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keithcancook 60M
10710 posts
3/29/2006 9:16 am
BLOG IT FORWARD

BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

BLOG IT FORWARD

A BLOGWAY MORALITY PLAY STARRING


(So Far) STARRING:


koocnachtiek AS EUGENE SIMONET

travelingintexas AS TREVOR McKINNEY

dz2502 AS MR. THORSEN

AS CHRIS CHANDLER

AND
AS THE NARRATOR


ENTER AND ENJOY


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keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/29/2006 9:32 am

INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER CHRIS CHANDLER HAS JUST SEEN A PROMISING PROFILE BUT IMMEDIATELY RUNS INTO A ROADBLOCK...

Jeeze, I wish I could contact that chick. But standard members are so limited. Ohhh! Dating sites can be so frustrating!

AS CHRIS MUSES OVER HIS FRUSTRATIONS A STRANGER, (MR. THORSEN), CROSSES HIS PATH AND HANDS HIM A GOLDEN BALL.

Huh? You want to lend me your ball?

dz2502No, I want to give you my ball. I've had a lot of luck lately and I need it no longer.

Wha..? You're giving me a shiny new golden ball at a time when I need it the most, and you don't want anything for it? What is this? You want me to get all my friends and flood your blog or something? You're not one of those comment whoremongerers are you?

dz2502Ha ha. Tempting, but no thanks. Call it generosity between two bloggers.

Two strangers you mean. I have never even seen you in BlogLand before.

THE SCENE SHIFTS BACKWARD IN TIME. TO BLOGLAND ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WHERE EUGENE SIMONET, THE HORRIBLY DISFIGURED BLOG-TEACHER, ANNOUNCES A NEW PROJECT FOR HIS CLASS...

koocnachtiekBlogLand has grown very large. Bloggers from all walks of life and around the globe have gathered here. Is it possible to get them all on the same page just once?

How can we induce change into such a huge and varied population? Your assignment is to think of something that will change the world and then put it into action.

YOUNG TREVOR McKINNEY PONDERS HIS ASSIGNMENT AND DECIDES THAT THE BEST WAY TO INDUCE CHANGE IS TO INFECT IT WITH A VIRUS...

travelingintexasHmm... So Mr. Sima..Suma...Sema... Grrr! Mr. ScarryBlog (I can never get that suckers name right)... So Mr. ScarryBlog wants something to change BlogLand eh? Ha! I'll give that liberal dreamer a change allright! NYAH, AH AHHH!

Let's see... change means DISRUPTING the norm, right? Well that is what it means for my purposes.

(Besides, I can always say I got it from the Clinton Dictionary of Definitions if anyone asks).

So it's DISRUPTION then. That is what ol ScarryBlog wants. And I shall give it him! NYAH AH AHHH!

THE GIANT GEARS IN TREV'S TINY HEAD BEGAN TO MOVE. POWERED BY SPICY JERK CHICKENS, HIS BRAIN BEGINS SEARCHING FOR AN IDEA. HE BECOMES MOMENTARILY CONFUSED BY THE SOUND, BUT RECOVERS BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE...

travelingintexasHuh? My head is making mechanical noises! WTF? Oh yeah, I'm getting an idea...

SUDDENLY A LIGHT BULB APPEARS. DIRECTLY OVER TREV'S NOISY HEAD.

travelingintexasAHA! Few things are more disruptive than viruses. They spread from blog to blog using the bloggers own contacts to expand into areas I could never hope to get to myself. Over time, a virus will link blogs that never before had contact. I will use the virus as my model.

JUST THEN A PRETTY LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL PASSES BY TREVS WINDOW.

travelingintexasI know just what to do. I am gonna... HUH?

