THE DIFFRENCE IN CATS AND DOGS  

katsback 56F
15215 posts
7/28/2006 3:49 pm

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7/29/2006 11:24 am

THE DIFFRENCE IN CATS AND DOGS

What is a Cat?

1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4) They growl when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to play.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9) They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats.




gjg1965 51M

7/28/2006 6:37 pm

That was pretty funny


rm_jurgon3 55M
4603 posts
7/28/2006 7:19 pm

tiny little man in a fur coat says hi pleased to meet you lol

Be lucky!


katsback replies on 7/29/2006 6:03 am:
lol, pleased to meet you to jurgon...

goodfriend985 44M
28 posts
7/28/2006 7:35 pm

Hey Ms Kat...I must admit....that what very well describe..if I must say so myself


katsback replies on 7/29/2006 6:03 am:
thanks good friend, i think so too,,,,lol

goodatpoetry2 66M
12406 posts
7/29/2006 9:03 am

That is SO true. LOL!


katsback replies on 7/29/2006 11:25 am:
I KNOW, IT IS THE GODS TRUTH, LOL

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