Hi! My name is (insert picture of genitals)  

katmarsex 40M/34F
8 posts
6/12/2005 11:37 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hi! My name is (insert picture of genitals)

Here's one where the women are just as guilty as the men.

So you think you've found the perfect ad. It's the gorgeous man/woman/couple/whatever that you've been looking for. They have a catchy name. Their pictures are enticing. They exude charm, wit, and humor throughout their entire profile. Hey look, they can even type coherent sentences! Better respond to this one.

You have almost infinite options! Let's highlight some of them:
-Send a wink but say nothing. I suppose this at least gets the main point across. Can't upset anyone with a wink.
-Send a short message saying you like their profile. That's great but, um, what exactly did you like about it?
-Send a message saying you think you have some things in common, mention one or two of those things, and suggest further conversation. Good job! Conveys your message, lets them know you took a minute to read their profile, and opens channels for communication.
-Send a long message telling them your life story. Not recommended. While your interest is appreciated, who has time to sit through all of that when they didn't ask for it? Put it in your profile if you are so eager to share or wait for them to ask before telling the sexual preferences of your last 7 partners.
-Send a form letter. What a great way to say, "I think you and 75 other people are hot."
-Type a nice letter and attach your phone number. Pretend there are no websites out there that offer reverse phone number look-ups that can derive your address from your phone number. Great way to acquire a stalker. Kids, don't try this one at home.

And last, my personal favorite:
-Say something mediocre and supplement it with a dozen pictures of your cock. Or your boobs, your ass, your boyfriend's ass, and other nakedness. Sigh. OK folks, I realize this is a sex site. I read the disclaimer that appears at the bottom of every screen. I get it. But not everyone wants to get down and dirty immediately. When it says in my profile that I would like to be friends with someone before sleeping with them then maybe you should tell me your name before you tell me how long your cock is or what size bra you have crumpled up on the floor. Leave something to the imagination, at least to start. Sending me your pictures of everything right away doesn't excite me. Rather, it leaves me with a feeling of, "Oh... that's it? That's all there is?" More importantly, it deprives me of the thrill of the chase. I might try to talk you into sending me some shots of your freakiness later (maybe later that day, maybe later that month) or maybe I look forward to being surprised when I meet you. Lingerie? No problem. Money shots? Maybe later. What was your name again?

quester33 53M

12/2/2005 9:53 pm

Love your blog. OOPs, guess I should say what I like about it! You break it down so consicely, a little feedback about what people can do to connect, what might work, what definetly doesn't.
Good stuff!

jn3000 48
1 post
2/20/2006 8:27 pm

Great blog spells it out, what do you like to hear when someone responds?

rm_ruditusday 40M
1 post
3/8/2007 3:08 pm

how does this work, or is it just a way someone can profit from others?

jackinjeff4444 59M
1 post
3/9/2007 6:11 am

Bleh, this blog and the profile have about as much appeal as a package of cream cheese. I wonder if it would be possible to be anymore self absorbed than these two seem to be.

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