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WELL WE LEFT WITH TIGE HAVING SOME PAIN AND HE GOT A NURSE TO COME IN AND CHECK HIM,,"IM SORRY TIGE, THAT WAS ONLY GAS YOU HAD SO YOUR NOT IN LABOR YET"SAID THE ALIEN NURSE. "DAMN,I WAS HOPING TO GET THIS OVER WITH! SAID TIGE.MO WALKS IN THE DOOR,"HI TIGE WHATS UP?"SHE SAYS TO HIM."WHATS THAT SMELL?"SHE ASKS. TIGE LOOKS UP IN THE AIR WITH A DUMB SMIRK ON HIS FACE LIKE HE HAS NO IDEA.mofunnowwow ttigeratty
MEANWHILE KAT IS GETTING BETTER EVERY DAY.TIME IS PASSING DAYS AND WEEKS GO BY.
KAT IS READY TO HAVE HER BABY AND TIGE HAS ALSO STARTED HAVING HIS LABOR PAINS.THEY ARE BOTH WHEELED DOWN TO DELIVERY.katsback ttigeratty..
"kat and tige are having their babies"! said daniel."oh god its time?" said kurt
the friends all go down to the waiting room to wait to see the new babies... will all go okay for tige and kat?
to be cont....
5/6/2006 9:14 am
Did you really have to write this into the script too?! Sheeesh!|
Phoenix! Where are you?! She's proceding in violation of the court restraining order! Can she continue to defame my reputation as an actor like this?!
5/6/2006 10:15 am
Tige......look at all the possibilites this can open up for your career.....you can now be multifacited for all sorts of roles now|
5/7/2006 12:17 am
runs from the bomb I mean blog laugh |
just a squirrel trying to get a nut
5/7/2006 6:32 am
runs from the bomb I mean blog laugh
MOjac promised she'd
Hold my hand and help me
When the time arrived to
Deliver my ugly alien baby.
Instead, she disappeared
As others watched and saw.
During my hour of need,
She left with phoenix_law.
And while I lie hurting,
Birth canal tender and raw,
What was she doing but
Kissing my attorney, phoenix_law!
I knew right then and there
And I was so sad and blue.
Although we'd had twins,
MOjac and I were now through.
She ridiculed me for farting,
for being pregnant and fat.
I was so disappointed to see her
Join in with Dan'l, Kurt and Kat!
So I returned my plastic
Crackerjack wedding ring,
And told her to keep the twins
Along with every other damn thing!
We're just drinkin' buds now,
And our marriage is done.
Yet, I recall fondly that our
Premarital sex was so much fun!
Well, such is life my friends,
That's just the way life goes!
That's the story of me and MO,
My pregancy, shrinking dick and all my woes!