THE LIGHT BULB OVER TREV'S HEAD FLICKERS AND DIMS, FLICKERS AND DIMS. THE CONNECTION TO HIS IDEA IS IN DANGER!

travelingintexasI am gonna make a..um.. an... I'm gonna fuck... that virus...um...spread her .... pandemic from blog to blog... It will sweep... her wet orifaces on my face... and spread by sixes all ... um... ahh... and.. and... she .. came...... all over BlogLand... aaaaARRGGHHH!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/29/2006 9:38 am

THE GIRL HAS PASSED FROM VIEW AND TREV BEGINS TO CALM DOWN. THE JERK-CHICKENS TURNING THE MIGHTY GEARS IN HIS TINY HEAD HAVE TIRED FROM THE INTENSE EXERTION AND THE GEARS ARE SLOWING, RETURNING TO TV INDUCED LETHARGY. THE PERFECT PACE FOR TREV. HE SOON RECAPTURES HIS IDEA...

travelingintexas... Ah yes, thank you Mr. Narrator. I feared you were gonna write another jerk off. The last time you spun my gears like that one of my jerks went flying off the belt so fast it hit the wall and splattered. All my friends think I've been cryin all day cuz one of my #$% eyes is all red. From the inside, yet!

(Not to mention that for some reason these jerk-offs always give me a boner).

A virus it shall be. My project will shake the very foundations of BlogLand if all goes as planned...

To Be Continued...

............(hopefully)


rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
3/29/2006 11:50 am

Waiting for the show to begin.............

Lady


keithcancook replies on 3/29/2006 7:28 pm:
fortunately I was able to squeeze in my screenplay before your comment arrived. You are a very prompt female, Lady!

rm_MtnHikr 52M
159 posts
3/29/2006 12:16 pm

Too Funny! Will someone say that we all have too much time on our hands? Or is it just that we are not getting enough sex?

MtnHikr


keithcancook replies on 3/29/2006 12:25 pm:
My ol pal says that to me all the time. Is he right? I dunno, it depends on the day...

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
3/29/2006 2:28 pm

Funny as always!! Who's not getting enough sex MtnHikr???? I can't see keith having that problem.....perhaps some single ladies should help him out with that if that is the issue.....ladies?????

Waiting for part 2....

Lady


keithcancook replies on 3/29/2006 4:40 pm:
Glad that you like it so far Lady. And thanx for coming back. You made the 4000th comment in The Venting Blog!

Oh, if you do know of any interesting local gals I would certainly be happy to make their aquaintence.

expatbrit49 62M

3/29/2006 3:55 pm

ROLF, you do do these well my ol' pal, maybe I should just pass over the cast list for harry Potter and let you produce it because Im having a bitch of a time with it

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook replies on 3/29/2006 4:32 pm:
Your idea, your baby.

Good luck with it my ol pal. And do all of us a favor and use the spell-checker for those epic type posts...

catseyes23 61F

3/29/2006 6:14 pm

Waiting for part two!

Cats...


keithcancook replies on 3/29/2006 7:31 pm:
It is being written. What did you think of the opener?

MaggiesWishes 59F

3/29/2006 6:26 pm

OK, is this a GUY Show???

::eating popcorn and sips her pepsi::


keithcancook replies on 3/29/2006 7:36 pm:
So far it is. Other characters will appear in the next part. Thanks for checking in.

catseyes23 61F

3/29/2006 11:38 pm

"It is being written. What did you think of the opener?

I thought it was hilarious. I can only expect it to get better!


Cats...


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
3/30/2006 9:41 am

well get on with the next part hun,


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

3/30/2006 11:47 am

Leave it to you...more please!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


rm_koocnachtiek 60M
376 posts
3/30/2006 12:58 pm

Well, he did get the ScarryBlog part right...

Is this just another trick by keithcancook
to get his text on television?


keithcancook replies on 3/30/2006 1:35 pm:
Hush kooc, I haven't explained that to the good folks yet.

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
3/30/2006 1:13 pm

Hmmmm... I wonder is this like Blog-rasic Park or like
Broke-blog Mountain????


keithcancook replies on 3/30/2006 1:33 pm:
Um, the first one I think. A monster has been unleashed.

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
3/30/2006 1:31 pm

Dammit!! I am just trying to get to my 800th comment!! LOL Maybe I am losing it or something...no one comes to visit me like they use to!! Perhaps I should write a play.......hhhmmmmmmm!!!! LOL!! Glad that I was 4000th person!! Yippee, Congrats once again keith!!

