he can cook
O is for ouch, he needs a recipe book
O is for oh no, here he's cooking again
C is for crap, use Mrs. Dash's new blend
N is for No, on dinner I think I will pass
A is for AHH, nausea, indigestion and gas.

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
10/20/2005 3:47 pm

Twinkle twinkle little blog
in your throat there is a frog.
Write and sing what's on your mind
can you cook? that would be kind!

HardlyYours4Now 52M

10/20/2005 4:30 pm

Bravisimo, senore!

Are you blogging, are you blogging,
Koocnachtiek? Koocnachtiek?
I laughed my ass off, I laughed my ass off
And took a leak, and took a leak.

Dude, your name is not an easy rhyme.

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
10/21/2005 7:02 am

More! More!

[still laughing...]

I must find one for Toothy...

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/21/2005 7:40 am

I loved these...they are very good...


Always The Bitch

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
10/21/2005 8:54 am


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
10/21/2005 11:51 am

great post kieth,i enjoyed it

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/21/2005 7:45 pm

Now that is cute! some nice nursery rhymes Keith...keep them coming!

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
10/21/2005 9:34 pm

...tip toes in to keithcancook's blog and leaves behind a challenge...
**game show music..WILL THE REAL SICKHOOTEREDLADY....please stand up?

Hi'ya Keith...Great the fairy tales. {=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


10/22/2005 2:33 pm

Darlin i kept our moondate did you.Can you send me yor addy so I can send you the FLOWERS you wanted,,,,

Miss ya

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

10/22/2005 8:21 pm

"Little boy expat come blow your horn.
Your balls are now standard, your groupies forlorn.
Where is the blogger who posts a good pic?
He's down by the haystack wanking his ****!"

Okay, I can't wait! What does the **** mean?!?!? Are we supposed to guess? LOL! Just teasing! Those are great!


SickHooteredLady 42F
62 posts
10/22/2005 10:26 pm

Keithcancook, seems there are people on this site who think I am you incognito. Don't you think that is strange? I do.

pussinboots4u 50M/47F

10/24/2005 3:41 pm

LOL, how cute!

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/24/2005 9:35 pm

ROFLMAO now this is blogging!

[blog talldarkavg1]

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/26/2005 1:16 am

What??? Six days later and no new blog?????

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/27/2005 1:31 am

Hoppy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its good to be...ME

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
10/27/2005 4:11 am

Where you be, birthday boy?

Happy Birthday to YOU!

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
10/27/2005 4:45 am

[chiming in with Barbie and Playful,... even if a bit off-key...]

Happy Birthday Keith!

my very best wishes.


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
10/27/2005 7:05 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dano6332 56M

10/27/2005 9:47 am

Keith Nice job I was laughing so hard I almost cried


PailsDiverHonks 55F

10/27/2005 1:18 pm

LMAO! Another good one from Keith...

I hopped over her today because a little birdie told me it was your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (if I knew off hand how to make that kissing smily face I would insert **here**)

PailsDiverHonks 55F

10/27/2005 1:22 pm

I always liked

Peter Peter pussy eater, Had a wife but couldn't please her. Went online to find a chick and all he found was a bunch of dicks.

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/27/2005 1:43 pm

Keith thought he was nimble
Keith thought he was quick
Keith jumped over his birthday cake
But Keith wasn't all that nimble
And Keith wasn't all that quick
So Keith is holding an icepack on his singed and smoking ****

Happy Birthday Keith

No more jumping over your Birthday cake Keith

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
10/27/2005 8:27 pm

HAAAAPPPPYYYYYY birthday....singing all sexy for you!!!

have..many many more

live more, laugh often, love much

keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
10/27/2005 11:48 pm

Awww, how'd you guys know it was my birthday? Thanks for the good wishes. I only have a minute or two to spend here now, but I hope to be back blogging again soon...

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
10/30/2005 3:19 pm

And from me too: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

rm_large432 64M

10/25/2006 9:07 pm

read them all they were the bomb/keep up yhe good work.

keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
10/25/2006 10:58 pm

Welcome to The Venting Blog basement, large. Thank you for the visit, and the compliment.

keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
10/27/2006 9:58 pm

Hey! Thanks, spunky!

yanno, I was reading through these comments again after all this time, and there are some great little ditties in here. Y'all sure did get creative, and all in true Venting Blog style.

I was too damn busy last year to respond to 'em, but I gotta say you guys really impressed me.

Blog On!

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