LITTLE LEPRECHAUN.>>>>>>>>>>>  

katsback 56F
15215 posts
3/5/2006 8:08 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

LITTLE LEPRECHAUN.>>>>>>>>>>>

A LITTLE BOY ASKED HIS TEACHER IF HE COULD GO TO THE BATHROOM, SO SHE SAID YES, WHEN HE WENT TO WIPE HIS BUM, THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER, SO HE USED HIS HAND,IN HIS HASTE TO GET BACK TO CLASS HE FORGOT TO WASH, SO HE MADE A CLOSED FIST TO HIDE IT.

WHEN HE GOT BACK TO CLASS HIS TEACHER ASKED,"WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND? THE BOY SAID," ALITTLE LEPRECHAUN,AND IF I OPEN MY HAND HE"LL GET SCARED AWAY".

HE WAS SENT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND THE PRINCIPAL ASKED HIM,WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND? AGAIN THE BOY SAID " A LITTLE LEPRECHAUN AND IF I OPEN MY HAND HE'LL GET SCARED AWAY".

HE WAS THEN SENT HOME AND HIS MOM ASKED HIM "WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND? "SO AGAIN THE BOY SAID" A LITTLE LEPRECHAUN AND IF I OPEN MY HAND
HE WILL GET SCARED AWAY,

THEN HIS MOM GOT REALLY MAD AND YELLED "OPEN YOUR HAND NOW!!!
THE LITTLE BOY OPEN HIS HAND AND SAID " THATS GREAT MOM.

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!!!

MY BROTHER SENT THIS TO ME...




oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/5/2006 9:20 am

LMSO. That is funny.


Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

3/5/2006 9:37 am

I'm fucking laughing my ass off! Thanks for sharing it! I needed a damn good laugh.
Also as a side note, since I'm on a kick, I hope that you are anti poll!

Cowboy


rm_spatswilldo 60M/60F

3/5/2006 9:54 am

Here is one back at ya.......

A guy is driving around, and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is
in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?" he asks.

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my
gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to
do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals."

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."

Hope you get a grin..............................


TTigerAtty 62M

3/5/2006 11:22 am

Good one, Kat! That little boy was a quick thinker!


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