MO FUN NEEDS A SEXUAL PARTNER<<<<<<<<<<  

katsback 56F
15215 posts
5/26/2006 9:13 am

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5/27/2006 8:54 pm

MO FUN NEEDS A SEXUAL PARTNER<<<<<<<<<<

YES TIGE IS BEING REPLACED BUT HE WILL BE OUR NEW STUNT MAN,OH HE WILL STILL HAVE GUEST APPEARANCES, LIKE STEVEN KING SHOW UP IN ODD PLACES IN THE MOVIE....BUT OUR LOVELY ACTRESS mofunnowwow needs a very willing to have great sex with two women partner and soon!!!apply with in at ,,spielberg films...

starting pay 15 million..
vacation
401k plan
trips to foreign places
partying
and lots of sex...




TTigerAtty 62M

5/26/2006 11:32 am

Sheeesh! You are bound and determined to write me out of the script, Kat! I feel kinda like J.R. Ewing! They shot him to get rid of him!

OK! Screw it! I'll be your damned stunt man! Sheeesh! What kinda gratitude is this! I work my ass of in three movies for ya' ... and then WHAMMO! ... lose a dick and you're persona non gratus!

So, what do I have to do in this damned stunt man role anyway?


TTigerAtty 62M

5/26/2006 1:04 pm

WhooooHooooo!

What do you think of this ad? Will it generate a response?

Calling all women who want to have oral sex and/or strap-on sex in a hit movie produced by Spielberg Films! You will be paired with a very eager male partner. Must be open to experimentation. Cannot be camera shy. No spoken lines, just action shots with trained stuntman! Sorry, but his penile implant is currently being overhauled. Call 1.800.CAT.PAWS.


rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
5/26/2006 2:14 pm

Well, I do need a job. And it is MO. Being a friend and all. Do I need references? Oh, wait, you are looking for a women. SexyD says I'm a girl. Does that count?
ger


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

5/26/2006 2:49 pm

Tig sug...you never worked you ass off! That was me! You worked your dick off With a strap on though I bet ya get lots of responses plus you are such a silver tongued devil


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

5/26/2006 2:50 pm

    Quoting rm_gerson42:
    Well, I do need a job. And it is MO. Being a friend and all. Do I need references? Oh, wait, you are looking for a women. SexyD says I'm a girl. Does that count?
    ger
kat OMG...GERowl now I think I smell another threesome sheesh look at him/her whatever just LOOK...now thats the kind of friend I love to have MO please


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


micahbiguns 51M

5/26/2006 5:23 pm

but what about me I thought ya said I had the job


gjg1965 52M

5/27/2006 5:41 am

I must be lost clue me in george


goodguysneedit2 56M

5/27/2006 1:12 pm

If I put on a wig, can I play the part? I really want this part, and I'm willing to do the casting couch thing....

-G'Guy


goodguysneedit2 56M

5/27/2006 7:04 pm

It said she needed to be with women.... I'd do my best,paint my nails...learn to walk differently.. please, oh please..pant-pant??? ...LOL


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