Hampster Blog......  

kayakrider6 47M
3 posts
1/23/2006 7:07 pm

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4/2/2006 6:41 pm

Hampster Blog......


Here I am trying to bust out of this hampster cage, tired of looking at the same old shredded newspaper and sleeping in the same old soup can. When is that lady going to come along and open the hatch to deliver a walnut or asparagus spear? She is so inconsistant! The world outside this place looks yellow and warped through these ugly plastic walls.

Thats it! I am resolved. I am breaking out of here. I am going to push a pile of excrement over to the hatch. Next time the lady comes by, I will bite her finger when the door is open. I will flee to freedom. Freedom!

Oh my goodness. The door to the dwelling just opened up. It's the LADY. Here she comes. She's got a cookie. mmmmm cookie. She's reaching for the hatch. I'm climbing up the great excrement pile. I'm strugling to reach out...... NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! Hey, what's that shiny thing? It's a WHEEL! Look at me! I am running on the wheel. wheeee! WHEEEE!

timberwolf6972 44M

1/23/2006 8:12 pm

POOR LITTLE HAMSTER, LMAO


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