ON OLD FOLKS<<<<<<  

katsback 56F
15215 posts
7/18/2006 4:27 am
ON OLD FOLKS<<<<<<

OLD FOLKS

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that
they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down
to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
His wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen" he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she
asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down
because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd
better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it,
for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his
wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says - "Where's my toast?

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're
getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
" Because she can still drive!"

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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost
me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbour. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few
days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous
young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really
doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be
careful.'"

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he
ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "arthritis."

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angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
7/18/2006 5:19 am

These were too funny Kat!


MysteryDreamer 57F

7/18/2006 5:20 am

Love these!!!!!! Reminds me of my dad, he said he is gonna look for a woman, any woman, as long as she can drive!!!!!!!

Hugs


dandy6912000 60M/59F
3383 posts
7/18/2006 8:12 am

HAHA , Now that the way I like to start my day. Was I here earlier??? I can't remember. Oh well, you have a great day. D & S


goodatpoetry2 66M
12406 posts
7/18/2006 2:11 pm

Great jokes!
But the 20 year olds here think were talking about ourselves, you know.


gjg1965 51M

7/18/2006 4:26 pm

Thanks they were all good ones. Ya my old girl friend got her license back now she can drive me around. geo


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