A OLD WOMAN<<<<<<<<<,,,,,,  

katsback 56F
15215 posts
6/18/2006 5:39 pm

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6/19/2006 9:55 am

A OLD WOMAN<<<<<<<<<,,,,,,

An old lady
>was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
>holding her hat tight
>so that it would not blow away in the wind.
>
>
>
>A gentleman approached her and said,
>"Pardon me, madam.
>
>I do not intend to be forward
>but did you know that your dress
>is blowing up in this high wind?"
>
>
>
>"Yes, I know," said the lady.
> "I need both my hands
>to hold onto this hat."
>
>
>
>"But madam,
>you must know that you are
>not wearing any panties
>and your privates are exposed!"
>said the gentleman in earnest.
>
>
>
>The woman looked down,
>then back up at the man
>and replied,
>"Sir,
>anything you see down there
>is 85 years old.
>
>I just bought this hat yesterday!"




MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/18/2006 10:12 pm




MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


goodatpoetry2 66M
12406 posts
6/18/2006 11:13 pm

GREAT joke! LOL!


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