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katsback 56F
15215 posts
6/11/2006 2:56 pm

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6/12/2006 5:10 am

<<<<<<<,SUNDAY SERMON<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,,

Sunday's sermon was---Forgive Your Enemies.

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you
have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister
then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small
elderly lady

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how
a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the
world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said, "I outlived the b$tches."




rm_4wolfsr 57M

6/11/2006 4:14 pm

LMAO!!Good One!


gjg1965 51M

6/11/2006 7:16 pm

I saw that coming ,good thought. geo ox kat


goodatpoetry2 66M
12391 posts
6/11/2006 11:12 pm

Good joke! Thanks.


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