keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
9/13/2005 8:16 pm

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I Survived a Monster Storm and I Didn't Even Get a Crummy T-Shirt
by Kasey Sea

While the Monster Storm came unlooked for to most, I had been getting a funny feeling that something was coming for quite some time. It was the lack of weather posts in BlogLand that caused my uneasiness. There have been few published all summer long. I have an ol pal that is quite good at them, but he has been silent on the weather for months. With all the ancient levees around this district a Monster Storm has always been of concern.

When I felt the air pressure plummet around me I diddybopped down into a blog basement to ride out the storm. I knew right where to go. expatbrit49 's March 24th post Relationships (Weather and Sex). It is a classic, a model for many of the later weather posts that followed in blogs throughout BlogLand. We split time with the April 7th weather post, Suddenly Life Is Great , which is an excellent place for a layover.

Knowing that my ol pal expat does not normally keep refreshments down there, I remembered to bring my own supplies with me. So I grabbed 5 of my friends, a case of tequila, a pot of Jumbalaya, and headed down to expats basement resort. We had a great time down there and partied in the tradition of Southern BlogLanders, which is HARD. We kept the place clean and refrained from writing on the walls. We did see evidence that the LURKER had been there some time before.

At one point I decided to go upstairs and take a peek outside. It was dangerous, but I have always been a curious sort so I went anyway. There a wonderous scene was presented to my eyes. It was like a flashback from an old acid trip. Or maybe like an old movie. Yeah, that's it! It was just like a movie right outta HollyBlog California. Tornados ran in front of the storm lifting everything in its path up into the air. I saw a cow whirling around. He even mooed at me. There was this old grandma in a rocking chair, just flying through the air. She was sitting there and knitting! Knitting? In this storm? It was no problem for her, she just waved at me and a gust took her away. I saw two men in a rowboat. But they weren't rowing in water. They were rowing air! They waved and then rowed away.

It was then that things turned dark and it seemed some kind of scary music was borne upon the wind. A woman appeared. She was riding a bike and she looked to be the meanest woman on earth. Even pigcancook would have turned away from this creature. Suddenly she seemed to turn into a witch and her bike became a broom. She gave a wicked laugh and I didn't stick around to see any more.

The next day we all went outside. Southern BlogLand was devastated as far as the eye could see. Everything imaginable was floating in the streets. I saw a RONCO sexyfitwoman rack bobbing in the dirty water. Next to it was a case of LIMEY PIES and a soggy box of condoms. It was then that I discovered the prize. Among the flotsam and jetsam was a copy of the BlogLand Cookbook in good condition.

We spent the next few days unloading all the perishibles from the icebox and feasting on some fine BlogLand favorites. There was Roast Phoenix ala Katey, (the phoenix was starting to turn so we ate it first), some excellent Squaw Bread, and some pretty good Professors Potash as well. Everyone wanted to try the Flying Penguin but no one would make it so once again I went without. We also wanted to try some of pappy's SCRAMBLED EGGS, but nobody could make sense of the recipie.

I heard that many bloggers had found refuge at pigcancook Arena on the campus of BlogLand University so I went to check it out. The radio had reported terrible conditions but that is not what I found when I arrived. All was orderly and the refugee bloggers seemed to be well treated and enjoying themselves. The only ruckus I observed was the burning in effagy of what appeared to be a likeness of expatbrit49. I couldn't be sure as the dummy was fully clothed so i figured it must be someone else. After that everybody sat around in a circle and sang KUMBAYA and other peaceful songs. I saw BLONDENEEDSSEX 's favorite cop there helping the dislocated bloggers and singing along with everyone.

There were plenty of things to eat. Much of it were leftover spoils from the war between the PECCARY'S and purejoy4fem's SISTERHOOD. Everyone had their fill of bon bons and some even watched old tapes of Oprah. I left when the Oprah tapes began.

