SIGNS THAT YOUR BROKE>>>>>>>>>>>>.  

katsback 56F
15215 posts
3/8/2006 10:33 am

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3/8/2006 4:06 pm

SIGNS THAT YOUR BROKE>>>>>>>>>>>>.

1. AMERICAN EXPRESS CALLS AND SAYS "LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!"
2.YOUR IDEA OF A SEVEN COURSE MEAL IS TAKING A DEEP BREATH OUTSIDE A RETAURANT/
3.YOU'RE FORMULATING A PLAN TO ROB THE FOOD BANK.
4.YOU'VE ROLLED SO MANY PENNIES, YOU'VE FOUND A PSYCHIC BOND WITH ABE LINCOLN
5. LONG DISTANCE COMPANIES DONT CALL YOU TO SWITCH ANY MORE.
6. YOU ROB PETER....THEN ROB PAUL.
7.YOU FINALLY CLEAN YOUR HOUSE, HOPING TO FIND CHANGE.
8.YOU GIVE BLOOD EVERYDAY....JUST FOR THE ORANGE JUICE.
9.YOU THINK OF A LOTTERY TICKET AS AN INVESTMENT.
10.MCDONALDS SUPPLIES YOU WITH ALL YOUR KITCHEN CONDIMENTS.
11. AT COMMMUNION YOU GO BACK FOR SECONDS.
12.YOU WASH YOUR TOILET PAPER.
13.YOU HAVE TO SAVE UP TO BE POOR.
14.YOU'RE IN COLLEGE.
15.ON THANKSGIVING DAY YOUR DAD WOULD BRING HOME A PICTURE OF A THANKSGIVING MEAL.
16.YOU OWE YOURSELF MONEY.
17.YOU ARE STERILIZING YOUR URINE FOR RECONSUMPTION.
18.YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND HAS MORE MONEY THAN YOU.
MORE JOKES SENT FROM BROTHER.




TTigerAtty 62M

3/8/2006 10:51 am

Good one!


bootielover3 55M

3/8/2006 3:05 pm

I really get a kick from #12 and hope I never am in those straights.


silverbreeze2 65F

3/10/2006 7:28 pm

These were funny!!!! Loved them...and it tells me I am broke! LOL


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