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katsback 56F
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6/18/2006 6:55 pm

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6/19/2006 6:45 am

OPEN WIDE SISTER<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,

Open Wide, Sister!

A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop
staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but
I don't want to offend you."

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun go down on me."

She thinks a bit and then responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver s tarts crying. "My dear
child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween


6/18/2006 10:19 pm

I heard it that the nun said she was terminally ill and before she died she wanted to be with a man but she wanted to reamin a virgin so one of the conditions was it had to anally. Funny however its told...and what a twist

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_4wolfsr 57M

6/19/2006 2:24 am

I'm still laughing over the cat! Now this....

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