JOURNEYS 5 IN DELIVERY<<<<<<<<<<<  

katsback 56F
15215 posts
5/6/2006 11:23 am

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5/8/2006 5:12 pm

JOURNEYS 5 IN DELIVERY<<<<<<<<<<<

WELL WE LEFT OFF WITH KAT AND TIGE GOING TO DELIVERY,,,,

"OH GOD STOP THE PAIN ,IM DYING HERE" SAID TIGE."SHOOT ME !END MY LIFE I CANT DO THIS!" TIGE SAYS SCREAMING. "SETTLE DOWN TIGE ,IT WILL ONLY RIP YOUR ASS OPEN MORE!" SAID A NURSE."ASS I HAVE NO ASS LEFT,I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE A DICK ANY MORE, HAVENT SEEN IT IN MONTHS!"SAID TIGE.
"WELL IT DOES LOOK LIKE ITS GONE INSIDE YOUR BODY"SAID THE NURSE, "IT MIGHT COME OUT AGAIN, AFTER YOUR 6 WEEK CHECK UP",SHE SAID.

"HELP HELP, "I WANT MY MOM" YELLED TIGE.
"OK TIGE PUSH!SAID THE NURSE."PUSH WHAT?"SAID TIGE . "I HAVE NO ENERGY LEFT!"HE TOLD HER. "DAMNIT KNOCK ME OUT I CANT STAND THE PAIN ANY LONGER! TIGE IS CRYING,,,
ttigeratty

OK HERE IT COMES , THE BABY SPLASHES OUT.

"OH WHAT A RELIEF!" TIGE SAYS, "HERE'S YOUR BABY TIGE" THE NURSES HANDS THE BABY TO TIGE.

TIGE SCREAMS,,"THATS NOT MY BABY!"

TO BE CONT...




kludes 54M
374 posts
5/6/2006 11:42 am

This is too funny..... LSMIF Laughing So Much I Farted


TTigerAtty 62M

5/6/2006 12:20 pm

Pass out the cigars! I'm a father! Or, am I a mother? WTF! Phoenix! Sue Kathleen Spielberg! Sue somebody, man! By the way, WTF have you been doing anyway? You were supposed to get this shit stopped! You're fired from the case! I'm hiring Alan Dershowitz!

And where the hell was MO when I was going through this terrific pain? She was supposed to be holding my hand and talking me through all this!

And this ugly kid? WTF?

I quit this damned movie!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/6/2006 12:44 pm

    Quoting kludes:
    This is too funny..... LSMIF Laughing So Much I Farted
Kat thinks farting by the cast will improve the movie's ratings! What is she smoking? Did Vivien Leigh or Clark Gable FART in 'Gone With The Wind'? Did Jayne Seymore or Christopher Reeve FART in 'Somewhere In Time'?

Come to think of, have you ever seen any movie before this miserable disaster of a movie where the actors or actresses FARTED?


micahbiguns 50M

5/6/2006 7:23 pm

    Quoting katsback:
    your comparing this movie to gone with the wind, what are you smoking/?//lol
your right this production is much deeper and more stirring (meaning in the shit of course )


micahbiguns 50M

5/6/2006 7:26 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Kat thinks farting by the cast will improve the movie's ratings! What is she smoking? Did Vivien Leigh or Clark Gable FART in 'Gone With The Wind'? Did Jayne Seymore or Christopher Reeve FART in 'Somewhere In Time'?

    Come to think of, have you ever seen any movie before this miserable disaster of a movie where the actors or actresses FARTED?
Where do you think all that "wind" came from? lol


kludes 54M
374 posts
5/6/2006 9:26 pm

Tige, why are you trying to redirect the conversation......you're a momma now of a hmmmmmm whatever it is.....deal with it


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

5/7/2006 12:21 am

ROFLMAO I dont know if the post, Kurt, or Micah is the funniest I have tears coming down my face plus it stink it stinks! I am thinking of TIG walking around looking like a Kewpie Doll with no penus....a Kewpie Doll with gas LOL


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


TTigerAtty 62M

5/7/2006 5:47 am

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    ROFLMAO I dont know if the post, Kurt, or Micah is the funniest I have tears coming down my face plus it stink it stinks! I am thinking of TIG walking around looking like a Kewpie Doll with no penus....a Kewpie Doll with gas LOL
I have been reduced to a f**king Kewpie Doll with no penis! I feel like it too with all my "friends" throwing baseballs at me like I'm at a damned carnival or something! Come to think of it, this movie has deteriorated to the level of a cheap road carnival. I thought this was gonna be a classic movie, one that would be remembered forever! And when I tell the director I'm quitting, she threatens to black-ball me in the movie industry! Says I'll never work again! Damn! That's just plain un-American!


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