JOURNEYS 5>>>>>. HAVING A BABY>>>>>>  

katsback 56F
15215 posts
3/26/2006 3:43 pm

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3/27/2006 7:25 am

JOURNEYS 5>>>>>. HAVING A BABY>>>>>>


'well months past without any trouble in northwoods,and lady mo got ever so big..yes lady mo was pregnant with child,i mean really big,and it wasnt that she ate to much or sat around, not lady mo, she likes sex to much and her pregnancy didnt put a stop to that."oh god"said lady mo.whats wrong dear wife?"said SIR DICK.'ITS TIME" LADY MO SAID,"GOD WE JUST WENT TO SLEEP" AND YOU WANT IT AGAIN"SIR DICK SAID." NO YOU BASTARD IM HAVING THE BABY"LADY MO SAID, BEING VERY UPSET."OK DEAR" SIR DICK WHIMPERED DOWN."ILL GET THE DOCTOR" SAID SIR DICK,"BRING LADY KAT"SAID LADY MO."YES DEAR" SAID SIR DICK." "NOW DAMNIT" SAID LADY MO.SIR DICK RUNS DOWN TO HIS HORSE JUMPS ON IT TAKES OFF LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL, FEELING LADY MO,IS ABOUT TO CUT HIS THROAT."COME QUICK DOC" LADY MO IS HAVING THE BABY,SAID SIR DICK."ILL BE RIGHT THERE" SAID THE DOCTOR.THEN HE RIDES TO THE CASTLE."LADY KAT,QUICK,LADY MO'S HAVING THE BABY" "IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU,COME ON KURT" SAID LADY KAT.THEY MET SIR DANIEL AND LADY KELLY LEAVING,"FOLLOW US LADYS MO HAVING HER BABY" SAID LADY KAT.THEY GET ON THEIR HORSES AND SPEED TO LADY MO'S COTTAGE.THEY RUN INSIDE.'"GET OVER HERE SIR DICK" YELLS LADY MO." I COULD KILL YOU ,YOU SON OF A BITCH"SAID LADY MO."WHAT DEAR" SAID SIR DICK" ."GETTING ME PREGNANT, YOU BASTARD"SAID LADY MO."DO YOU NO HOW BAD THIS HURTS" SAID LADY MO?"SIR DICK GOES TO HOLDING LADY MO'S HAND."OUCH" ,WHY DID YOU BITE ME?" SAID SIR DICK.
WELL POOR LADY MO IS IN LABOR FOR HOURS AND SIR DICK IS TAKING ALOT OF ABUSE FOR GETTING HER PREGNANT,,,,BUT NOW THE DOCTOR SAYS, "ITS COMING."mofunnowwow ttigeratty

"PUSH LADY MO" SAID SIR DICK. "IM PUSHING DAMNIT"SAID LADY MO."PUSH HARDER" SAID SIR DICK.

"IM GONNA PUSH YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW"SAID LADY MO. "OK, HERES ONE" SAID THE DOCTOR."ONE",WHATDO YOU MEAN ONE" SAID SIR DICK.

'JUST WHAT I SAID ,HERES THE SECOND"SAID THE DOCTOR." AS SIR DICK FALLS TO FLOOR IN A FAINT.

"MEN" SAID LADY MO.....TO BE CONT...



MOfunNOWWOW 55F

3/26/2006 5:13 pm

10 fingers 10 toes is the baby or babies ok???? Is it a boy a girl?? Is everything okay? Oh let me hold them please!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


TTigerAtty 62M

3/26/2006 7:43 pm

"Awwwwww, ain't they cute!" Sir Dick is humbled and overwhelmed by the birthing process. "What a wonderful thing! A son and a daughter!"


kludes 54M
374 posts
3/26/2006 8:45 pm

18 years, might be longer than that.....specially when they find out about having kingdom priviledges for all their parents did to assist in defending it.....they probably figure out how good they have it and never leave.


TTigerAtty 62M

3/27/2006 5:01 am

"Sir Kurt, my biological clock is ticking. I suggest we go to East Gate and see if we can propogate our royal lineage!" Lady Kat is now anxious to have 6 or 7 children of her own.


TTigerAtty 62M

3/27/2006 6:36 am

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's going to buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's going to buy you a billy goat.
And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's going to buy you a cart and bull.
And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.


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