I have heard the rumor that I was fiddling while Southern BlogLand burned, but I would like to say that it is categorically false. Unless you count the time late that first night when all the females had nodded off and not wanting to disturb anyone I went into the bathroom and jerked off. I do remember thinking that I should have been more like pigcancook, and simply jumped their bones. I still have much to learn from him it seems.

Kasey Sea



9/14/2005 4:52 am

Hahahahahahaaha and not a perv you say , hahahahahaha, ok off to clean the coffee that spewed all over my monitor.

PS I gave Rock and myself a raise and bigger exspense accounts, and billed it to the Publisher


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
9/14/2005 7:17 am

bonbons were a bit rubbish......

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
9/14/2005 8:20 am

*paddles back with her karmic kayac loaded with supplies* Coffee and sammichies are here!

*reads* Ew... At least you weren't forced to watch Dr. Phil... *shudders at the thought*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

bella_ 47F
4030 posts
9/14/2005 12:44 pm

What exactly does it mean when you say you were fiddling? Fiddling or FIDDLING?

expatbrit49 62M

9/14/2005 3:41 pm

Exactly my thought dear Bella, what was Keith fiddling with, I thought I was the only one that posted about Fiddling. rofl

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/14/2005 4:31 pm

Keith--I'm mostly on the blogs for wit and thoughtful insights. But I gotta tell're making me crazy with all the Wizard of Oz references. I might have to do some long distance stalking...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_dandth 47M/38F
173 posts
9/15/2005 10:44 am

We understand that SEXYFITWOMAN Racks are moister resistant by nature, so be sure to fish yours out of the drink and put it to good use.....

476 posts
9/16/2005 2:02 am

I'm coming over to help you cook up some of my world famous flotsam and jetsam gumbo with a side of Burbon Street Balderdash Boudain (commonly refered to by locals and tourists alike as a Lucky Dog).

I don't know if you are surrounded by water or not, but I can row my pirough down the bayou, me oh my oh, to bring you the necessary ingredients. I hope there's still some tequila left.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/16/2005 6:02 am

No problem CHIEF, as EDITOR-IN-CHIEF of the TATTLER that is your perogative.

Agreed dz, but the spoils of victory still taste sweet. The PECCARY'S have prevailed as they always do. Long live THE PECCARY'S!
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keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/16/2005 6:10 am

No problem CHIEF, as EDITOR-IN-CHIEF of the TATTLER that is your perogative.

Agreed dz, but the spoils of victory still taste sweet. The PECCARY'S have prevailed as they always do. Long live THE PECCARY'S!

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/16/2005 9:53 am

Thank you for your prompt efforts at aid PrincessKarma! Of course, as a PECCARETTE good citizenship is higly valued and expected.

It's only SEMANTICS my dear bella.

I have certain activities that I indulge myself in too expat, my ol pal.

Come and get me 1hotwahine!

Hey mzhuny! You know me too well...

Bully for you wapsting! Stay with The Venting Blog for all manner of confusion and chaos.

Hello there Dandth! How're y'all doing these days? Unlike most RONCO products, the sexyfitwoman rack is both durable and flood proof. Order yours today fellow bloggers.

I see that your cat is becoming quite popular asianlady. I fiddle for pleasure. It is nearly as soothing as music. I am considering a step in the cam direction. Of course it is probably just another new technology that I won't be able to configure.

BOSSIERBOY, The PECCARY'S could use a man of your talents. Would you care to join us?

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/16/2005 4:58 pm

PML... Pigcancook was afraid of something????

Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
9/16/2005 8:24 pm

Once again the failings of the democratic committee is proven when a slight wind blows. If the Pig King was your leader this would not have happened.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/17/2005 7:27 am

Hello there double E! The only thingpigcancook is afraid of is running out of beer.

Yes Tala, the monarchy would have handled things much better. Rule BOO-BO-BIA, BOO-BO-BIA rule the waves....Long live the Wizard!

Oy. The munchkins are coming out of the fern for this post candysoveryverysweet!

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