A PUBLISHERS Call To Arms (and Legs, and Lips, and tongues, and oh nevermind)  

keithcancook 60M
10814 posts
4/30/2005 4:36 pm
A PUBLISHERS Call To Arms (and Legs, and Lips, and tongues, and oh nevermind)

Grrr, those N A Z I blog police have prevented me from posting in my own blog again.

No matter, their puny efforts to stifle me are as tiny pimples on an elephant's ass. The voices of Blogland are lifting up and shaking the powers that CONTROL us all.

(control they may think they have at present; we are only now emerging as a force in our own right).

My friends, history shows us that when the cry of the people becomes united in a single voice, those in POWER are forced to listen.

The AFriendFinder TATTLER can be a vehicle for all of us to use as we make our voices HEARD! Heard by all the BEST women and men on this site, er, I ah mean heard by the folks in charge of this place. Yeah, that was it... those guys.

My fellow BlogLanders! Hear me! When we are UNITED many of us cannot stand. It is easier when laying down so let us UNITE!

And if, (Oh! Let it not be so), if we are to divide and fall; then let us all fall into a pile together and remain UNITED!

BlogLanders, as your (self-proclaimed) prophet I give you a WARNING!

There is indeed some serious funny biznis occurring in our fair Land of Blog, and it is not an imaginary RUSE as some have proclaimed.

It is all of it a true farce, er, a true FACT I mean to say. There is indeed a LURKER among us. I am very near to being able to prove that this mischief is being caused by a devious but deteriorating mind.

It is a mind in conflict with itself and that makes it even more dangerous. With the assistance of my loyal and comfortably clever cub reporter BLONDENEEDSSEX , I have been able to isolate this menace.

Very SOON I will have him in a corner he will be MINE!

He is most certifiably mad, maD, MAD! and if anyone can STOP him it is I,



And to you oh foolcantcook or whatever moniker you are using these days, I issue you a PERSONAL warning through the words of your idol FZ...

"Your mind is totaly controlled, it has been shaped to fit our mold, and you will do as you are told until the rights to you are SOLD! "

rm_janie233 52F
48 posts
4/30/2005 11:15 pm

yes i know exactly what you are talking about... I just keep wondering how the hell did this happen, But just one question, do I ever get to go out or do I have to just play on the computer? Geez Ill get a complex if this keeps up.


5/1/2005 2:52 am


Are you starting to ummmm go a bit quirky crooked on me , please say it isn`t so ,Could you wait to have your breakdown till after you cook my dinner , massage my aching back and ,and ,and and , hey knock it off I heard ,that I am not selfish
just want to collect on the perks of the job I was promised.

Barbiebunny69 43F

5/1/2005 5:27 am

I smelled it in him at the moment he he said hello on my blog..Muhahaha

keithcancook 60M
17817 posts
5/1/2005 9:04 am

Hey that was a pretty good evil laugh Barbiebunny69 ! Will you play the villian in my next little passion play?

[blog mzhunyhole] , I am clearing my schedule so that I can give you my complete "top to bottom, in and out" attention and fix that little problem. Or at least by the end you won't really care about it anymore.

cochise226922 46M

5/1/2005 4:36 pm

I am a bit mystified by this whole storyline as well mzhunyhole, but I don't think I want the "top to bottom, in and out" attention The Publisher is willing to give to you. Just an explanation and a revelation of this evil lurker.

Did somebody say dogpile? Twister anyone?

keithcancook 60M
17817 posts
5/2/2005 12:35 am

I hear you cochise. I wanted to "deliver" the story on Saturday but an unfortunate event occured and much of the evidence I have been planting for the past week has gone POOF!

Do not fear, adjusting to changing circumstances is one of my strengths and my story will be told one way or another.

Now, if I can just maintain a little "sanity" so I can wrap it all up in a neat little package I can move on to other projects...like visiting your blog cochise226922 for one.


5/2/2005 3:29 am

Amazing what can be found when you look hard enough or know what it is you are suppose to look for muhaaahahahaha righto Bossman

keithcancook 60M
17817 posts
5/2/2005 5:08 am

easy with the evil laughs guys, I am still a bit squeamish from bopping around basements...

Barbiebunny69 43F

5/2/2005 9:14 am

Yes but i have a suspicion that ull return to a few of em because u just cant help yourself

keithcancook 60M
17817 posts
5/2/2005 12:38 pm

Barbiebunny69 my dearest and most delightful dominitrix,

You know me so well already...how am I going to maintain the ability to keep surprising you when you are anticipating my actions?

Can you foresee my next move barbiebunnysweetysugarbuttercup?

Good! Then I won't need to remind you to wear your black spiked boots and bring your cuffs and whip....

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/2/2005 1:13 pm

i'm getting stressed just reading all this lol

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_sharksnsails 46M
738 posts
5/2/2005 5:51 pm

We should have an armed revolt, maybe even one with legs too....
If you corner a cat it will kill you.
antispam 796

rm_sharksnsails 46M
738 posts
5/2/2005 5:52 pm

We should have an armed revolt, maybe even one with legs too....
If you corner a cat it will kill you.
antispam 152

sportyfun56 106M

5/3/2005 7:07 am

did you say "planting"... lol

maybe it already sprouted somewhere and was harvested.

keithcancook 60M
17817 posts
5/3/2005 1:58 pm

it was harvested alright. a very unfortunate incident, but the story still rolls on....

keithcancook 60M
17817 posts
4/12/2006 11:50 pm

EPILOGUE (sort of)

Yeah, my ol pal expat went and deleted a bunch of the LURKERS comments just before I sprung the story. I had not yet informed him completly of my plans, and he did not know that I was raising hell in his basement. I had to do some mad scrambling to try and regenerate the storyline. Jeeze, it was a lot easier to lurk in basements in the old days. Now with this BPS (Blogal Positioning Software) technology folks can track all of my movements in their basements.

LMAO! I would'a loved to have seen his face as he read some of those comments too.

Become a member to create a blog