Oh yeah, if I find any ladies near you, I will send them your way!!

Kisses

Lady


keithcancook replies on 3/30/2006 3:03 pm:
BlogLand has doubled in size since last you blogged here regularly. It's all good. I have been to your place and I surely will return...

Blog On!

PS: Oh yeah, thanx...

GleesFlakyShawl 49M
1620 posts
3/30/2006 2:03 pm

so the starring gang is the Fantastic Four or the Fab Five? im confused......


keithcancook replies on 3/30/2006 2:58 pm:
Relax. Just dummy-up and read the lines I give you like a good actor.

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
3/30/2006 10:18 pm

    Quoting GleesFlakyShawl:
    so the starring gang is the Fantastic Four or the Fab Five? im confused......
LMAO @ dz!!!! Too funny!! Damn have I missed you guys...it is SO GOOD TO BE BACK!!

Lady


GleesFlakyShawl 49M
1620 posts
3/31/2006 1:51 pm

    Quoting GleesFlakyShawl:
    so the starring gang is the Fantastic Four or the Fab Five? im confused......
and ty, keith for keeping me in all ur plays....now i feel as ur fetish actor....... well its a sex site after all, eh?????


keithcancook replies on 3/31/2006 10:15 pm:
It would not be a true BlogLand Production without dz in it somewhere. Fetish? Perhaps. I like to foster conceptuality here in The Venting Blog, and the concept of dz in all of the theatre-blogs is insane enough for me to continue it unto the very end.

I also like to cast at least one actor in a cross-gender role. Usually a female playing a male role. Don't ask me why. Just refer back to the insanity plea...

bardicman 50M

3/31/2006 5:14 pm

Awesome....

Only couldn't Travs name be Trevor McHiney.. you know.. all the Mcdonalds and stuff



I am not dead yet


keithcancook replies on 3/31/2006 10:23 pm:
PMSL!

If I use it, you must relinquish all such unintellectual rights to The Venting Blog. If anything gets posted here, it becomes property of The Venting Blog.

My lawyers will send you a contract to sign.

bardicman 50M

4/1/2006 5:00 am

Contract is signed Brother Keith...



I am not dead yet


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
4/1/2006 6:19 am

I loved that movie Pay it Forward!

Great idea!

Purry {=}

Purry


its_a_go 37M

4/1/2006 5:28 pm

That's ab-fab!


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
4/3/2006 11:55 pm


~ smilez ~


rm_sharksnsails 45M
738 posts
4/4/2006 9:04 pm

Im back! and glad to find you deeper than ever in your usual mischief, clever and funny, you are the grandpa poobah of blogland.
sharks


keithcancook replies on 4/5/2006 10:13 am:
It's very good to see you again Sharks, my old friend. The Venting Blog still churns along. Um, putts along? Crawls? Drags itself along?

Allsleeky 35F

4/5/2006 7:38 am

MR. THORSEN was being so kind in wanting to give Mr. CHRIS CHANDLER his ball and he didn't accept? I think Chris should have kept Thorsens "balls", I mean "ball"


keithcancook replies on 4/5/2006 8:56 am:
Dang! I should have made it clear that the ball was freely given and accepted...

Thanks for reading closely enough to notice...

TTigerAtty 62M

4/5/2006 4:08 pm

I love the intermissions! Reminds me of the good old days when movies were 3 or 4 hours long (Gone With The Wind) or we got double features for the price of one and there were intermissions. I can't wait for the curtain to roll back again for Act 2. Good job!


tillerbabe 55F

4/6/2006 7:33 pm

BRAVO! But where are the chicks?


Babel__Fish 45F

4/7/2006 2:44 am

Funny stuff and like the other.... I wait for part 2

*kusjes*
Babel


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
4/7/2006 8:50 am

Thanks for squeezing me into the cast, my good friend.

Hopefully, next week you'll have time to get away from your activities as playwright, and be part of the cast in my next blogplay.

♪rockwriter58♪


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