little dick men (why)  

justbeingmein05 41F
15 posts
12/1/2005 10:09 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

little dick men (why)


this is funny I call myself trying to get some dick, looking on the site for the first after not seeing or getting any dick in a few years. I see something I may like so we meet at his house. f course he lied about what he looked like, but for me I was a prize for him. I'm not really into looks(you just have a be descent looking, but a fucked up body and a little dick thats the biggest turn off for me. He asks me to go to his bedroom, atmosphere was boring as hell, no entertainment whats so ever. We go to the bedroom he trys to take my cloths off, but my rule is I need to see that dick before anything goes down. So he takes off his cloths dick was so little I really couldn't see it over his BIG ASS STOMACH, thats the biggest turn off to me, keep yourself into descent shape. I just walked out.

Another meet up me and him talk on the phone for a day, convo is great, telling me about him he's telling me about him everything sounds good, so I tell him I'm trying to see you, no need to wait lets see whats up I ask him how does he look he says I think I have a big stomach, but all my friends say I dont, so I'm thinking maybe its not big, because if you gain a little weight you always think you're bigger then what you are. I ask how big is your dick he says 9' I'm like YES I finally get a big dick to put in my pussy and ass. He comes over later that night it was sad. We do a little touching he takes off my panties eat my pussy so good, I'm not into oral unless you have a BIG DICK to come behind it. I'm very much into safe sex, so he's taking a break from eating this sweet clean pussy. Stands up and think he's going to bare back me noe there are tooooooo many diseases to be having unprotected sex with people you don't know. I give him a condom this grown ass man trys to tell me he don't know how to use one and have never used on, now for me that's a turn off, you just fuck any body without protecting yourself. What it was dick was so little I couldn't put the condom on his dick. If that point I reall don't know what to do with men, to scared to hook-up becuase I may come into another little dick. And by the way we never did get to fuck he just ate my pussy somemore and I sent his little dick ass home.

What should I do( and fucking a little dick man is not an option) the pussy is way tooooo good I've been told. And what make it so bad, no one knows the pussy haven't been talked in a few years.

Kasper686 30M

12/1/2005 10:35 am

AHAHAHAHAHAAH i don't understand why'd someone lie about there dick size to someone there gonna fuck, since as soon as there pants cum off your gonna see its small. LOL


zoopc42 47M

12/1/2005 10:59 am

ok honestly this is a bad thing. I realize that women want big dicks sometimes. I have also heard that it hurts them too. maybe they like the streching thing

but I can say that men probebyl lie and tell you anything that will get them into bed with you. I am sure this not news to you but in a site like this, a man has to say what ever he can to even get a response. I have not even got out of the starting box with anyone not to mention this far. maybe one day but it is a slow fucking process. maybe I am just finding the wrong ones. where are the hook up girls?

I am an average size guy. I know there are women that like average, I know not every man getting lucky is a washboard ab, 12 inch dick rich guy. that is all I can imagine that are getting laid BUT this blog entry proves that at least someone is getting somewhere


rm_Finewine1959 57M

12/1/2005 11:07 am

That is too funny. I love the stories. If you need a good one let me know. Don't let a couple of idiots ruin it for the rest of us. Keep trying. You should have had them provide a picture before the deed


bootielover3 56M

12/1/2005 11:44 am

Hey may be you should have got a picture of the equipment before hand.
82% of men fall in the 5 to 7 inch range. 7 + inches only make up 6% of men (8 inches 1. Good luck finding the big one.


Some_Random_Dude 28M

12/4/2005 6:42 pm

What the minimum requirement? haha
And yeah getting them show you a pic of their dick with their face, so as soon as you see them you can decide to run or jump on him. haha


sexywhiteboy07 46M

12/14/2005 10:31 am

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NITTY50 39M
3 posts
2/9/2006 11:18 am

THAT IS A FUNNY STORY BUT IF MY MAN HAS THE BIGGEST DICK IN NAP THANK THE LORD IM FROM CHICAGO AND I JUST LIVE IN NAP IM 6'1 7in I HAVE BLESSED TATTOOED ON MY ARM BECAUSE I THINK THE LORD HAS BEEN REALLY LOOKING OUT FROM ME IN EVERY ASPECT AND YOU CAN ASK FOR WHATEVER PROOF YOU'D LIKE IM CONFIDENT AND CONVINCED


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